The Lebanese Barbie

January 24, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 14 99,504 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Diana Ismail is an 19 year old from my town. She goes to club Rumor 35 every weekend because it’s the only place underage girls can party. She brings a guy home every week and asks everyone in the club to follow her on instagram so she can be instafamous. She also shows off her triple Ds to the entire world. People need to know the real truth about Lebanese Barbie.

I hate Lebanese food, it always gives me diarrhea.- nik

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Manda Boo

January 24, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan 3 6,600 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: so Amanda or “manda boo” as she calls herself thinks way too high of herself, she was stupid enough to fall in love with some twat who would tell everyone he was with her out of pity, yet he would tell her that she was pretty and so almost all his friends would tell her that as well. Well now cause of this douchebag this girl thinks shes the shit, and has even gone so far as to completely ignore me even though i was always there for her as a “Friend”. well now its time to expose this bitch, maybe shell realize shes not a dime and stop ignoring people who TRULY care for her. someone needs to tell her how ugly she REALLY is and who better than you? Nik, please help this girl so she can help herself.

You can’t suck in all day, put a shirt back on.- nik

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Is She The Hottest Girl Ever

January 24, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 43 110,895 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this girl not the hottest thing you’ve ever seen? The strange thing is, a couple of years ago she was as thin as a stick. How did she get this perfect body? It couldn’t have just been a boob job.

I hate her stomach region and her fake boobs don’t sit properly. Sorry, I don’t see it.- nik

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Does Chelsea Have The Perfect Eyes

January 23, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 12 95,532 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Chelsea.  I think she has the perfect eyes and since everyone is on a damn witch hunt to find them, I hope this is the end.

I’m not a fan of her actual eye sockets. They are not as circular as I would like.- nik 

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Mehak Khans Loveless Marriage

January 21, 2014 Manhattan, New York 3 6,668 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo nik, So how much damage can you do to your body in three years? This chick (mehak khan) from Queens used to be a cute lil’ morsel with big boobs and a bubbily personality. Now she’s married to a man she doesn’t love, grew a second chin and is miserable. She is supposed to be a good, respectable muslim in her community, but she sucks and fucks like a catholic priest.

No consolation for the wild card/underdog eh.- nik

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Gamzee Asked For Money After Intercourse

January 21, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 194 101,472 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was out with a few friends in NYC and I met this girl named Gamzee. We hit it off and I took her back to my place. After we had intercourse she had the nerve to ask me for money. Whats wrong with girls nowadays?  In the future, I feel like if I ask a girl in the beginning if she is working or not, it will ruin any chance if she isn’t… this is not right.

Times have changed. Every girl has a price. That’s why more and more guys are turning Gay. It’s just more convenient.- nik

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The Girlfriend Josh Groban Ignores

January 21, 2014 Manhattan 83 11,059 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is my friend, Rachel Beider, a massage therapist from Brooklyn, NY who has been with Josh Groban since 2012. She loves him to death. The problem is Josh pretends he doesn’t know her in spite of their red carpet pictures together and evidence of their affair. She’s a great girl but he treats her like dirt and says he’s single when asked in interviews. Everybody in Williamsburg, Brooklyn knows about them; there’s nothing that she wants more than to be acknowledged as his girlfriend. He will hit on models on twitter, take old girlfriends on tour and his fans, mostly horny middle-aged women, have already started to notice his behavior. Rachel suffers a lot because of his behavior and it shows. Her family members are very concerned and watching the act he puts on just to pretend Rachel is not a part of his life. I think Josh is a perfect example of a good boy image built just for his fans.

Rachel, why are you wasting your life. Josh is never going to marry you. You are just a sex vessel.- nik

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America’s Public Schools Are Becoming Very Sad

January 20, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 171 97,218 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is how bad the public schools in America are getting:  For example, in Queens, NY Principal Marcella Sills shows up to work late most days as the elementary students are frequently plopped in front of movie screens for hours on end instead of learning. They call her school she runs the “School of No” because numerous school sources say, it has no gym, no art classes, kindergarten trailers that smell like animal urine and no reading, writing or math books. She can be seen showing up to work as shown in this photo dressed in a fur coat, sunglasses, a revealing short skirt and funky fur boots she looked as if she were headed to a nightclub as she climbs out of her shiny red BMW.

In Columbus Ohio City Schools, as the ongoing investigation shows, many student absences were deleted, grades changed from failing to passing by principals and other school employees.  In Atlanta City Schools educators have been indicted by a grand jury after an investigation found cheating by nearly 180 educators including teachers and principals in 44 Atlanta schools. Educators gave answers to students or changed answers on tests after they were turned in. Teachers who tried to report it faced retaliation, creating a culture of “fear and intimidation” in the district.  This is done for personal financial gain since these fake numbers are used to calculate state per-pupil funding and then school board members and principals earn more money themselves. So basically these public employees are breaking the laws such as, racketeering, making false statements and writings; false swearing (perjury), theft by taking and influencing.  So Nik, are you going to send your children to private school?

Anybody know the pros and cons of home schooling? From anyones personal experience did you turn goth?- nik

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