Manhattan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 9

Jobless, Manless, Brainless and Clueless

August 5, 2014 Brooklyn, Manhattan 22


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eve Berretta of Brooklyn was already talked about but she really really likes it. If you really pay attention to the pic you would see how much of a bright future this girl has in store for herself. A bikini, sunglasses and sneakers.. Indoors? Yes, you are every mans dream, Eve. She’s so dumb I wish I can knock some sense into her. Jobless, manless, brainless and clueless. So trashy and tasteless, too. Sadder part is that she’ll post a “sexy” picture of herself a day after she posts one of her late father.


Eve Berreta Is Everyone’s Favorite

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Rob Kozak Wasted Again

July 30, 2014 Manhattan, New York 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Rob Kozak passed out by the pool in a drug induced coma…

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King Beatz Is Setting The Record Straight

July 29, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 125



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you idiots can see, King Beatz never had a dad, so all the money he wasted on bottles, he completely earned himself.  What doesn’t make sense is how his IG is now just MeMes and nothing else… no bottle poppin, no friends, no clubs… so why did you stop King Beatz?

So how did he earn all his millions…curious?- nik

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Age Is Catching Up To Anna Paquin

July 29, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you recently posted about Anna’s repulsive looking hair color on TR. What you failed to point out and needs to be adressed, is how bad Anna is aging. You would think that her B-list fame would at least get her the necessary vitamins and skin products to help her age gracefully. What do you think is the cause? What do you think her future is after True Blood? Her acting is horrible and she was kicked off the X-men movie for a reason. Thoughts?

I hope she saved up some of that True Blood money… she is going to need it.- nik

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Am I Wrong For Despising My Parents

July 26, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 49

Lower Manhattan, New York. Dominating the skyline is One World Trade Centre, better known as Freedom

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sorry that I didn’t post any details, but this is embarrassing for me, and while I don’t give a sh*t about my parents reputation, I don’t want do bring any shame to the rest of my family.  I was born to unstable euro trash with severe mental and personality disorders, both are narcissistic sociopaths, my father is a degenerate sex addict, and my mother is bipolar and suffers from compulsive shopping and hoarding.(both of my parents ironically came from very loving and stable households). The only reason they got married and had a kid was to maintain appearances and they regret their decision ever since (they themselves told me this) the only reason that either of them stay together is cause they have a agreement to never question or alter each others vices or bad behaviors.  Since I was born my mother treated me with abuse and cruelty and my father as if I didn’t exist or with disdain (not once since I was born did I ever hear him say or do anything positive with me unless forced to and even then with extreme displeasure).  My parents had incredible luck and fortune in life that they squandered on drugs, whores and useless sh*t, all the while treating me like nothing (I sh*t you not, they literally cared for and spent more on the goddamn cat). The only reason they even kept me was to use as a tool to ask money from their own parents (I never benefited of a dime) and once they ran that well dry they tried to pawn me off.  Am I wrong for despising them Nik?

Are you going to change the pattern or are you going to sit here and bitch? You sound like your parents…stop blaming and go create a real life for yourself.- nik

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I’m Never Flying Again

July 24, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so another flight has gone missing… Ummm, what the hell is going down? Last week Putin shoots down a Malaysian flight and today an Air Algerie flight with 116 souls on board is missing and they are saying it “probably crashed” but they don’t have any evidence. I’m scared to fly.

Aliens.- nik

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I Have ZERO Respect For You Nik

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off F*CK YOU!!! I really believed you were a true Laker fan but you are nothing more than a bandwagon fan.  I’m so disappointed in you its not even funny.  You are a loser to me, you are DEAD to me, you are a fake and a phony.  This is the last time I will ever go on your website, unfollowed you on IG, Facebook and Twitter.  Have fun being a Knicker fan, since they have won so many championships lately.  You make me sick to my stomach, you are like worst than that Spike Lee guy… actually you are now Spike Richie to me, have fun watching your Knicks get knockouted in the first round next season.  And next year, when us Lakers make a legit push towards another Championship, you better not come back and root for us.

At least my team will make the playoffs. Lakers suck. I only make serious moves in my life — for sex and championships. The Knicks will win a championship before the Lakers or the Clippers. I decided.- nik

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Porta Potties Invade Cabo With A New York Yankee

July 22, 2014 Cabo San Lucas, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was taken in Cabo, there porta potties were staying at a Yankee player’s house. I am an acquaintance of one of the girls.. makes me sad that she doesn’t know better than to flaunt this online.  It sucks what she has become.

Any guesses as to who the player was? And why he imported trash?- nik

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