The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this skank I met through a mutual friend. She seems sweet and maybe even good looking at first.. until she informs you how she’s married to a man in the military and then introduces you to her “boyfriend” that she also cheats on with different various guys she picks up in PB. As if that is not bad enough she caught one of her MANY boyfriends with another girl at the bar and she full attacked him confused as to why he would cheat on someone “hot” like her..hmmm, I wonder. She only likes men in the military because shes a “princess” and a man should always pay for her. According to her theory a military man is stable which mean she will be stable. .

Trying to be a sloot for free will only work for so long until she is kicked to the curb..its gunna be a rough patch in her life when she has to go without make-up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik.. this girl Shelli Sig*** thinks she is the hottest sh*t ever brought on this earth. In real life.. she is a loser who drops out of college every semester.. doesn’t have a stable job or income and has to steal to get where she lives in life. Watch your man around her because she will try to get him.. although if he has any rational thoughts he wont even dare get with this dirty whore.. for she is tainted with n*gger dIck. im sure she has something right now. she does m*th and snorts add*rall and she thinks her “weight loss” is an appropriate accomplishment. anyone can do c*ke and m*th all day.. it doesnt make you look good. and i mean.. look at the picture.. all it did was f^*k her up. she has holes everywhere in her face from the m*th and jello ass and thighs and the worst part is.. she is a MARINE!! guess theyll let anyone in these days. so Nik.. would you?

Answer: no. She is thick and the glasses hanging off of her big nose are hiding something…plus she is clearly addicted to gregs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I started dating this guy last year. Seemed like a great guy, ended up moving in with him. Then I find out that he is engaged and cheats on me all the time. Somehow he convinced the girl to get reengaged to him.  he moved out here last month and he still calls me all the time about how he misses me sooo much and is leaving her. I went out a couple times with him, and then randomly he tells me that he never loved me and he’s been using me (and everyone) for sex. “The only thing I love is my dog and getting f*cked up!” –Mark U* lady’s. .

He is not a womanizer, he’s trying to cover his tracks…and I doubt there are any other lady’s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I slept with this girl who gave me crabs and the herps. Now she ran off with some other guy. I figure its my job to warn the world. Careful Marines shes gunning for you!!!!

Answer: no.  Those boobs are terrible.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Damaris “Dee” Pe*. While her husband was in Iraq (the dude in the picture), she started sleeping with her 22-year-old neighbor, and she’s 30! She has a hack boob job that looks like building blocks on her chest, and her face resembles that of a retarded bush baby. She continues this affair, even after her husband returned home. Nik, PLEASE put this skank on blast!

She cannot wait to be a full-time coug..sloots never change.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These are some of our marines i guess this is what basic training does to them.

They should use these pictures in Marine Corps ad campaigns. I decided- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*t goes from barrack to barrack f*cking anything that will give her the time of day. of course she doesn’t look like this anymore since some sgt. knocked her up three times. gotta love the usmc tat on her back.

She looks worse than that now? Is that even possible?- nik