Maui | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Diamond Simpson Is Out Of Control

November 7, 2012 Calgary, Maui 104

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tranny Diamond Simpson, I mean is out of control! She, I mean, HE, is prancing around the city and has had a photo shoot with some loser so it now claims to be a supermodel, WTF. Look at it. Not going anywhere fast! It’s out of control, partying almost every night and bragging to anyone who will listen about how she has sugar daddies and it thinks it’s going to be a playmate one day….. NO. Think again Gordon, you’re a nasty little tranny that no one in their right mind would want to hook up with or get near. The only reason he has friends is because it’s family has money so it can pay for all their shopping sprees. He thinks he’s a big deal and a ‘local celebrity’ that everyone knows it’s name. Even worse, it prays on innocent guys with girlfriends and has broken up MULTIPLE relationships by having the guy go for her and she turns around and tells the GF! You need to put it in it’s place, this self-proclaimed “Princess of Canada”, “Socialite”, “Attention Whore”, and “Supermodel” needs a reality check ASAP so it knows it’s going nowhere fast! Look at the previous post of this tranny, since then he has been out of control and hosted house parties where hundreds of people show up to steal shit because everyone hates it. This ‘supermodel’ is notbhing but an ugly troll who harasses any guy who will give her attention!

Looks like she’s making moves in the right direction at least.  Still far from a model.- nik

Also See: Tranny Diamond Simpson

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Cheating Lying Biatch

February 20, 2012 Maui 3

Cheating, lying B*TCH

Cheating, lying B*TCH

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is Krystal Middleton. Right now she lives in Wahiawa, HI where she can screw around with all the military guys while her husband is deployed. She is a liar and a cheater, and I don’t think she even has a clue who her babies daddies are. This girl thinks she is hot shit and has broken up countless relationships with her lies. She had unprotected sex with half the Army!

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Keep This Thing Away From Your Husbands And Sons

January 2, 2012 Dirty Predator, Hawaii, Maui, The Dirty 586

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Karin Rush, 54 year old mother of two from Kihei, Hawaii. This women is the definition of an EWOK (easy women of Kihei). She prays on married men and young boys and when I say young I mean 16 years old!! She is the most disrespectful trashy b*tch around! Not only has she been caught with numerous married men, she was just recently caught sucking off two boys in the bathroom at Ambrosia’s! If your man or son is a regular at “The Triangle” they have most likely had an encounter with this gremlin, so beware! This women is absolutely disgusting in every way! We need to rid Maui of this predator once and for all!

Isn’t that the chick who banged Kevin Costner’s caddie in Tin Cup.- nik

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Sammie Selvant

June 15, 2011 Maui 9

Sammie Selvant-HOE

Sammie Selvant-HOE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name: Sammie Selvanto, Where: Boca Raton, FL. She’s probably the biggest hoe in South Florida. I’m pretty sure she’s hooked up with half of the men in the tri-county area. She breaks up with her boyfriend, hooks up with someone, gets in another relationship, hooks up with someone else, then winds up back with her dumb ass boyfriend who takes her back every time. A friend of mine was in jail, and some guy started talking about skanky girls and said, “She ain’t no Selvanto, that’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!” (referring to Sammie). That’s how you know it’s bad, when they’re talking about you in jail! Her boyfriend and her broke up like a month ago, and she hooked up with 3 guys in 3 days. A friend of mine’s room mate wanted an easy lay so guess who they called, Sammie! She’s a skank-whore from New Jersey who is a self-proclaimed “bad-ass” and thinks she’s the shit. Just thought i’d air out her dirty laundry so everyone knows how disgusting this girl really is!

Only big time sloots names reach jail cells, can’t rag on her for that though cause she’s proud of it.  Bet she isn’t proud of that rippling forehead though.- nik

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I Don’t Understand How You Don’t See It Nik

June 1, 2011 Maui, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the other pics of Mystery Tattoo Girl. Not sure if you have seen them.  Her face might not be the best thing around, but you cannot deny her back side is near perfect?

There is a reason this chick only takes pictures of her backside. I am sorry, but I don’t see hotness here and her face trumps everything she thinks she has.- nik


Mystery Tattoo Girl

Even Though You Can’t See Her Face, Would You Nik

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Mystery Tattoo Girl

May 25, 2011 Maui, The Dirty 52

Tattoo Mystery Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the side view of the girl covered in tattoos. Gotta say, I’m a little disappointed.  The Dirty Army always comes thru and crushes dreams.

I knew her front was going to be a nightmare.- nik

ALSO SEE:  Even Though You Can’t See Her Face, Would You Nik

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Even Though You Can’t See Her Face, Would You Nik

May 20, 2011 Maui, The Dirty, Would You? 120

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanna look like her. I don’t know who she is, but I’m obsessed with her backside and this picture is my new fitness goal. Would you, even though you can’t see her face?

Answer: No, the tattoos gross me out.

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Would You Do Shrek

April 11, 2011 Maui 1

Would you do Shrek?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl’s name is Jessica, she’s about 24-25 and lives on Maui. She literally fcks anything with a dick (doesn’t have to be human!), fucks for favors (in high school she fcked a cart-boy at the grocery store for a ride), and self-induces abortions so she doesn’t have to take responsibility for her shit. She probably has every drd known to man. So I guess the real question is, despite all that, would you? (Most of the guys on Maui have hit it because of her big saggy tits.).

She’s given up on life due to looks…- nik

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