THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I think this girl Kyla is the reason brown paper bags were made…this girls face is beyond beat, its like she got hit in the face with a shovel then stabbed in the face and survived to tell the tale.  She does have a pretty fit body, so Nik would you if she had her paper bag on??

Answer: No, if her arms are that fat I don’t even want to think of what her thunders look like.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the two girls sandwiching the even bigger girl hidden in the middle are Samatha and Tiffany can’t remember the fat one.  These girls are huge f*ckin sl*ts, they all co-ordinate their outfits and wear as little clothing as possible, These girls are making short shorts go out of style.  These girls have to pay for their own drinks when they sneak into the clubs.

Is that a pink cup? Those girls are dead to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Tasha, she has left you a trail of magical stars to follow to her happy spot. So Nik do you wanna check out her other peices of sh*t, I mean art, on her body.  This is one dirty f*ckin chick.

That thong is way overcapacity. Someone call the fire department.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are some of the Delta Gamma girls.  The black girl calls herself black barbie, and as you can see her and all the others are not barbies in any way.  These girls think they are the hottest girls on campus, they try and bribe guys to bring ‘the girls’ over to parties.  These girls are not hot but luckily they do put out, their whole house is more than willing to drop to their knees and do work.  So Nik what do you think about these Delta girls.

Good to know that DG’s are Dirty Girls everywhere not just ASU.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that beauty on the right is Amanda, she is the best looking hooter’s girl by far.  Nik does she cut it, is she hooterific enough for you??

The saggers on the left must get that girl like two dollars in tips per week.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik at first everyone was scared of this guy and keeping their distance.  But after everyone started to get drunk this loud and dirty old guy became everyones best friend, no one even knows where he came from.  Nik is this guy a creepy bumb or the ultimate trout gettin it done without the funds to back his game.

Not even Red Cups could have saved this white trash.- nik