THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if there was ever a local Maury case this is it. This chick who we shall call Krystal morin, is a sloot, has been with so many dudes she doesn’t even know who the father of her baby is, but keeps telling everyone “oh this is my babies daddy” until the paternity tests come back negative. She is a Marine sloot, who thinks she’s hot, aaannnddd she isn’t, she just always says”I’m not your typical Marine sloot” and BAM as any Marine knows, that’s a challenge. Her daughter is going on2 and still know idea who gave up the batter is, rumor is one option may be her ex-fiance/cousin, hahaha. Stear clear boys, you may be next in line for “Are you my baby daddy?”.
She needs to come up with a better strategy, pluck some of their hair or dig your nails into their arms, draw some blood and go to the doctor. This will save you on a lot of embarrassment.- nik