THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to New York City on a business trip. So I decided I wanted to spend quality time with an beautiful and young call girl. So I searched on Eros Guide and happened to find Sunéssis Brito, we had dinner and drinks. After we come up to my room, she slept over. When I woke up in the morning she was gone and I was about to go to work look for my wallet and my car keys was gone to. She stole my wallet with all my credit cards, ID and now I am stuck in New York. She is so stupid she left her ID at the bar of my hotel I went there to have a drink they told me your girlfriend left her ID here last night so I went to police station and I made a police report. So I just wanted to warn anyone booking her… hopefully she will be locked up soon.
Why are these girls so dumb? Haven’t they ever heard of ‘customer service’?- nik