Maui | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Would You?

July 28, 2009 Dallas, Maui, Would You? 28

Nik, meet Nikie....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nikie she thinks of herself as an exotic Godess and that everything given to her should be free. would you?

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Scumbag From Hawaii

July 20, 2009 Hawaii, Maui 12

scumbag from hawaii

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, unfortunately, one of my friends use to date this guy awhile back ago. she finally dumped him, thank god. anyway now he wont quit stalking her , he needs to get a life and stay out of hers. he is nothing but a greasy scrub with terrible hair , who likes to mooch off any girl he can because his lame ass is too lazy to work and be responsible. Nik please put this douche bag on blast!! thanks.

Why are Hawaiians always so fat? I thought pineapple was low in calories.- nik

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Julie Would You

July 17, 2009 Maui, Would You? 6

Julie LeBlond

Julie LeBlond

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is me ex girlfriend julie, she is a model in Hawaii. she is one of the hottest chicks i’ve dated. Would You?

Answer: No, her beak is bigger than a woodpecker, and she needs +2′s.

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Did Ed Farty Open Up A Douche Salon?

July 16, 2009 Maui, Miami, Tampa, The Dirty 56


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this guy just a douche or is has he purchase too much Audigay and Ed Farty gear and it inspired him to shave doucheness into his face?

I didn’t know Ed Farty was selling stencils now?- nik

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I Found The One For You Nik

July 13, 2009 Hollywood, Maui, The Dirty, Would You? 74


THE DIRTY ARMY:  I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her.  Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?

Answer:  Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins.  It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins.  Who is she?

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Caption of the Day

July 6, 2009 Maui, The Dirty 123


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Hot Mamma? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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Sick Dude

June 29, 2009 Maui 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is my hero.  I didn’t think a dude this big could ever hit a wave this big.  Guess I should stop worrying about what I eat.

I guess there is one thing in the world that is bigger than him.- nik

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Accepted Everywhere?

June 20, 2009 ASU, Chicago, Maui, Miami, Scottsdale, The Dirty 10

Accepted Everywhere.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like American Express definitely takes care of its customers. Don’t leave home without it!

I am pretty sure that is an Ed Farty top which was probably purchased on an Amex… which means they are at fault for the downfall of our society.- nik

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