08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

06.07.09

Chippendale Assliction/Farty Douche

Posted in Marquette, The Dirty

Chippendale Assliction/Farty Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I work @ Buckhead Saloon Milwaukee and the Chippendales performed there after their original gig was canceled & needed some money while in town. I was grabbing a slice across the street before work and recognized this Chippendouche from the night before, sporting the only gear I’d expect him to.

That combination is so hardcore… not sure how he lives with himself.- nik


Nik Richie

05.14.09

MU’s Hottest Virgin

Posted in Marquette

MU's Hottest Virgin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Do you think this is Marquette’s hottest virgin? Word around campus is this girl- initials DD- wont give it up to ANYone, including her boyfriend of 6 months. But from this picutre looks like shes and expert nailer.

Are you kidding me? The reason she is a virgin, is because no one would ever sleep with her.- nik


Nik Richie

04.29.09

BubblePopQueen Next RR

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the sl*t BubblePopQueen Again. Don’t you think she is starting to look like RR? She is probally headed down the same road. Get kocked up, have a bastard kid, and get f’ed up on aderal and c*ke and live for the dirty.

I think they are secretly making an RR Army underground, next time the site goes down it’s thier fault.- nik


Nik Richie

04.23.09

Tramp

Posted in Marquette

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik sorry about the pic quality she is not one of my friends so I don’t have any good ones.  This girl Liz is the biggest sl*t on campus by far.  This girl wears only shirts which show off her tits, the only reason they are so big is because she is fat, she never takes a picture straight on.  Her hair is always natty + greasy and her outfits extra sl*tty.  Nik this girl hangs out mostly with guys cause they are the only ones who will give her dumb a** attention and she repays them by sleeping with them

That is a dude dressed up like a chick.- nik


Nik Richie

04.22.09

Cheer Squad

Posted in Marquette

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the Marquette cheer squad.  Every single one of these guys is a perv, unless they are gay.  The 2 dudes I have met on the cheer squad were talking about how cheerleading was the only non gay sport (yes they called it a sport) cause they get to touch girls where others guys dream.  Too bad no male cheerleader ever dates a girl on the cheerleading team cause they are all creepy pervs.

This does look like a dream sport.- nik


Nik Richie

04.21.09

Poor Things

Posted in Marquette

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this pic is pretty old but I just found out about this site,I  love it.  These poor things try so hard to get guys to notice and like them they pretend to like football and thorw football parties, when I actually watched a game with them they had no clue what was going on.  The only guys who are at their party is the 3 cardboard cutouts in the background, and there is only 3 of them so some of the girls are gunna have to share.

They need to lay off the chicken wings.- nik


Nik Richie

04.20.09

Dirty Girl

Posted in Marquette

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this h*e thinks she is a dime piece.  Her name is Anna and she is a f*ckin wh*re.  This girl gets obsessed with guys and will do pretty much anything for a guy who has peircing and tattoos.  She has ditched her boyfriends to run off with some badboy who she just wants to f*ck, Anna is a tr*mp.  I hope this girl becomes the recipient of a lazy eye when one of these guys blows a load into it.

I don’t think they could even make it to her eye with that nose in the way.- nik


Nik Richie

04.17.09

Transformers

Posted in Marquette

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy Andy the dude in the coca cola outfit is destined to be a 40 year old virgin.  This guy stalks girls who are still in highschool, he phones a few of them everyday and stares at their pics all the time, granted he looks like a little pre-mature boy but its still illegal my friend.  This guy and his friends make wierd sh*t around the dorms and always make a mess and one of them always ends up puking at parties.

They aren’t even beer cartons. Fail.- nik


Nik Richie

04.15.09

Sceptre head

Posted in Marquette

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Sally. She is a law student. What do you think?

Sally, I’m going to give you a complement sandwich. It looks like you had a good plastic surgeon, your face looks like you’re from Jersey, but your tan is very life like.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"