Posted in Baltimore, Maryland | November 17th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is Holly Greggs…better known in the Baltimore area as the Mad River Whore. She is a self-centered attention seeker. She likes to get down with her co-workers and there friends as soon as they call last call. Behind the bar, bathrooms, cars, she does not care as long as she gets what she wants. Allegedly she is in a committed relationship, but her current fling must be blind because he has no idea how dirty this girl gets on her work shift. When she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention she decided to create a fake facebook page to make it look like she had a stalker on her hands and then told everyone how creepy it was that someone do that to her. Nik, this girl needs to be called out!
Her relationship is with an older guy whose only in town a couple times a month, don’t worry about it.- nik
Posted in Baltimore, Dirty Cheerleaders, Maryland, The Dirty, Washington DC | October 25th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, here is Serena from the Baltimore Ravens. I think she is the hottest female alive. She has everything a guy could ever want in a female (from a physical stand point). I figured you, of all people, could find something wrong with her…unless that is, you agree with me.
I don’t agree with you, besides the fact that she smells like noodles… her face is overweight.- nik
Posted in Maryland | August 29th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is Coutney Scott. She lives in Gettysburg, PA and has a little boy. But you sure as hell wouldn’t know it the way she is ALWAYS out and skanking it up with some new guy. She is always putting up pics of her being trashy and constantly talking about where she is getting wasted. I’m sure she is a GREAT mom when she isn’t trashed, or hungover, or getting laid by some random (which is often). Anyways, please tell her to step up and start being a good example for her child! Thanks!
Her kid will turn out to be just like her, and that won’t be the only #WINNER she’ll pop out.- nik
Posted in Baltimore, Maryland | July 21st, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Two weeks out of the country in Afghanistan, Kate Stadig is already cheating on her boyfriend.
Lets get some pictures as evidence and save a soldier once he’s back in his homeland.- nik
Posted in Maryland | July 21st, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This btch talks maaddd shit…and I’m over it! Her drd ass looks like a troll….can you see the resemblance? The green dress isn’t helping much either!
She definitely stole that outfit from the set.- nik
Posted in Dirty Greeks, Maryland, The Dirty, Washington DC | July 18th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! PLEASE tell the UMD KD’s that they aren’t sh*t! They walk around with their letters on their cheap bags like they’re something special. Please set them straight. These are some of their finest girls. And these aren’t even bad pictures. Please post this and set them straight, tell them to stop being PIKE bikes!
How do the Pikes even get it up for this?- nik
Posted in Maryland, Washington DC | July 15th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Liz Owen and Emma Czarnopys. The biggest fratstar wannabes at UMD. You can find either of them passed out at the library drunk, or in any random fraternity guy’s bed. This is UMD’s finest, this is our top sorority Nik. Don’t come to College Park, you’d be so let down. How embarrassing are we?
A regular shaped girl couldn’t make that face if she tried.- nik
Posted in Dirty MySpace, Maryland | June 29th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the biggest fattest whore I know!!! She has slept with more guy’s then I can count. She has something on her lip and prob has drd too. She looks like the Jolly Green Giant in her green dress. She is 25 years old almost 26 and still lives at home with her mommy and daddy. She is the biggest sh*t talker and most two faced person I have ever met in my life, but she can’t back her sh*t up!!
Her parents should of kicked her out of the house a long time ago, maybe she wouldn’t look like a blimp without a free meal ticket.- nik
Posted in Maryland, The Dirty | June 6th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this chick is pretty popular in Long Island and Maryland, I mean explain why else she has 5,000 friends on Facebook (I’m sure the +2s have nothing to do with it). She’s extremely hot and I know you would.
It’s crazy how much she looks like Jessica Simpson (circa 2000).- nik
Posted in Maryland | May 10th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik this chick is hot, yea shes a brunette and yea she’s probably had more athlete greg inside of her than someone who goes to Duke but shes hot and if you wouldn’t I’m going to question your sexuality.
She is not hot and I don’t understand why athletes bang her?- nik
