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NYC / Maryland COP

Posted in Maryland, New York | March 12th, 2010

NYC / Maryland COP

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy who’s real name is Ron Cart** tells girls his name is Carlos Rive**a and tells them he is an FBI agent or a federal Marshall , Truth is he is no more the a rookie beat cop out of Maryland. He claims to Live in NYC but lives in Maryland with his girlfriend, and claims he is single. I had a 2 year relationship with him and he led a complete double life, one as Carlos the other Ron, until i caught up with him and spoke to his girlfriend and we compared notes. needless to say we are no longer together, thank god i never got the tatoo of his name” Carlos ” like he wanted LOL.

I bet he snagged that chain from someone he arrested thinking it was real.- nik

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Crazy And Prego

Posted in Maryland | March 4th, 2010

Crazy and pregnant

Crazy and pregnant

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me tell you all about what Maryland has to offer. This girl here, Tabitha, believes that she is royalty, when in fact, she is nothing more than a wh*re. She has had sex with over 100 people. She is currently pregnant, but is not sure who the father is. One stupid boy trusted her enough to date her, and she now blames the baby on him, when the dates of her getting pregnant don’t match up. Oh, and better yet, she refuses a paternity test. How weird, right?

This is the usual outcome when dirty girls play baby roulette.- nik

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Hottie From Maryland

Posted in Maryland, The Dirty, Would You? | January 24th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, since you have said YES to one brunette, i thought id throw a curveball at you… how about red heads? what do you think about this chick from maryland.

Answer:  I do want to try it one time, but not with her.  I love fighting forest fires.

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Ex-Cheerleader, Model Material?

Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Cheerleaders, Maryland | November 18th, 2009

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Ex-Cheerleader, Model Material?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This busty brunette from Balitmore,MD has 5,000 friends on facebook and was an ex-cheerleader at UMD. She was involved in a mediocre modeling career. I know I would, would you?

Answer: no.  She has a pan face, her body looks like a tube, she has no upper lip and she is covering up her 5 head with that weird hair.

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Poor Girl

Posted in Maryland | October 13th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik poor girl thought that that frog would turn into a prince once she kissed it.  Kelly do us all a favor and retire all the short shorts and short skirts in your closer.

So gross… it is winter!  Please wear Jeans already.- nik

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Nik More Vintage Brock’s Chick

Posted in Brock's Chick, Maryland, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | September 9th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Aight so I keep seeing Brocks Chicks old school pics here are somemore classics she sent me back in the day.

She definitely looked a little muskratty back in the day.- nik

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Back To School

Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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The Real SGM

Posted in Chicago, Maryland, Scissor Gang Mafia | August 12th, 2009

The REAL SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK i think this is the real deal for the girl on the left. The girl on the right, Jessica, I have no idea whats going through her mind..

Fake, those girls maybe add up to an 8.5 together. and he probably just told them he played basketball, look like Sloots to me.-nik

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Maryland’s Finest

Posted in Maryland | June 19th, 2009

Marylands finest

Marylands finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick nikki thinks she is black and gave up her first child to her mother because he was white as can be, now shes with her half black baby and her daddy even though hes f**king everything in salisbury md, and he crashed her car doing 89 in 25 cuz he was high and drunk, she is nasty and right STUPID, worse mother ever, let her 3 year old daughter fall out of cart in store and had brain injuries. I am SO glad I got off the eastern shore of MD!

Are these pictures of past inmates at Maryland’s Woman’s Correctional Facility?- nik

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Hotties

Posted in Baltimore, Maryland, Would You? | April 29th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that beauty on the left if Alexandra. I think she is better looking then her blondie friend, but she is still hot, which one do you think is better would you do either of them.  I should also add that Alexandra is a trust fund baby she has potential to be a good sugar mamma for someone.

Answer: No, but if  she has a Scottsdale Make over and got some +2’s I would think about it.

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