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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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The One With The Eyes
Posted in Maui, Would You? | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the one on the left is lindsey– BRUNETTE with the hottest blue eyes I’ve ever seen. would you?
Answer: no. Don’t fall for the eyes their dream killers.
Julie, Maui, Hawaii
Posted in Maui, Would You? | September 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hottie is from Canada, i met her in Maui while she was vacationing….would you?
Answer: No, I might Visine her in the eyes just for fun, but that’s about it.
My Antonio Equals More Strippers
Posted in Hawaii, Hollywood, Maui, New England, The Dirty | August 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: So sorry to expose, but the truth will set you free. All this info does is completley justify that being a “reality star” is still a “star”. I danced in a club in milford, CT for a couple months and a fellow dancer was “jessica” from the VH1 show MY ANTONIO. I can’t remember he stage name but i remember she drove from boston, MA to dance in CT which explains the accent. Srry “jessica” u were always nice to me, atleast to my face (forget the time you tried to proposition the guy who drove me to work one day cuz you thought he was the ‘new girls’s boyfriend) . P.S. Nik, I was a stripper, saw the down and dirty of it all. I luv how glorified it is. strippers=prostitutes/and/or single moms. Come on girls give it up. We all start dancing, don’t know how to switch from the act to real life and in the mean time get a drug problem. Need a clear mind to see the truth (I know big boobs make boners and those can be distracting) well…Holla.
So what you are telling me is that the casting for this show was done at a Strip Club. Jessica are you prego or just fat?- nik
Also See: Breaking Dirty News: VH1’s My Antonio’s Sarah Haeussler Nudes …
Dirty Girl?
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Maui | August 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dania, she looks like a transvestite. She wears WAY too much makeup and this girl is out all the time with a different guy, if she doesn’t go out with one she will definitely be going home with one. If you buy her a drink you just won the golden ticket to her v*gina. Some advice lay off the cr*ck pipe.
Wait, that has to be a dude.- nik
Canary In Hawaii
Posted in Canary, Hawaii, Maui, Newport, The Dirty | August 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary took some time off from Newport and Vegas and is Relaxing in Hawaii, Nik should the locals beware of her?
Good, she needs the vacation to find herself. She has been eating some bad bird seed lately according to her mood swings.- nik
Also See: Canary’s Life Story
Would You?
Posted in Dallas, Maui, Would You? | July 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nikie she thinks of herself as an exotic Godess and that everything given to her should be free. would you?
Scumbag From Hawaii
Posted in Hawaii, Maui | July 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, unfortunately, one of my friends use to date this guy awhile back ago. she finally dumped him, thank god. anyway now he wont quit stalking her , he needs to get a life and stay out of hers. he is nothing but a greasy scrub with terrible hair , who likes to mooch off any girl he can because his lame ass is too lazy to work and be responsible. Nik please put this douche bag on blast!! thanks.
Why are Hawaiians always so fat? I thought pineapple was low in calories.- nik
Julie Would You
Posted in Maui, Would You? | July 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is me ex girlfriend julie, she is a model in Hawaii. she is one of the hottest chicks i’ve dated. Would You?
Answer: No, her beak is bigger than a woodpecker, and she needs +2’s.
Did Ed Farty Open Up A Douche Salon?
Posted in Maui, Miami, Tampa, The Dirty | July 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this guy just a douche or is has he purchase too much Audigay and Ed Farty gear and it inspired him to shave doucheness into his face?
I didn’t know Ed Farty was selling stencils now?- nik
I Found The One For You Nik
Posted in Hollywood, Maui, The Dirty, Would You? | July 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her. Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?
Answer: Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins. It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins. Who is she?
