THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Karin Rush, 54 year old mother of two from Kihei, Hawaii. This women is the definition of an EWOK (easy women of Kihei). She prays on married men and young boys and when I say young I mean 16 years old!! She is the most disrespectful trashy b*tch around! Not only has she been caught with numerous married men, she was just recently caught sucking off two boys in the bathroom at Ambrosia’s! If your man or son is a regular at “The Triangle” they have most likely had an encounter with this gremlin, so beware! This women is absolutely disgusting in every way! We need to rid Maui of this predator once and for all!

Isn’t that the chick who banged Kevin Costner’s caddie in Tin Cup.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name: Sammie Selvanto, Where: Boca Raton, FL. She’s probably the biggest hoe in South Florida. I’m pretty sure she’s hooked up with half of the men in the tri-county area. She breaks up with her boyfriend, hooks up with someone, gets in another relationship, hooks up with someone else, then winds up back with her dumb ass boyfriend who takes her back every time. A friend of mine was in jail, and some guy started talking about skanky girls and said, “She ain’t no Selvanto, that’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!” (referring to Sammie). That’s how you know it’s bad, when they’re talking about you in jail! Her boyfriend and her broke up like a month ago, and she hooked up with 3 guys in 3 days. A friend of mine’s room mate wanted an easy lay so guess who they called, Sammie! She’s a skank-whore from New Jersey who is a self-proclaimed “bad-ass” and thinks she’s the shit. Just thought i’d air out her dirty laundry so everyone knows how disgusting this girl really is!

Only big time sloots names reach jail cells, can’t rag on her for that though cause she’s proud of it.  Bet she isn’t proud of that rippling forehead though.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the other pics of Mystery Tattoo Girl. Not sure if you have seen them.  Her face might not be the best thing around, but you cannot deny her back side is near perfect?

There is a reason this chick only takes pictures of her backside. I am sorry, but I don’t see hotness here and her face trumps everything she thinks she has.- nik

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Mystery Tattoo Girl

Even Though You Can’t See Her Face, Would You Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the side view of the girl covered in tattoos. Gotta say, I’m a little disappointed.  The Dirty Army always comes thru and crushes dreams.

I knew her front was going to be a nightmare.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanna look like her. I don’t know who she is, but I’m obsessed with her backside and this picture is my new fitness goal. Would you, even though you can’t see her face?

Answer: No, the tattoos gross me out.

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl’s name is Jessica, she’s about 24-25 and lives on Maui. She literally fcks anything with a dick (doesn’t have to be human!), fucks for favors (in high school she fcked a cart-boy at the grocery store for a ride), and self-induces abortions so she doesn’t have to take responsibility for her shit. She probably has every drd known to man. So I guess the real question is, despite all that, would you? (Most of the guys on Maui have hit it because of her big saggy tits.).

She’s given up on life due to looks…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Skyler from Maui, what do you think of her +2′s?  She thinks she is the hottest girl in all of the islands, I wanted to ask you what you mainlanders think and Nik, would you with this Hawaiian dime piece?

Answer: Can we first figure out if this is a man or not. His ribcage is deformed and his face looks handsome. More research is needed on this Maui Machine. At this point I will have to pass.

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS CALI H*E BAG (Alexandra PLuta) CAME TO MAUI AND SLEPT WITH EVERYONES BOYFRIENDS! and now the trog thinks shes some multi platinum singer! SHUT YOUR FACE wannabe h*e.. your artist name is SAMANDRIELLA, last time i checked thats a strippers name…Now the trog says she’s doing shows in japan maybe that explains the new pepsi addiction…you should really try eating sometimes..

Answer: No, she has a dream killer face, one of the worst I’ve seen.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kirsten Stephenson Pino, absolutely stunning. you can’t say no to this one…Would you?

Answer: No, she’s too thick has a big nose a fish looking mouth and lets not forget these were photoshopped.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the one on the left is lindsey– BRUNETTE with the hottest blue eyes I’ve ever seen. would you?

Answer: no.  Don’t fall for the eyes their dream killers.