Hurtin For Squirtin

April 3, 2009 Marshall University 3 6,392 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Ashleigh she is a fat dumb b*tch who tries way too hard to get some d*ck inside of her.  This girl is obsessed with half the guys at school, if she could she would probably go to the bathroom at parties and get serviced by every guy that walked in.

Where’s her neck?- nik



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Trade-zeez

March 30, 2009 Marshall University 2 8,026 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Sara and Nina the most ditzy girls I know,  Sara is the one on the right which looks like a guy.  They both never stop playing with their hair it’s so annoying, how many times can you pull back or pat down the same strand of god damn hair.  These girls bounce back and fourth between guys they are f*cking, one guy I know has f*cked both of them on the same day without them knowing…these girls are clueless

I am pretty sure the one on the right has a Greg.- nik



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For The???

March 25, 2009 Marshall University 2 9,323 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a Cheerleader at Marshall. Do you think he is for the gays? I have a Crush on him but I don’t want to be rejected if he likes boys.

Yes, he is for the gays but he is popped collar cool.- nik



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Douche Troll In New York

March 24, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan, Marshall University 1 6,013 Views

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Douche troll in New York

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this douche bag likes to troll online dating sites with his girlfriend just to harass people since obviously his life is so lame he has nothing better to do. He likes to start “online fights” by insulting random people about their looks. If he was attractive I’d almost let it slide. Too bad he’s a midget who’s face looks like my dog’s ass after a hefty shit load.His dating summary:”My interests can largely be described as abstract or intellectual, but focused primarily on what I believe substantially impacts my life. I am dedicated to learning and growing, and believe no good person is without this quality.I am actively seeking a woman with whom to do mundane and not-so-mundane things. Coffee and talking and looking at other people is a pleasant way to spend an evening in my opinion. Or to begin one.My favorite kind of girl is skinny and smart, and not having so much to do with the fascist bloodlust out there masquerading as two opposing political ideologies. For my part, I am bookish and libertarian, somewhat abrasive yet affectionate, and otherwise very clean in every sense of the word.Under the right circumstances, I’ll travel just about anywhere.”

I thought he was into skinny girls?- nik



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Everyone Beware Of The Token Black Friend

March 20, 2009 Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, LSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University 33 9,903 Views

He’s the total token black friend who makes a complete ass out of himself.- nik



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College Song

March 19, 2009 Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University 6 5,542 Views

Someone should get this guy in touch with timbaland.



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After 7 Beer Bongs…

March 18, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University 4 5,336 Views

College kids these days really need to learn how to hold their alcohol, it’s getting pathetic.- nik



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Sometimes You Just Have To Go

March 11, 2009 Marshall University, Maryland, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, MSU, Notre Dame, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Purdue, Rollins College, Southern Illinois University 1 5,450 Views

This is why I never lived in the Dorms.- nik



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