Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Where Has Kanye Chest Been

April 16, 2013 Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 66 82,283 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where has Kanye Chest been?  You guys haven’t posted her in forever so I’m not sure if she finally went through with the surgery and had her Greg removed.  I’m not a gay man, but she is the only tranny I would go gay for.  Something about her eyes and +2′s that make me want to get my oil checked.  Man or woman, Kanye Chest is still one of the hottest girls that has ever been on TheDirty.

Stop saying “her”.- nik



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Yale’s Trash–Aala Mohamed

April 16, 2013 Manhattan, Yale 2 9,885 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, Your site would no be complete if you don’t expose this ugly piece of ratchedness named “AALA MOHAMED” this arrogant ugly scum pigeon came here from the dephs of Africa, and found herself in YALE! while many citizens cant even afford college or are going through tough times! there are many deserving people who should of gotten an opportunity to get into these schools! but under some program called Al-Mustakbal, theyre scooping 3rd world trash and dumping them into colleges that they have no business being in. This girl isnt liked! she gossips and prances around like shes God’s gift to the world! she probably brags to family members back in Africa about how shes in Yale! but she will never amount to anything! because society is a MONSTER, and with her looks, she aint going anywhere! we laugh at her when she attempts to use English terms like “Fall back” and stuff like that! I need to alert you NIK about this program as well as this girl recruiting people to this program “AL MUSTAKBAL” that is dumping 3rd world bottom feeding subhuman trash into not only colleges,but IVY LEAGUES! Nik(OR ANYONE READING),have you been to YALE? well if you were an east african bottom feeder, you can enroll in this program and choose any college! its disgusting! they pick them up from slumber in their homelands and bring them here!  THIS ALAA IS THE BIGGEST GOSSIPER,THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SCUM ON EARTH! Nik, you need to expose this ratched rat looking trashbox! shes also a trouble maker and she starts and instigates fights! she hangs with a small group of ugly girls from the same village or some crap! NIK,PLEASE HELP ME EXPOSE THIS UGLY BISH AND HELP AMERICANS WAKE UP FROM THEIR SLUMBER AND SEE WHATS GOING ON! YOU CAN EVEN GOOGLE THE PAGE “AL-MUSTAKBAL” IM NOT JOKING! this is a program connecting undeserving trash to ivy league schools!

Don’t dance with racism.- nik



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Wasted Potential

April 14, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty 260 83,422 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I’m a big fan of your site. One of the things that I find the most fascinating is when I read about the lavish life style that a lot of girls posted here have. I even have a few friends that have sugar daddies and they make it seem like its the best. I have big potential, I’m not a model or even close but I am attractive, I’m 23, and care-free. My one problem is that I’m currently in a relationship. I’ve been dating him for 8 months now. He is no millionaire but he can somewhat support me. He loves me and is very open about that. I know that if I stay with him I will live okay. But I don’t want to settle, I feel that at this age I should enjoy it and live the life style I have always wanted (travel, shop, party, not work) However, I’m confused. I don’t want to leave him, and I also don’t want to cheat on him by having a double life. What do you think I should do?

You sound like a selfish b*tch who has no concept of love.- nik



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Fraud Alert And Zoophilia Master Jacob Kassay

April 10, 2013 Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 141 83,335 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure how familiar you are with the art world. This is artist Jacob Kassay. To be calling him an artist is kind of a joke considering all he does is make dull mirrors. This guys whole career has been based on hype. Anyway, that is not why I’m submitting him. The guy is a bullsh*t artist and scammer, but he also has this weird sexual fetish with animals. Jacob Kassay loves having dogs hump his asshole and dogs aren’t his only animal of choice. He is a huge goat lover. So if you buy his art for $250k just understand you are contributing to zoophilia.

That dog is being forced into sex. This has to be some kind of animal abuse?- nik



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His Name Is Andrej Pejic

April 9, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty 67 85,211 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, many people on here can’t figure out if Andrej Pejic is a man or a woman.  Well, he is a man and is blowing up in the modeling world due to his feminine looks. Many say he will be the first model to grace not only male model show but female as well.  I’m not into dudes at all, but man Andrej is one hot piece of ass.

This is just too creepy for me. He needs +2′s.- nik

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Hottest Manhattan Model

April 7, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty, Would You? 85 92,473 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the hottest model in NYC right now.  She is super hot, thin and sexy as can be.  I know you are married, but I had to ask you… if you were single, would you?  Click here to see her topless. 

Answer: No, for obvious reasons. After clicking her topless picture I can tell she is out of my league.



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