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April 24, 2009 Maui, Would You? 14 9,208 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik what do ya think about these local beauties, minus the scary looking one on the right.

Total score of 1.656468746.- nik

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Real Or Fake SGM

April 23, 2009 Maui, Scissor Gang Mafia 6 5,317 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik would these guys be considered real or fake SGM??? I hope they don’t think they are cool with just one bottle, the guy in the red is a total douchebag.

Fake,

Real SGM don’t drink Walgreen’s Champagne.- nik

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Small Hands McGee

April 22, 2009 Maui 2 9,687 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is one of the douche promoters her his name is Dialo…He always does stuff with pleasure lounge. This douche is full of himself, and why are his hands smaller then that chicks lol what a fruit.

What’s with the mini umbrella on his head, is he trying to be some king of fruit cocktail?- nik

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Say What

April 21, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui, Would You? 5 6,756 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kimberly. She is a wh*re and thinks the island is much bigger than it is, she thinks nothing will get back too her…Well guess what Kimberly you sucked one too many dicks in the backroom. Kimberly thinks she is the hottest chick on the planet, she has penciled on eyebrows adn wears way too much eyeliner, and isn’t that hot. Would you Nik.

Answer: No, It is breskfast time but I don’t like Pancake Face.

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