THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dania, she looks like a transvestite. She wears WAY too much makeup and this girl is out all the time with a different guy, if she doesn’t go out with one she will definitely be going home with one. If you buy her a drink you just won the golden ticket to her v*gina. Some advice lay off the cr*ck pipe.
Wait, that has to be a dude.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary took some time off from Newport and Vegas and is Relaxing in Hawaii, Nik should the locals beware of her?
Good, she needs the vacation to find herself. She has been eating some bad bird seed lately according to her mood swings.- nik
Also See: Canary’s Life Story
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nikie she thinks of herself as an exotic Godess and that everything given to her should be free. would you?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, unfortunately, one of my friends use to date this guy awhile back ago. she finally dumped him, thank god. anyway now he wont quit stalking her , he needs to get a life and stay out of hers. he is nothing but a greasy scrub with terrible hair , who likes to mooch off any girl he can because his lame ass is too lazy to work and be responsible. Nik please put this douche bag on blast!! thanks.
Why are Hawaiians always so fat? I thought pineapple was low in calories.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is me ex girlfriend julie, she is a model in Hawaii. she is one of the hottest chicks i’ve dated. Would You?
Answer: No, her beak is bigger than a woodpecker, and she needs +2′s.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this guy just a douche or is has he purchase too much Audigay and Ed Farty gear and it inspired him to shave doucheness into his face?
I didn’t know Ed Farty was selling stencils now?- nik
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