THE DIRTY ARMY: So this douche bag likes to troll online dating sites with his girlfriend just to harass people since obviously his life is so lame he has nothing better to do. He likes to start “online fights” by insulting random people about their looks. If he was attractive I’d almost let it slide. Too bad he’s a midget who’s face looks like my dog’s ass after a hefty shit load.His dating summary:”My interests can largely be described as abstract or intellectual, but focused primarily on what I believe substantially impacts my life. I am dedicated to learning and growing, and believe no good person is without this quality.I am actively seeking a woman with whom to do mundane and not-so-mundane things. Coffee and talking and looking at other people is a pleasant way to spend an evening in my opinion. Or to begin one.My favorite kind of girl is skinny and smart, and not having so much to do with the fascist bloodlust out there masquerading as two opposing political ideologies. For my part, I am bookish and libertarian, somewhat abrasive yet affectionate, and otherwise very clean in every sense of the word.Under the right circumstances, I’ll travel just about anywhere.”

I thought he was into skinny girls?- nik