Sloot Needs A Reality Check

Posted in Marine Corps

SKANK WHO NEEDS A REALITY CHECK!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sk*nk’s name is Kaila Comley she lives in the Jacksonville, NC area. She thinks she f*cken hot sh*t!! She worked at the O house aka the WH*RE HOUSE! She walks around like her sh*t doesn’t stink, judges girls when the one she needs to look at is herself!!! She hops from guy to guy in the marine corps. Like WTF?! After f*cking my friend she goes on to the next friend. Really b*tch?! NASTY! You need to be put on blast! She also works with another dirty girl on her Melissa Roberts! LMAO.

She looks like a marine herself, throw a uniform and helmet on her and you couldn’t tell the difference.- nik

Just Another Dependapotomus

Posted in Honolulu, Marine Corps

Just another Dependapotomus.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Christen Bauld. She is married to a Marine with a unit that is stationed out here in Hawaii. I honestly don’t even know where to start with this bi*ch. She has 2 daughters, one from a previous relationship and one with her now husband. These little girls are ALWAYS dirty. People have constantly called CPS on her but MP’s give you a notice before they come and check up on your house so she has time to get her girls all prettied up. They never bathe and are running around in her front lawn that is LITTERED with cigarette butts (smokes in front of her babies AND while she’s pregers) and dog sh*t. Next thing, her husband was deployed at the same time as my husband, she admitted to me that she cheated on her husband with 3 different Marines (and that was only a month into deployment) so when deployment was over I heard a total of 6 guys and she even tried to claim one “raped” her. She has vaginal herpes and didn’t tell any of the Marines she slept with! Can you imagine how far she has spread it on this base!! She leaves her children alone in the house while her husband is intoxicated and leaves to go drink with friends, once someone found her daughter on the floor crying wedged up under the couch!! This girl needs to be put on FUC*ING blast and told that having children and not taking care of them is NOT OK. And cheating your Marine while he’s deployed to Afghanistan fighting for his country is NOT FUC*ING OK CHRISTEN dirty bi*ch.

Afgan?

Posted in Air Force, Marine Corps, Sacramento

AFGHAN ?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i have nothing to say just look at these guys…. after a few months in afghan this is what happens i guess.

Guess they figure their wives are sleeping with other guys so they might as well to.- nik

Dirty Deadbeat Dad

Posted in Marine Corps

Dirty Deadbeat Dad !!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware of this dirty scumbag. Best known for knocking girls up and then disappearing, cheating, and much more. This deadbeat has babies with two different baby’s moms. Got them pregnant and never went back. Now has a third one knocked up! He pays no child support or has ever met his kids! Boys like this should get their manhood taken away, treating his kids like they ain’t sh*t while there’s others wishing they can have kids of their own. Mario Garcia is the definition of a true sperm donor.

Is he also known to be a pedo…how old is that chick.- nik

Meet Andrew Patterson

Posted in Biloxi, Marine Corps

LCPL I'll f*ck anything with a hole!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Patterson. Even though he’s in the United States Marine Corps he’s the most pathetic excuse for a human being I’ve ever met! See he has a thing for choking (not in the auto-erotic asphyxiation way!) and beating up his girlfriends! He’ll also sleep with any girl who’s ready and willing regardless of whether or not he’s single. It doesn’t matter if they’re 200lbs and their lady bits smell like tuna because to him “they’re all the same with the lights off” At 25 he should be spending time with his son NOT going out to bars every night and wasting his money on condoms and c*ke. GIRLS OF OXFORD, MS (puberty age+) BEWARE!

I’m sorry, but this is ridiculous. I didn’t even know cats were allowed in the army.- nik

Dont Be Fooled

Posted in Marine Corps

Don't be fooled

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this loser is Alex Guzman….Hes in the Marine Corps and thinks that just because hes in that hes sooo cool!! Well hes not! Nik he needs a wake up call and let him know that hes a big loser just like before he got in…hes about 20 pounds overweight and girls don’t be fooled by his “swag” this loser is sh*t and sucks in bed with his small greg!!! He really needs to get. Life and tell his girlfriend he cheated on me with her!!! He’s a lameo and needs help bad!!! Help him out Nik hes an alcoholic bad and needs a reality check! What’s your input??

I can’t get over how abnormally large his head is.- nik

Dirty Lying Boy

Posted in Marine Corps

Dirty lying Boy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, great site! It’s good that girls have a place to go to see just how big of dirty dirt bags some of these guys are! This is Matty Marier, a typical navy guy with a girl in every port. He cheated on me (with my friend and others) and I had to break up with him. He even told me he cheated on the next girl. He is on diazepam and his shrink told him he’s not even supposed to date. I feel so sorry for any girl with him…he’s charming as hell and he’ll love you for a few weeks or a month then get’s bored of you and sees other women. He has multiple plenty of fish accounts (one is intimate encounters). YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

He shouldn’t be allowed to date based solely on the fact that he looks lie a great whale.- nik

The Marines Should Be Embarrassed

Posted in Marine Corps, Panama City

The marines should be embarrassed.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if there were an award for being the biggest tool possible, this guy would be a front runner. He comes to the club trying to hit on everything with a v*gina. And from what I hear, having a vagina isn’t actually a requirement for getting in his pants. I’ve heard from reliable sources that he got f*cked up the *ss by Trent Hickman in high school. He has a huge gap between his front teeth and well, I’ll let the pictures say the rest. He’s in the USMC and brags about it endlessly. Truth is, he only does bi*ch work and has pulled every trick in the book to avoid being actually deployed. I slept with this douchebag only to later find out that he had a girlfriend, and was cheating on her with at least one other girl that I know of. I broke it off with this jerk. The sex wasn’t even close to worth it.

Guys like this only throw on the uniform to get laid.- nik

Future Knee Toucher

Posted in Dirty Predator, Long Beach, Marine Corps

Future child molester and pedafile

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid is Travis Slapnicka he’s a prior Marine that got an underage girl pregnant and then left her and doesnt pay child support or see his kid. He’s a facebook stalker that hits on underage girls all day with disgusting comments and tries to get attention by posting depressing posts on his page, this kid is going on his way to being a future pedafile. Fathers check your daughters friends list on facebook and keep your daughters away from this kid. He thinks he’s gods gift to women and uses his car to try and pick up underage girls.

What are you talking about with this ‘going to be’, he is.- nik

Beware Of Phil Carter

Posted in Marine Corps, San Diego

BEWARE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy’s name is Phil Carter. He is 19 maybe 20 now. He’s in the United States Marine Corps. This guy is a joke. He had the opportunity of a lifetime to marry a beautiful girl named Maria. He was engaged to her and he totally f*cked it up. He cheated on her with some wh*re and then went on about loving her and even tried to kill himself because even he said she was the perfect girl. Through out all of that sh*t he had found out his newest gf was pregnant and now had a miscarriage. He cant keep a relationship with anyone cuz he’s so f*cking obsessed. He needs a life. From what I hear she moved on a long time ago and is already making her own family. I say good for her. But this guy will f*ck you and leave you. And on top of it all he thinks he’s the sh*t cuz he’s a marine. You gotta act like one to actually be one. I’m telling you beware he might dump you for his exfiance even though shes happy without him haha.

I feel so secure knowing he’s defending our country.- nik

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