Alissa Stermer aka Sand Dollar

January 10, 2014 Manhattan 339 9,485 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: alissa stermer she a pig that runs a bar here who fucks everybody who walks in the door. she got drd this should be a public warning do not have sex with this pig. she has a fake boyfriend on fb and hangs out with freaks and they have fake people on there list real winners

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Morimoto’s Is Yet Another “Celebrity” Sushi Joint

January 10, 2014 Dirty Food, Manhattan, The Dirty 60 92,342 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we go again, yet another “celebrity” sushi joint that just doesn’t live up to the hype. We went twice as I really wanted to give them a chance to do well.  The first time we went to Morimoto’s we did the Omakase. While it was good, it did not offer the variety of Nobu or Bond Street, and it hit a sour note with an overly sweet kobe beef and sweet potato selection.

The second time we went we decided to just order sushi. What a mistake. We ordered the $100 “Chef’s Selection Platter” which was mostly made up of ho-hum items like cooked shrimp, egg, flabby eel, clam, and inedible squid. (Yes, the salmon, tuna, toro, and yellowtail were good, but just a bit above lesser neighborhood places.) We also ordered the Fugu (Blowfish) which was a 50/50 disappointment. The thinly sliced fish was tasteless and could very well have been fluke. The skin is prepared three ways, which is two ways too many. It has the texture of rubber bands and just about no flavor either. However, there was one type of skin that was very good and the deep fried bones had an excellent flavor that was a nice break from the mediocrity of the overall meal.  In addition, the service had fallen way off since our 1st visit last May.  Examples: They do not leave the sake at the table and several times we had to ask for a refill of our glasses (water, too) which never happens when we are at 5 star restaurants. Our sushi took quite a while to come out, and when it did we did not have the wasabi, ginger, and soy to eat it with; even with an apparent army of wait staff, no one seemed to know who nor how to get the items to our table. Lastly, when they offered us after dinner drinks to make up for the service mistakes, even that got screwed up and took until we were half way through dessert to show up.  Overall: take your money and head on over to Sasabune on the UES. The fish is the best, the service is excellent and after 5 visits we have never been unhappy.

I’m going to try this Sasabune place, do they make good California Rolls?- nik

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The Family Foundation School aka Allynwood Academy

January 6, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 122 94,717 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love reading TheDirty and usually mind my own business.  My parent were c*nts growing up (sorry for the lack of editing). When I was 16 I had straight A’s in school and an after school job. I was also the star in my school’s art programs. My mom is a drunk and my dad is a loser absent father who is mostly interested in looking good. I come from an affluent family where all that matters is external appearances. When I was 16 my parents sent me away to the Family Foundation School (my mom was too drunk to be bothered to be a parent, my dad didn’t want to be bothered). This school had been under investigation for child abuse for over two decades. As a former student I can verify the horrible abuse that has been endured. I am now 28 and to this day I still have nightmares where I wake up screaming due to the abuse. As a petitioner to shut this school down, I am horrified to find out that they have recently (Nov 2013) changed the name to Allynwood Academy. Please let everyone know about this horrible place and the abuse that persists.  Click here to read the petition.

Crazy that you submit this. I was looking into boarding schools, pros and cons?- nik

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Former MMA

January 6, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, New York 9 5,724 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this psycho Luke Cummo has clearly lost it. This guy is very delusional. His wife divorced his crazy ass and took off with his two kids. He then prceeded to threaten her by email but denies that he even did it. If you scroll his Facebook and You Tube channel you can see just how much of a nutcase he is. He has lost a grip with reality. He thinks that he is more normal than anybody else. He thinks that his way of life is the right way. Did I mention that he drinks his own piss! He wants to reform MMA. He does not believe in hitting on the head. He says bad stuff about MMA but that is what gave him what little fame he had. He seems to have an obsessio with children. Let’s not forget that he thinks he is native. Dana White cut him from the UFC a few years ago. He thinks just cause he was on a reality show, and had a few fights in the UFC that he is all that and more. What a freak. Ray Longo fired him cause of his threats that he laid on his ex wife.Right now he is on bail and living with his parents. Lol. So much for being semi famous. He follows this Jubb diet that makes him look awful. Anybody that comes in contact with this man proceed with caution. He thinks that he is the hottest shit around. Nobody wants a broke ass, no name ex fighter that is clearly out of shape. For god’s sakes buddy clean yourself up and go get some psychiatric help. Oh yeah he looks like he dresses from the 1980′s. Looks like he wears dollar store or bargain clothing. What’s up with the gold nail polish and pink clothing. Gay!

Is he still dieting on his urine.- nik

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I Don’t Wear Louboutin’s For A Reason

January 6, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 288 109,612 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think all high-end labels should start requiring people to show Pay-stubs in order to purchase their merchandise. It would really help prevent hookers, strippers & all trash alike from being able to buy & wear nice, expensive labels – reducing their value significantly. Louboutins – for example, I refuse to buy new pairs because their is soooo much trash out there now wearing them – that I refuse to. I will not cheapen my look and GOD-FORBID be confused with some trick who sold her soul for a pair of shoes. Nope, I’d rather buy other, high-end shoes that don’t have red-bottoms so easily recognized, and now currently on the bottom of a hookers feet near you.  I really think this is becoming such a big problem, that requiring pay-stubs would significantly reduce the amount of trash wearing clothes & shoes that are not meant for their kind of species. Stick to your porn-shop, stripper, lucite go-goo boots and leave the HiGH-END to the high-end folks out there. What do u think, Nik?

Every time I see woman wearing LB’s I laugh (Who did she go down on to get those?).- nik

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Passing Counterfeit Money

January 3, 2014 Manhattan 2 6,937 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Be aware of this guy named Kitami Elmsox, was made aware of several counterfeit Twenty (20) dollar bills being passed at a local business He Passed Thousands of Dollars in counterfeit money in the area in the past few weeks
convenience store and nightclub. BE AWARE OF THIS ONE

The ink will run out.- nik

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No One Is Born Racist

January 3, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 138 111,746 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this picture says it all.  I still don’t understand how in 2014 there is racism around.  I don’t understand why we all can’t get along and why people are always talking crap about other races in such bad ways.  As you can see in this picture, this little baby doesn’t care if you are black or white, she sees a human being and appreciates it.  Society needs to wake the f*ck up and unite, this country would be so much better if we were working together on growing, instead of bringing each other down.

That baby is so lucky the mother is not paying attention. I would never let my kid grab a random dudes hand like that on the subway, regardless of race.- nik

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You Are New York City’s Batman

December 31, 2013 Dirty Politics, Manhattan, The Dirty 30 79,446 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, before the Anthony Weiner scandal, I had no clue who you were.  The more research I did on you the more I did not like you.  I kept on going to your site and slowly saw what you are doing and since I have became a huge supporter.  We need people like you, so much of your content is calling people out and many times, you offer them a chance or a reason to stop and make a positive change.  If they want to listen to you and wake up and smell the coffee… well its up to them.  Like us New Yorkers, you literally saved our city from Anthony Weiner, before you broke the Carlos Danger story, he was the clear front-runner to become Mayor of the best city in the world.  Without you or your hard work, we would have this con-artist in office and who knows how bad things could have gotten for our city.  Everyone in NYC owes you a huge thanks, you are to New York City like Batman is to Gotham, you saved us and for that I will forever be grateful to you and your mission.  Keep up the solid work in 2014 and lets not only make NYC a better place, but this whole country… because we desperately need it.

Go Yankees.- nik

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