Julie Would You

July 17, 2009 Maui, Would You? 6 9,749 Views

Julie LeBlond

Julie LeBlond

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is me ex girlfriend julie, she is a model in Hawaii. she is one of the hottest chicks i’ve dated. Would You?

Answer: No, her beak is bigger than a woodpecker, and she needs +2′s.



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Did Ed Farty Open Up A Douche Salon?

July 16, 2009 Maui, Miami, Tampa, The Dirty 56 9,283 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this guy just a douche or is has he purchase too much Audigay and Ed Farty gear and it inspired him to shave doucheness into his face?

I didn’t know Ed Farty was selling stencils now?- nik



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I Found The One For You Nik

July 13, 2009 Hollywood, Maui, The Dirty, Would You? 74 5,843 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her.  Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?

Answer:  Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins.  It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins.  Who is she?



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Caption of the Day

July 6, 2009 Maui, The Dirty 123 5,551 Views

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Hot Mamma? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Sick Dude

June 29, 2009 Maui 8 5,794 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is my hero.  I didn’t think a dude this big could ever hit a wave this big.  Guess I should stop worrying about what I eat.

I guess there is one thing in the world that is bigger than him.- nik



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Accepted Everywhere?

June 20, 2009 ASU, Chicago, Maui, Miami, Scottsdale, The Dirty 10 6,815 Views

Accepted Everywhere.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like American Express definitely takes care of its customers. Don’t leave home without it!

I am pretty sure that is an Ed Farty top which was probably purchased on an Amex… which means they are at fault for the downfall of our society.- nik



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This Girl?

May 11, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui 12 8,889 Views

This Girl?

This Girl?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is a friend of mines Girlfriend. what do you think?

Her hair looks like a 80′s mom in the second picture. Just sayin’.- nik



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Valtrex Vixen

April 29, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui 7 8,960 Views

Valtrex Vixen

Valtrex Vixen

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Hoe is the carrier of the herps she gave it to my boy and all his boys she tells people that she has it she is currently in Hawaii probably infecting all kinds of dudes out there so if you see her watch out cause she does anyone that gives her attention WATCH OUT.

Smells like Pineapple.- nik



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