THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name: Sammie Selvanto, Where: Boca Raton, FL. She’s probably the biggest hoe in South Florida. I’m pretty sure she’s hooked up with half of the men in the tri-county area. She breaks up with her boyfriend, hooks up with someone, gets in another relationship, hooks up with someone else, then winds up back with her dumb ass boyfriend who takes her back every time. A friend of mine was in jail, and some guy started talking about skanky girls and said, “She ain’t no Selvanto, that’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!” (referring to Sammie). That’s how you know it’s bad, when they’re talking about you in jail! Her boyfriend and her broke up like a month ago, and she hooked up with 3 guys in 3 days. A friend of mine’s room mate wanted an easy lay so guess who they called, Sammie! She’s a skank-whore from New Jersey who is a self-proclaimed “bad-ass” and thinks she’s the shit. Just thought i’d air out her dirty laundry so everyone knows how disgusting this girl really is!

Only big time sloots names reach jail cells, can’t rag on her for that though cause she’s proud of it.  Bet she isn’t proud of that rippling forehead though.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl’s name is Jessica, she’s about 24-25 and lives on Maui. She literally fcks anything with a dick (doesn’t have to be human!), fucks for favors (in high school she fcked a cart-boy at the grocery store for a ride), and self-induces abortions so she doesn’t have to take responsibility for her shit. She probably has every drd known to man. So I guess the real question is, despite all that, would you? (Most of the guys on Maui have hit it because of her big saggy tits.).

She’s given up on life due to looks…- nik