Claire Domerego, Put some Clothes On

July 15, 2013 Maui 2 6,581 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Someone needs to tell Claire Domerego to put some clothes on – she does not have a body she should be showing off on social networks. This chick is about 25 procedures away from becoming a 4. Needs +2, an ITG, new nose, jaw-work, to get some sun, do some crunches and stop running around half naked and acting like she’s so hot/VIP at EDC. Once she gets some lipo, does some working out, gets a tan and some new +2s she might be a solid candidate for a head transplant – but until then she needs to put some fcking clothes on. No one wants to see your beaches whale ass running around Maui anymore.

She’ll never be gifted +2′s hanging around EDC festivals.- nik

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Shawn(a) C – Be Careful Maui

April 5, 2013 Maui, Would You? 5 8,183 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Shawn, now goes by Shawna. A recent transplant from califoria. Watch out people. (S)he is post op and will NOT tell you until after you’ve hooked up. Big druggie too, he*oin, m*th, meds, herb, you name it. Be careful with this one, and if you encounter and must for some reason sleep with a tranny, wrap it up she has herpes (and I\’m sure other things). Likes to pretend she’s a “model” and a “singer”. Nik, I know you don’t bat for the other team, but would you?

He’s trying to build himself a back story…I decided.- nik

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Size 13 Model

November 27, 2012 Hawaii, Maui 35 7,729 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am seriously a bit distraught by what I have come across with this dirty. It claims to be a juggalo, or as I like to call them, a juggafailure. From what I know, these juggalos are very dirty individuals that have no jobs, no lives, they sit around and do drugs all day, they don’t shower or use deodorant and they have TERRIBLE grammar. Well this juggafailure here goes by the name Fatality Adynamia. That is her so called juggalo name but “it’s” real name is Rachel Ketterer. This thing lives in Flint, MI. She has her ugly face posted all over the place actually claiming to be a MODEL of all things. Mind you, she is about no taller then 5’2″, she is 29 years old, she has fat rolls all over the stomach area and arms, and she wears sizes in jeans ranging from 10 to 13 and shirts ranging from xl to 2xl. I almost forgot, her supposed “photographer” is none other then her very own fiance. Why anything would want to mate with this thing I don’t know and will never understand. Sadly, she is now claiming that she has photography company herself, which mind you I have seen the pictures. They are absolutely terrible. Regardless, could you please label this juggaskank failure a DIRTY so that the world can see just how disgusting this liar who “claims” to be a model really is. Prepare yourself for the images of her, they are very nauseating as she is very disgusting

Adding more hair doesn’t slim down you face, it makes you look more like a tranny.- nik

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Hambeast Juggahippo

November 27, 2012 Hawaii, Maui 1 5,544 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello. Ok here is one more of the juggalo failures that I feel I should report to you. This one definitely takes the cake, or should I say pie? She goes by the name Sherry “CherryPie” Burton. This big ol beast right here is from New York. What she is, I really do not know. She is a mixture of a lot. She is a juggalo “derp”, she is a hambeast, she is a whale, and she is a hippo. This “thing” right here is your typical 350lb, sweaty, smelly juggalette, which is a female juggalo. She thinks that it is ok to talk trash to other women and tell them they are fat and ugly. In my opinion, she has absolutely no room to say that to anyone at all. She lays claim to a lot of things that she is apparently lying about and I think that it is time to harpoon this whale right out of the water. Let’s get this hippo hambeast exposed for what it really is, and that is disgusting nasty TRASH.

I wonder if she fits in that chair…- nik

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I Thought Keisha Kimball Was Smarter Than Other Start Up Models

November 20, 2012 Hollywood, Maui, The Dirty 14 10,818 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we all knew about Keisha and her going to Hawaii with some trout.  Well, we were actually wrong because its way worse than we thought.  She actually went to Maui with mega douche photographer Justin Price.  She went there with him for a photoshoot, but anyone that has been to Maui, knows that Maui is a couples island.  That is where you go with the wife, not the mistress to make love and look at the sunsets and things of that nature.  I really hope she doesn’t come back dating this douche.  I would be beyond disappointed.

Justin Price doesn’t date in exchange for pictures. He is a professional photographer who takes his insertion very seriously.- nik

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Diamond Simpson Is Out Of Control

November 7, 2012 Calgary, Maui 104 10,366 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tranny Diamond Simpson, I mean is out of control! She, I mean, HE, is prancing around the city and has had a photo shoot with some loser so it now claims to be a supermodel, WTF. Look at it. Not going anywhere fast! It’s out of control, partying almost every night and bragging to anyone who will listen about how she has sugar daddies and it thinks it’s going to be a playmate one day….. NO. Think again Gordon, you’re a nasty little tranny that no one in their right mind would want to hook up with or get near. The only reason he has friends is because it’s family has money so it can pay for all their shopping sprees. He thinks he’s a big deal and a ‘local celebrity’ that everyone knows it’s name. Even worse, it prays on innocent guys with girlfriends and has broken up MULTIPLE relationships by having the guy go for her and she turns around and tells the GF! You need to put it in it’s place, this self-proclaimed “Princess of Canada”, “Socialite”, “Attention Whore”, and “Supermodel” needs a reality check ASAP so it knows it’s going nowhere fast! Look at the previous post of this tranny, since then he has been out of control and hosted house parties where hundreds of people show up to steal shit because everyone hates it. This ‘supermodel’ is notbhing but an ugly troll who harasses any guy who will give her attention!

Looks like she’s making moves in the right direction at least.  Still far from a model.- nik

Also See: Tranny Diamond Simpson

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Cheating Lying Biatch

February 20, 2012 Maui 3 6,359 Views

Cheating, lying B*TCH

Cheating, lying B*TCH

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is Krystal Middleton. Right now she lives in Wahiawa, HI where she can screw around with all the military guys while her husband is deployed. She is a liar and a cheater, and I don’t think she even has a clue who her babies daddies are. This girl thinks she is hot shit and has broken up countless relationships with her lies. She had unprotected sex with half the Army!

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Keep This Thing Away From Your Husbands And Sons

January 2, 2012 Dirty Predator, Hawaii, Maui, The Dirty 407 9,174 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Karin Rush, 54 year old mother of two from Kihei, Hawaii. This women is the definition of an EWOK (easy women of Kihei). She prays on married men and young boys and when I say young I mean 16 years old!! She is the most disrespectful trashy b*tch around! Not only has she been caught with numerous married men, she was just recently caught sucking off two boys in the bathroom at Ambrosia’s! If your man or son is a regular at “The Triangle” they have most likely had an encounter with this gremlin, so beware! This women is absolutely disgusting in every way! We need to rid Maui of this predator once and for all!

Isn’t that the chick who banged Kevin Costner’s caddie in Tin Cup.- nik

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