THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is krystal. She is another wanna be myspace model but she looks like that WT Jamie Lynn Spears.

Krystal, please pick up your underwear off of the floor. That is gross.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashlee. She goes to school with me at Marshall. She think she is hot enough to be a model.

Great, this is all we need another RR copy cat.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the F????? That guy is so hot but why is he with that nasty fat F*ck. Really?

They are just friends. He is for the Gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is olivia. She is really hot. Would you?

Answer: No, She needs to use a mirror the next time she tweezes her eyebrows.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the dumb blonde on her knees is Sarah and this is one position she is used too.  First off she is hideous and looks like a man and I am embarrassed for the many guys that have hooked up with her.  This girl is beyond wasted everytime I see her and hanging off of some dude, she has puked and still hooked up with a guy within a 2 hour time span.  She is a dirty girl

I think she should lay off the beer bongs and start drink Diet Coke.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Ashleigh she is a fat dumb b*tch who tries way too hard to get some d*ck inside of her.  This girl is obsessed with half the guys at school, if she could she would probably go to the bathroom at parties and get serviced by every guy that walked in.

Where’s her neck?- nik