Melody Virola

April 30, 2014 Albany, Manhattan, Syracuse 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here you go Nik, she’s a winner! Her name is Melody Virola, she’s 19 and has a bigger head count than most people her age. I asked her how many people she’s been with and she cant even remember. I hate to admit that she was my ex and that I fell in love with her. Come to find out that when we broke shit off that she was f*cking other people a few hours before she would come to f*ck me. She’s been all over, Troy, Lansingburgh Albany, Bronx, Massachusetts…this bitch is dirty. She cheated on one of her gfs with me, She would hit me up for sex because she said nobody could make her wet like i could. She’d be at her gfs house texing me and messaging me dirty shit. She fucks anybody, guys and girls. SHe’s conceited and all into herself, and she gives a damn about nobodies feelings but her own. She leaves her son all the time with her mom so she can go hoe around, smoke weed and get drunk. She is the prime example of a DIRTY girl.



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Army Officer Gone Wild

April 27, 2014 Chicago, Manhattan 3

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is a total womanizer, sex-addict, and sleaze ball. He uses every sex site out there to try to find college girls or cougars to bang, all while he is dating a big time NYC hedge fund manager on the side. He seems like the total package until he has a few drinks (read: BINGE DRINKER) or you see his package which leaves a whole lot to be desires (read: most flaccid penises are larger than his hard penis). Yes ladies, Erik Olsen is not the man he might convince you that he is. He litterally takes nothing in life seriously. He may seem to have a perfect army resume and humblebrag about his glory days at west point but below the surface it is all just for show. The only thing he cares about is presenting an image of competence and superiority to everyone he works with but when his boots come off he is just a little boy with peterpan syndrome trying to find the best party and easiest girls to beef up his ego and act like an idiot. Do not be fooled by his facade, there is a reason that guys with little penises drive big cars with big tires. And there’s a reason that they display their accomplishments, *cough* humbly *cough*, on their cars in the form of bumper stickers and license plate holders. This guy is about two three things only: banging bitches, getting loaded, and trying to convince the world that he is hot shit.



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Danielle Doe Trying to break into Porn

April 25, 2014 Manhattan 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Danielle Doe. She’s trying to break into the porn industry! Please repost or use her for your porn ads.



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What do you think of Josie Cunningham

April 24, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, have you heard about this? Apparently this “glamour model” named Josie Cunningham is so desperate to be on the British TV show Big Brother that she’s having an abortion! Apparently she was in the running until the producers found out she was pregnant, so she’s trying to fix the problem…. I definitely think that women have the right to choose but this is pathetic. Also, glamour model?



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Max Komsky

April 22, 2014 Manhattan, New York 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: MAX KOMSKY IS THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE IN BETWEEN 2 FA**OTS…LISTEN MAX I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DONT LEARN. YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO IDEA IN THAT YOUR BOTHERING ME. YOU STILL REALLY SMELL AND YOUR STILL A DRUG ADDICT AND YOUR STILL GOING TO KEEP GETTING BEAT UP…YOU JUST DONT LEARN. YOUR A REALLY DIRTY KID…I DIDNT SEE IT COMING.I ALSO SUGGEST YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR MONEY. ITS NOT YOUR MONEY ITS MONEY THAT YOUR DADDY GAVE YOU. MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY. DONT YOU GET IT YOUR FRIEND ALLAN HATES YOUR GUTS AND TALKS SHIT TO ME ABOUT YOU ALL THE DAMN TIME. EVERY GIRL IVE EVER SPOKE INCLUDING MYSELF IS DISGUSTED WITH YOU AND YOUR NASTY SELF. I THINK THAT DISGUSTING CAR SERVICE MAN ODOR IS JUST SOMETHING THAT YOUR BORN WITH. BTW YOUR TERRIBLE IN BED YOUR FRIEND FAT ARTHUR PUTS IN MORE WORK THAN YOU.



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Miami’s Biggest Bottle Rat

April 20, 2014 Manhattan, Miami, The Dirty 92

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Miami’s Biggest Bottle Rat/Illegal Immigrant has now moved to New York but without causing harm to some good samaritan trying to help him. Mike Troy didn’t have a place to stay since he bounces from couch to couch and was headed to Salvation Army since no one would take him anymore. One of our good friends took him in, gave him food & money. For 3 months Mike Troy was just too busy playing PS3 all day and spending time at Night Clubs every night rather than figuring out how to better his situation. His image on IG and Twitter is more important than real life. My friend got fed up and asked him to leave.

The same week as my friend is out of town on vacation, his car was left on Bricks with his wheels missing. COINCIDENCE? Security in the building reported that the vehicle tail gated another resident into the building and went straight into his car. Since the incident, Mike Troy is no where to be found in Miami. Rumors has it that he has since moved to New York to scam, steal and couch surf his next victim….  Can someone call INS and report this scum bag? He used his grandmothers Social to go to school. He has been living in the US with out papers. Can someone have INS pay him a visit?

Being a Male Bottle Rat is very trendy these days.  If girls can do it, why not guys?- nik



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Lauren Colaruotolo Loves Curves and Married Men

April 19, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 105

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Srong for a while now. But I think you should give upstate NY girls a chance at being Dirty Celebs. This is Lauren lives in Troy right outside of Albany, NY. Not only does she love the pepsi but thinks she is the hottest thing going. Loves her curves and “natural body”, loves sleeping with married men, using them for their money and then cheats on the married man after he divorces his wife. What do you think of this precious gem?

She also loves real breasts.- nik



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Modern Day Hero

April 16, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 110

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two guys decide to jump this other fellow but then out of left field… some dude with a f*cking samurai sword saves him.  It’s very impressive for someone these days to do such a selfless act.

Only in NYC do white people carry swords… Baby Blue deserved it… shut up.- nik



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