THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik– this is my friends friend from college, and i creep on her facebook pics because i think shes smokin. she has a rockin body, cute face, and great boobs that are real. so what do you think? does she meet your standards?

Answer: No, she is built like a guy and she has SPD (Scotty Pippen Disease).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy thinks he’s so tight.. His names Josiah.. A real ladies man and a bad*ss in his own mind.. Please rip him a new one.

I think Guyliner + Shaved head + Mullet = (potential) Serial Killer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Lisa the Cougar is frequently spotted in her natural habitat of Victor’s “cougar bar” in Milwaukee. She has preyed on many college students. Be careful..

She pecked at her bird feeder too much, it messed up her face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I work @ Buckhead Saloon Milwaukee and the Chippendales performed there after their original gig was canceled & needed some money while in town. I was grabbing a slice across the street before work and recognized this Chippendouche from the night before, sporting the only gear I’d expect him to.

That combination is so hardcore… not sure how he lives with himself.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Do you think this is Marquette’s hottest virgin? Word around campus is this girl- initials DD- wont give it up to ANYone, including her boyfriend of 6 months. But from this picutre looks like shes and expert nailer.

Are you kidding me? The reason she is a virgin, is because no one would ever sleep with her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the sl*t BubblePopQueen Again. Don’t you think she is starting to look like RR? She is probally headed down the same road. Get kocked up, have a bastard kid, and get f’ed up on aderal and c*ke and live for the dirty.

I think they are secretly making an RR Army underground, next time the site goes down it’s thier fault.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik sorry about the pic quality she is not one of my friends so I don’t have any good ones.  This girl Liz is the biggest sl*t on campus by far.  This girl wears only shirts which show off her tits, the only reason they are so big is because she is fat, she never takes a picture straight on.  Her hair is always natty + greasy and her outfits extra sl*tty.  Nik this girl hangs out mostly with guys cause they are the only ones who will give her dumb a** attention and she repays them by sleeping with them

That is a dude dressed up like a chick.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the Marquette cheer squad.  Every single one of these guys is a perv, unless they are gay.  The 2 dudes I have met on the cheer squad were talking about how cheerleading was the only non gay sport (yes they called it a sport) cause they get to touch girls where others guys dream.  Too bad no male cheerleader ever dates a girl on the cheerleading team cause they are all creepy pervs.

This does look like a dream sport.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this pic is pretty old but I just found out about this site,I  love it.  These poor things try so hard to get guys to notice and like them they pretend to like football and thorw football parties, when I actually watched a game with them they had no clue what was going on.  The only guys who are at their party is the 3 cardboard cutouts in the background, and there is only 3 of them so some of the girls are gunna have to share.

They need to lay off the chicken wings.- nik