THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kristina Tortora who lives in Manhattan. She’s a bottle rat who’s been knowingly spreading DRD for atleast 3yrs. She refuses to use condoms and is addicted to the purple crayon. This is all 100% true. Now she has found a guy named Chris who’s a HS Principal in Elizabeth, NJ. Chris is so blind and in love after meeting her on plentyoffish, he has no idea that she has DRD AND that she’s known all over Manhattan as a free porta potty who can’t get enough low life purple crayons in her. I don’t understand why she thinks it’s ok to go around having unprotected sex and not telling guys she has DRD. Chris go to the doctor immediately. Dude this is real life sex ed. Again, this is all 100% true. Chris is the white guy. I feel so bad for you buddy.
Sex is a sport and black guys are better athletes. Sorry Chris.- nik