THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hottie is from Canada, i met her in Maui while she was vacationing….would you?
Answer: No, I might Visine her in the eyes just for fun, but that’s about it.
THE DIRTY ARMY: So sorry to expose, but the truth will set you free. All this info does is completley justify that being a “reality star” is still a “star”. I danced in a club in milford, CT for a couple months and a fellow dancer was “jessica” from the VH1 show MY ANTONIO. I can’t remember he stage name but i remember she drove from boston, MA to dance in CT which explains the accent. Srry “jessica” u were always nice to me, atleast to my face (forget the time you tried to proposition the guy who drove me to work one day cuz you thought he was the ‘new girls’s boyfriend) . P.S. Nik, I was a stripper, saw the down and dirty of it all. I luv how glorified it is. strippers=prostitutes/and/or single moms. Come on girls give it up. We all start dancing, don’t know how to switch from the act to real life and in the mean time get a drug problem. Need a clear mind to see the truth (I know big boobs make boners and those can be distracting) well…Holla.
So what you are telling me is that the casting for this show was done at a Strip Club. Jessica are you prego or just fat?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dania, she looks like a transvestite. She wears WAY too much makeup and this girl is out all the time with a different guy, if she doesn’t go out with one she will definitely be going home with one. If you buy her a drink you just won the golden ticket to her v*gina. Some advice lay off the cr*ck pipe.
Wait, that has to be a dude.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary took some time off from Newport and Vegas and is Relaxing in Hawaii, Nik should the locals beware of her?
Good, she needs the vacation to find herself. She has been eating some bad bird seed lately according to her mood swings.- nik
Also See: Canary’s Life Story
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, unfortunately, one of my friends use to date this guy awhile back ago. she finally dumped him, thank god. anyway now he wont quit stalking her , he needs to get a life and stay out of hers. he is nothing but a greasy scrub with terrible hair , who likes to mooch off any girl he can because his lame ass is too lazy to work and be responsible. Nik please put this douche bag on blast!! thanks.
Why are Hawaiians always so fat? I thought pineapple was low in calories.- nik