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Riley Tubbs

December 14, 2014 Maple Ridge, Surrey 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “self made” crack head is the nasty’a kid I’ve ever met. He’ll do anything and backstabb anyone he can to get a little bit of meth. This kids been living on the streets for months since he’s fcked over everyone who ever cared about him at all. This goof and his friends call them selfs “mission crooks krew” or as everyone else likes to call them “mission crackhead krew”. Riley is not only the greasiest crack head ever but a player a cheater, and a straight up loser. Not only do I have no respect for this kid but no one else does either. He sells shit he steals off of people on Facebook and he’ll play anyone and everyone he can. I honestly hate this kid so much Nik, I think he deserves to OD and a lot of people would agree with me.

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Ashley Pain of Maple Ridge

November 25, 2014 Coquitlam, Maple Ridge 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley pain is the most backstabbing bitch person who will f****** turn on you in an instant as long as she can steal your cigarettes and use your free booze and soon as your booze and your cigarettes are gone bitch faces in your face along with her boobs and everything else that comes with itshe’s a user remember as soon as your booze is gone she will turn on you and she will only call you when she’s gotten no money no cigarettes and he there you are ready to fill her boots

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Protect Your Men

November 12, 2014 Coquitlam, Maple Ridge 147

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, meet CYNTHIA TORRES this dirt bag sloot is a disgrace to all the females out there i have never came across such creature in my whole life before! she will do anything and anyone for some pepsi! she will even fck around with married men! whatever it takes for her to get to that pepsi! she doesnt understand that guys use her just for some head behind safeway super market and then make fun of her and call her a disgusting sloot after they finish jizzing in her mouth i had someone tell me even he double condomed his cause he knows how dirty she is i think this creature should be thrown off earth before it lays eggs what do you think nik?

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Sonya Soohochoff

November 5, 2014 Coquitlam, Maple Ridge 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this skank whore slut is the town pump of Maple Ridge. She doesn’t care who she will fck any dick that goes past. She says it is acceptable cause she is hot. I think that is the raging pepsi habit talking cause she looks like a stretched out troll. She has fucked 7 guys from the same group in the past few months. Her vag has served more people than McDonalds. When she is asked what kind of person does that she says a hot chick does!! SHE AINT EVEN HOT. She is the one stop cum dump of maple ridge Watch your brothers your friends your cousins and your husbands cause she will fuck anyone that is near her and has a dick. and can give her a place to sleep… ya that’s right she lives in the car she stole from her ex old man. She has nothing and sucks the life out of everyone around her. What kind of washed up whore goes into her friends house and feeds pepsi to her friends husband and takes him away to get more and sleeps with him….. and defends herself like she did nothing wrong. That is a new level of low and pathetic. She needs to be put on blast for the world to see what kind of stunned slut she is. Im sure her mommy would be proud

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Amber Blais

October 14, 2014 Chilliwack, Maple Ridge 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik Amber Blais from Maple Ridge is the worst back stabbing, thieving, low life maple ridge has ever seen, who rats out here family for a 20, will steal anything from a friend especially their money. She only cares about how much her welfare check will be now that her kids were taken again. Her motor mouth has never seen an off switch or volume control, and the only exercise her ass has done this year is from hopping from one slot machine to the next. The only two things that comes out of her mouth are lies and her dirty unwashed teeth she puts down everywhere and still she thinks she can get any guy in Ridge. Miss know it all can seem to grasp the concept you need to pay your rent, don’t steal, pay your debts and children are to be loved not pawned off on unsuspecting babysitter 24/7 or used as sounding boards.Her most used words are  got any shit”.

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Amie Debolis

October 6, 2014 Coquitlam, Maple Ridge, Surrey 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is amie debolis. She is maple ridges stingiest, most selfish, jealous woman out there. She works at shoppers on 203rd and steals the open items out of package and takes them home. She was once my friend but she ADMITTED to me she used me for transportation and used me for money and always try’s to F***K my boyfriends’ friends. She calls she self a bad bitch and coming out on top for what she did to me when actually it’s called not having your own and representing your low worth. She tries to get her uncle to beat people up even though he’s 300 pounds, little does her fam know that she’s a stingy THoT that walks the streets of MR tryinna find a free hoot. But the real question here nick is would you?

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Maple Ridge Milf

July 30, 2014 Coquitlam, Maple Ridge 64




THE DIRTY ARMY: Maple ridge married milf she fcks around with different guys daily I see her giving head in her car in the Safeway parking lot sadly I was victim of hers.

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Karra, a Killer in Disguise?

July 15, 2014 Maple Ridge 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: I don’t even know where to start Nik. Karra Mclelland is a small little blonde living in Maple Ridge BC, she has two daughters….and that’s what you see from the outside. But this girl has more secrets that yu can imagine. Behind that facade hides drug addiction, alcoholism….and attempted murder! She is so messed up that it clearly shows when you talk to her, long use of drug and alcohol definitely affected her brain. You might think she’s just blonde but it’s not just that she just lost it somehow. Of course her kids are affected by her behavior. None of them can talk properly or behave normally. But as far as I know Child Services is already in the work. She had several visits from them to protect those kids from…becoming like her. Latest news, she tried to kill her boyfriend Kyle. Whatever happens that night is still unsure but there were pills involved. She finally dropped him at the ER….just pretending that she didn’t know that person and didn’t know what happened. He could have died while they were trying to figure out what happened to him. How do I know the story? Because she’s blonde as I said earlier and she bragged about it!!!! There’s now a restraining order against her so she can’t approach her lovely boyfriend she tried to kill anymore. And she has to get her kids ready to leave….because of course police is now investigating and it won’t take long before she ends up behind bars. That’s a sad story really.

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