Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Cheater From Maple Ridge

May 16, 2013 Maple Ridge, Vancouver 2 8,921 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I met this guy, Adrien Scheer, through some friends for work. He was always hitting on all the girls around him… which I thought was just his personality. But he seemed to pay a bit more attention to me. He kept it up for a while and I ended up hooking up with him after he got me really really wasted. Big mistake. I find out later he’s got a wife or gf he lives with who just had his twin babies. Turns out he’s slept with half the town cheating on this girl… thinks he’s so smooth and no one finds out. He’s even slept with some of his buddies wives and gf’s!!
Goes on “work” trips without her and hooks up while there too. Apparently his wife has suspected something for a while, but he’s good at convincing people to do what he wants and makes her feel like she’s worthless. Wish I had known all this before hand!! Well here you go…. hope your wife see’s this asshole !! Try doing less pepsi!!

Who woulda ever expected this from A DJ…- nik



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Maple Ridge douchebag

October 23, 2012 Maple Ridge, Surrey 37 5,676 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik look at this moron. His name is Louie Sparvier. He hangs around with the other losers from the dirty like meth mouth. He likes to sell stolen goods on Facebook and says his hobbies are smashing goofs. His status updates like to say how high he is and about his warrants. You should see this losers crappy ink. Have fun smashing yourself Louie! Nik put this wanna be on blast.

His hand looks like a balloon.- nik

PS: nice satchel…



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Rhino, The Good Guy

September 27, 2012 Maple Ridge, Vancouver 66 15,323 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guys real name is Ryan, he goes by “Rhino” he seems to be a nice guy, but make no mistake, he has friends in high places, and never seems to get in trouble for ANYTHING, eventhough I have personally watched him SH*TKICK 20+ People, and that was only in 4 years. I know he went to 3-4 Highschools, then dropped out because he kept getting in fights. He WAS on a gang website, labelled as affiliated with the UN, and Hells Angels, but who knows. He has “FTW” tattooed on his left hand, and a flame sleeve. Other tattoos too, as well as something that’s been covered up under a hideous tribal half sleeve I believe to have been a gang mark. He’s been seen in public MANY times with Johnathan Tupniak (Un member found NOT Guilty of murder in chilliwack) he was living in Maple Ridge, is originally from Vancouver, and is now in Okanagen somewhere. Anybody have any insight as to what he really is? I dated this guy for years, and he treated me fine, but was always evasive about what he was doing and who his friends are. EVERY street person in Maple Ridge knew him by name, and loved him! Dealer? PLEASE somebody clarify! Just beware, don’t cross him, he beat the F*CK out of my cousin when we broke up because he told him he was going to get him back for dumping me. He put him in the hospital. he has a BAD temper, and doesn’t know how to control himself. he was a bouncer at the Standard nightclub in new west, at the bourbon in gastown, and the royal downtown vancouver. was 19 and owned a brand new mazda rx-8 when i met him, among about 6 other vehicles! Not sure what category this should be under, just a general warning, don’t let your guard down around this guy btw he is 24, Went to Alpha secondary, Templeton Secondary, Canadaway House when it was open, and a couple others I believe.

Aren’t you a little old to build forts.- nik



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Maple Ridge’s Rodent Problem

September 18, 2012 Maple Ridge 24 9,128 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I have found the poster girl for Maple Ridge. This here is Megan “Rodent” Rodeck, AKA Ryan Bisaillons’ c*ck sock. This chick spends her free time having threesomes with as many people as she can, snorting pepsi with the guy she cheated on her fiancé with (see Mr Ed’s bastard child for more info). And hanging around in bars with her equally appalling friends. Not only does she screw tons of guys, she thinks she’s the hottest thing to walk the Earth because of it. Clearly she doesn’t realize that guys only like her for being easy, not for her personality. She only ever talks about her disgusting sex life and taking it up the A, even while she’s at work. (not actually screwing AT work, though no one can really be sure! She works in a bakery by the way, Delizie Italiane in Maple Ridge. You’d better hope she’s never made any food for you because she’s as unclean as unclean gets. She’s effed a LOT of dirty MR skeezers!

Stop discussing your sex life Megan.- nik



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Maple Ridge Weasel

June 28, 2012 Maple Ridge, Vancouver 22 7,275 Views

Maple Ridge Weasel

Maple Ridge Weasel

Maple Ridge Weasel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dillon Johnson from Maple Ridge. Oh my goodness where do I start. This kid has screwed every chick out there I’m sure of it. I would even be able to tell you how many little girls he has knocked up. He is a no good girl using cheater with no morals and god knows how many DRD. He dated my best friend, treated her like crap used her for her money for gas to go see other chicks then knocked her up and only saw her once every two weeks. What a great man eh. He wont even admit or take responsibility for cheating on her with every other girl in the city, even though he got caught lol He will weasel his way out of anything. Don’t be fooled by this player!

Don’t let the girls fool you, he’s got a long horse face, which means he’s got a lot of feminine genes in him. dudes batting for the gays.- nik



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M Town Troll

June 18, 2012 Maple Ridge 1 8,319 Views

M Town Troll!!

M Town Troll!!

M Town Troll!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has had her ride that’s for sure. Ladies and Gentlemen we are taking about Sam herd of Mission. Missions favorite slut! but most of all missions troll. This girl has 15+ men that she has personally banged! The number increases with her best friend Kacie. They are a double teaming dream, get one drip of liquor and you can only imagine what they’l; do to you. This girl has a mouth of lies and only thinks about her next victim. This Troll is a heartbreaker and loves to be bent over under her bridge where she lives. Sam herd, Mission’s finest sloot.

T*ts which face inwards (towards each other) = push-up.  Just so everyone knows.- nik



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