Manhattan

Alice Stay Off Long Island

Posted in Long Island, Manhattan, New York, Would You?

alice STAY OFF LONG ISLAND

alice STAY OFF LONG ISLAND

alice STAY OFF LONG ISLAND

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay so this disgusting girl Alice Basovsky is one of the biggest low down sl*ts i’ve ever met she thinks she’s hot shit and thinks she’s a model and is going to be “famous” one day but clearly she doesn’t realize she’s already famous for all the c*m she’s been guzzling and all the hit and quits she has, she sleeps with her gf ex bf and even disowned by her own parents , she’s been on jerry springer & jersey shore and thinks she’s “cool” for it clearly this girl has problems because she doesn’t realize how hated she is for being such a slore with tooth pick legs and her victoria secret 2 cup size enhancing miraculous bra, this sloot needs to be put on blast , there is so much more dirt i have on this girl but not enough time, so would you nik?

+2′s don’t make you a model, they just help hide your gut.- nik

Cheaters

Posted in Manhattan

Cheaters

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, if you Google Matt Couloute, the first thing that comes up is: Liarscheatersrus.com, a site that warns women web-surfers about men who lie and cheat in their personal relationships.  “It’s unfortunate,” said Couloute, as he walked in front of the Federal Courthouse in downtown Manhattan. “Anyone can go online and do that to somebody.” It’s one of the pitfalls of the Internet and our national obsession with googling anyone and everyone we meet, Couloute said. “Anyone can slander someone anonymously and just get away with it.” But in Matt’s case, his “slanderer” isn’t so anonymous. In fact, Amanda Ryncarz, Matt’s former girlfriend, fully admits posting on the site about their three-year relationship. “I posted on liarscheatersrus.com,” she said in a written statement, “because I wanted to warn other women in order to protect them from what I suffered.” Couloute is now suing Ryncarz for “tortuous interference with prospective business relations. It’s a case that could determine what people are and are not allowed to post on the Web. What Ryncarz allegedly “suffered” is fully available to anyone who googles Couloute. It includes her detailed descriptions of Couloute’s broken promises and what she describes as a pattern of deceit. “Over and over,” her statement continued, “Mathew led me to believe that we were going to get married.”.  Click here to read full story.

Why are you trying to plug this website?- nik

Eric Goldie Is A Loser

Posted in Dirty News, Manhattan, The Dirty

This Twitter Asshole

This Twitter Asshole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eric Goldie is a mediocre web-celeb who thinks he’s better than he actually is. I ran into him on the street in New York the other day after he blew his parents money at Bloomingdales. I asked him for a picture and he completely denied it (as if he was something more than an average F-list celebrity). He is mostly known for his raunchy twitter account where he makes fun of everyone and everything. Since he wasn’t taking pictures for what ever reason with fans, I snapped one of him from across the street. Maybe once he sees this post he can get the stick out of his ass.

Eric please stop submitting yourself. Trying to gain fame through this website in a nonorganic way is beyond tacky.- nik

Dana Just Uses Everyone To Her Benefit

Posted in Brooklyn, Dirty Army Strong, Manhattan

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been waiting to be blasted! This chick is Dana, she thinks she is some fashion guru and an It child.  She graduated Brooklyn College for who the hell knows what but who knows what shes doing with her life besides MOOCHING of people.  She is known as the biggest moocher of all time, any one from her friends to her bfS she uses EVERYONE for her own benefits. She works in a clothing store in Brooklyn Clothes Horse, she steals all her clothing from there and than plays the innocent card she even got manager due to shes such a great employee. She dates guys only in one criteria if they are loaded and drive nice cars. REALITY she is a dead fish in bed and after a blow job she asks for a Chanel bag. This girl acts more than she lives she feels shes some high baller but in reality just a broke b*tch monching off her friends/ bfs.  She jumps back and forth from guy to guy. She loves lavish presents, thats the only reason she stays with guys, guys that hit on little 18 year olds lmao.   This girl needs a blast Nik, can you pop her bubble.

Never trust a girl from over the bridge.- nik

I Have To Get Your Opinion On Her

Posted in Manhattan, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is my first post ever and I have been reading your feedback in the “would you?” column and noticed you are quite picky with who you would. So I thought id give it a shot. This girl is Kayla Lynn Kruger, her modelling name is just Kaylalynn, she has been modelling for about 2 maybe 3 months and thinks she is top sh*t…Maybe even the next top model (in her opinion). She judges everything and anything that moves and thinks that if you arent 100 pounds you’re fat. She has no t*tties or ass, and claims to be a fitness model and the hottest thing around. She wears loads of makeup, you can see the layers… I will give her this, shes got a hot body for having a 9 month old baby. I personally think her personality makes her ugly but I am interested in seeing what you think. So Nik, would you?

Answer: Hell no. I could draw nipples on her back and be confused. She is not a model… models don’t have sperm eyebrows that almost kiss.

Does “Jackie” Really Exist

Posted in Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so, after showing my roommates the footage of ‘Upper’ we became so intrigued that we had to find out more about these people featured in the story. We started googling Chelsea Kane and we found this video: (similar to the one showed on Upper).  ANYWAYS, does this “Jackie” girl really exist? Or is it Nicole Anderson as the youtube video suggests? Does this film just have a really great story line or did this sh*t really go down? How can you extort something this high profile and not get caught? There’s too many unanswered questions and loose ends. Maybe you can answer these questions we have, Nik.

Money can make anything disappear.- nik

Miss Korea Honey Lee Is Gorgeous

Posted in Manhattan

Honey is gorgeous! Would you?

Honey is gorgeous! Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik!  This is Honey Lee and she is Miss Korea.  I find her very hot and attractive and wanted to see what you think?  A couple days ago someone put in a comment that you hate Asian people and always talk bad about Asian girls.  Well, I’m Asian and have never thought that, I mean I can’t blame you because you are not attracted to a certain type.  Like I love rap music, but would never sleep with a black girl, not ever Beyonce or Opera.

I love Asian people, I just don’t find them sexually attractive.- nik

Chiara Needs To Wake Up And Realize She Is Old

Posted in Manhattan, New York, Toronto

CHIARAAAA THE TRANNNYY

CHIARAAAA THE TRANNNYY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch Chiara needs a wake up call.. she littterally thinks she is a celeb here in NYC because she wh*res around her sl*t friends to work shows in AC and does free promos for Corona lol.. shes a f*cking uneducated loser… who is really trying to make her way through life based on her looks.. and I mean lets be real here.. that does not say alot.. I mean look at that noseee!! She is gross and I’m so tired of her popping up on my news feeds…“So I have 185 friend reqd that I can’t approve!!! Why don’t they just like my fan page?!? Same thing no???”.   Nik tell this girl to get a new day job and BLASTTT HERRRRRRRRR!

Her jawline reminds me of the Luke Wilson’s.- nik

The “Upper” Tragedy

Posted in Manhattan, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you already know I am just a regular person who comes to TheDirty on a daily basis. (Guilty pleasure? not to sure. love hate thing). So when I saw that poor girl in the video resurface once again, I became afraid. Afraid that this is the society we live in today. A place where laughing at someone as they are vomiting the last shred of life from their body is funny. Being a young person in the age group of these individuals, I can say these videos are not far from the truth and daily reality of the youth today. It seems like anger is everywhere. Everyone is trying to out-do one another, and be top dog. To be polite is almost unheard of in some places. Violence and pain is laughed at via cell phone Internet T.V. hell it is endless!! Where did we go wrong? What happened? I really don’t know what I’m writing anymore.. But nik. I know you see a lot of examples of what I am talking about. Now I’m not saying this is the first time people have been cruel or unusual to one another, but come on. Yes the economy is bad; yes our president didn’t pull through for us. But we are still humans. So now I want your opinion Nik. You see more of this “reality” than I would ever like to view. Do you think people are more withdrawn? HELL kids barely ever speak in person anymore. Its all click click on the computer or click click on the cell phone. Do you think all the instant access and gratification has done something to proper communication and interaction? What are your views on the future of the youth Nik?

All the internet did was make every single person famous. The access to gain attention is instant and everyone loves the taste no matter bad or good.- nik

How Awkward Was This Scene For Amy Hergreaves

Posted in Dirty News, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty

(Click here to see if Amy can do Milf Porn later in life)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are candid photos taken from the street of the sex scene between Amy Hargreaves-Selmes and Michael Fassbender from the just released NC-17 film “Shame”. The priceless expression on their faces is because they discovered their “closed set” was visible to much of NYC from the windows of the Standard Hotel in Manhattan.  This is an unusual role for Amy. She is a church going, Target-shopping mom of two school aged kids. She had never done any appreciable nudity before, but it seems she is now into some raunchy stuff, despite her recurring role on “Homeland”.  During an interview, she said was glad it was NC-17 so her parents wouldn’t watch it – Hello Amy, what about the Internet?. Your kids are nearing their teens, they know more about the Internet than you; they will be mortified by these photos. Just wait until the video clips appear. Nik, Amy needs to know that America has enough MILF porn sloots already. Awkward.

So is she an actress or a pornstar because you cannot be both?- nik