Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I Can’t Wait For The End Result

May 1, 2013 Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 9 91,638 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know what the hell is wrong with Amanda Bynes, but I’m sure as f*ck loving it.  This girl is getting more and more interesting by the day and I cannot wait for the end result.

I cannot wait for the Amanda Bynes sex tape.  I heard she screams like a pirate.- nik



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Does Amanda Bynes Have +2s

May 1, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty 43 84,939 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I have no f*cking clue what the hell is going on with Amanda Bynes face, because something is definitely wrong and weird looking.  But, I’m here to talk about her body, its actually really good and I was wondering if you think those are natural or +2′s?

No REFUND Gap here. I want to say +2′s based on the way the cleavage kisses each other. Not digging the Octomom face though.- nik



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Amanda Bynes Finally Gives In And Gets The Skrillex Hair Cut

May 1, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty 27 85,164 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Amanda Bynes finally joined all the stupid girls and got the Skrillex hair cut.  The funny part is that she went to the gym and posted a few pictures… and for some odd reason she was either winking or keeping one eye closed.  It is awesome to see how some of these child actresses turn out.

I actually think Amanda looks the best she ever has in her life. I’m team Amanda!! You go girl!! Close both eyes next time!- nik



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I Found Carmine Gotti’s Ex

April 30, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty 15 82,537 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is not a natural blonde. Her name is Amber and she’s disgusting. Every girl on Long Island hates her. She dated Carmine Gotti and I hear she’s a real psycho. She’s a spoiled trust fund baby who gogo dances for attention. Found some pics she left public. No ITG. I think Carmine really should’ve put a hit out on this b*tch.

Sorry, but no trust fund baby GoGo dances. That is how you get cut off.- nik



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Zohra Sumar

April 29, 2013 Manhattan 0 9,674 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Where this world is coming to? Watch out New York, a famous sl*t and thi*f is coming to you – Zohra Sumar! She is getting married with a US lawyer, a nice guy that knows nothing about her! Poor guy, she is just after his money and she wants just to live in NYC. Zohra Sumar and her relatives just forged a deal with one nice friend of mine ripping off US$ 60,000 and trying to get away with it! My friend just called me to the States crying and telling what have happened. Just what out for this sl*t guys, she’d been engaged to dozens of guys before trying to get the right victim, flying to NYC for numerous dates, meeting people at Match[]..Indian wh*re: a girl who does not sleep with the first guy she meets. Indian Girl: My mom told me that the first guy she talked to was my dad. (half)Algerian Girl: SO YOUR MOM SLEPT WITH THE FIRST GUY SHE EVER TALKED TO?!?! OH MY GOD! White Boy: So your mom thinks you’re a wh*** because you didnt sleep with the first guy you talked to . . . interesting culture .

Interesting post.  Anyone else scratching their head?- nik



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I Don’t Even Think God Believes In Tim Tebow Anymore

April 29, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 13 81,856 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so glad Tebow is out of here.  As a die hard Jets fan, it is time to get this weak ass guy out of the locker room.  Tebow is the worst NFL quarterback of all time, he sucks and to be honest, I don’t even think GOD believes in him anymore.  Do you see any other team picking this guy up?  Or is his NFL career over?

He needs to go to the Raiders.- nik



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