Former MMA

January 6, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, New York 8 5,717 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this psycho Luke Cummo has clearly lost it. This guy is very delusional. His wife divorced his crazy ass and took off with his two kids. He then prceeded to threaten her by email but denies that he even did it. If you scroll his Facebook and You Tube channel you can see just how much of a nutcase he is. He has lost a grip with reality. He thinks that he is more normal than anybody else. He thinks that his way of life is the right way. Did I mention that he drinks his own piss! He wants to reform MMA. He does not believe in hitting on the head. He says bad stuff about MMA but that is what gave him what little fame he had. He seems to have an obsessio with children. Let’s not forget that he thinks he is native. Dana White cut him from the UFC a few years ago. He thinks just cause he was on a reality show, and had a few fights in the UFC that he is all that and more. What a freak. Ray Longo fired him cause of his threats that he laid on his ex wife.Right now he is on bail and living with his parents. Lol. So much for being semi famous. He follows this Jubb diet that makes him look awful. Anybody that comes in contact with this man proceed with caution. He thinks that he is the hottest shit around. Nobody wants a broke ass, no name ex fighter that is clearly out of shape. For god’s sakes buddy clean yourself up and go get some psychiatric help. Oh yeah he looks like he dresses from the 1980′s. Looks like he wears dollar store or bargain clothing. What’s up with the gold nail polish and pink clothing. Gay!

Is he still dieting on his urine.- nik

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I Don’t Wear Louboutin’s For A Reason

January 6, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 281 109,594 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think all high-end labels should start requiring people to show Pay-stubs in order to purchase their merchandise. It would really help prevent hookers, strippers & all trash alike from being able to buy & wear nice, expensive labels – reducing their value significantly. Louboutins – for example, I refuse to buy new pairs because their is soooo much trash out there now wearing them – that I refuse to. I will not cheapen my look and GOD-FORBID be confused with some trick who sold her soul for a pair of shoes. Nope, I’d rather buy other, high-end shoes that don’t have red-bottoms so easily recognized, and now currently on the bottom of a hookers feet near you.  I really think this is becoming such a big problem, that requiring pay-stubs would significantly reduce the amount of trash wearing clothes & shoes that are not meant for their kind of species. Stick to your porn-shop, stripper, lucite go-goo boots and leave the HiGH-END to the high-end folks out there. What do u think, Nik?

Every time I see woman wearing LB’s I laugh (Who did she go down on to get those?).- nik

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Passing Counterfeit Money

January 3, 2014 Manhattan 2 6,936 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Be aware of this guy named Kitami Elmsox, was made aware of several counterfeit Twenty (20) dollar bills being passed at a local business He Passed Thousands of Dollars in counterfeit money in the area in the past few weeks
convenience store and nightclub. BE AWARE OF THIS ONE

The ink will run out.- nik

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No One Is Born Racist

January 3, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 138 111,739 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this picture says it all.  I still don’t understand how in 2014 there is racism around.  I don’t understand why we all can’t get along and why people are always talking crap about other races in such bad ways.  As you can see in this picture, this little baby doesn’t care if you are black or white, she sees a human being and appreciates it.  Society needs to wake the f*ck up and unite, this country would be so much better if we were working together on growing, instead of bringing each other down.

That baby is so lucky the mother is not paying attention. I would never let my kid grab a random dudes hand like that on the subway, regardless of race.- nik

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You Are New York City’s Batman

December 31, 2013 Dirty Politics, Manhattan, The Dirty 30 79,446 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, before the Anthony Weiner scandal, I had no clue who you were.  The more research I did on you the more I did not like you.  I kept on going to your site and slowly saw what you are doing and since I have became a huge supporter.  We need people like you, so much of your content is calling people out and many times, you offer them a chance or a reason to stop and make a positive change.  If they want to listen to you and wake up and smell the coffee… well its up to them.  Like us New Yorkers, you literally saved our city from Anthony Weiner, before you broke the Carlos Danger story, he was the clear front-runner to become Mayor of the best city in the world.  Without you or your hard work, we would have this con-artist in office and who knows how bad things could have gotten for our city.  Everyone in NYC owes you a huge thanks, you are to New York City like Batman is to Gotham, you saved us and for that I will forever be grateful to you and your mission.  Keep up the solid work in 2014 and lets not only make NYC a better place, but this whole country… because we desperately need it.

Go Yankees.- nik

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Girl Freaks Out On Her Boyfriend For Giving Her AIDS

December 30, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty 131 89,274 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this video.  This girl goes crazy on her boyfriend because it seems she just found out that he had given her AIDS.  I would have gone insane on the dude and thrown him off the moving bus.  You know that guy was obviously sleeping around and slept with the wrong hood rat.

Are you sure she is not saying “Eggs”?- nik

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Check out Kurt Cobains daughter

December 30, 2013 Los Angeles, Manhattan 3 6,475 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Holy Look what Kurt Cobain and Courtney Loves kid Francis Bean looks like now!! She use to be kinda chuppy and look SO MUCH like Kurt. NOW she’s tiny and looks identical to her mother.(let’s just hope she doesn’t follow in her mom’s cracked out foot steps!) I think she deffenitly went from ugly duck to swan fer sure! I know she’s not your type AT ALL, but she deff came out of puberty on top. Wonder what she’s doing with her life these days?!

Answer: No, looks like she spends most of her time trimming her bushes (eyebrows).

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Sarah Is A Celebrity In Her Own Mind

December 20, 2013 Manhattan, The Dirty 42 93,781 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Sarah, self proclaimed serial dater and gold digger. She’s 27, but looks in her mid thirties, and her sagging +2′s don’t help matters. She attended UNF, followed some guy she knew for a few weeks to Atlanta but he eventually kicked her to the curb, so now she’s bitter and rebounding in Manhattan. She uses men, even those she knows are married with children, for anything she can get from them… dinners, clothes, jewelry, money, you name it. She has an “anonymous” Twitter, EXGFprblms, where she Tweets photos of herself that always partially hide her face, and brags about her Manolo Blahnik shoes and David Yurman jewelry, but she buys her sh*t pre-owned on eBay or on discount at TJMaxx. This chick is delusional and desperate and needs a reality check, stat.

Judging from the bra and sloppy hang time… those might be real (or really bad).- nik

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