THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, The name that best describes this Oak Grove slore is “Door Nobie.” Why? Well folks its because everyone and i do mean everyone in our small town has taken a turn. In the short 8 months that I have know this loser he has slept with 13 girls (never using protection)and that’s only the ones i know about.I can tell you right know that this tool really is nothing to write home about. This puke named , Jeremy Brian Mayer HAS WAYYYY more dick in his personality then he has in his pants. He is a real mother f*****. For reals. he sleeps with a 22 year old (he is 37)and then sleeps with her mom. ripped the family to shreds. (WHERE DID YOU MEET THAT ONE LIL GUY? AMBER ALERT?). His first date that he will take you on usually consists of a trip to Good Will followed by a movie back at his trailer.At this point you will realize that this schmoe has zero swag. The fact that his timing is way off on EVERYTHING will make you wanna run for the door.But don’t worry as soon as your out the door there will be a bag hoe ready to take your place. So warning girls and possibly guys of Oak Grove, this tool is DIRTY, DIRTY, BLEACH WIPE DIRTY.
That’s a cheap date.- nik