Real Or Fake SGM

April 23, 2009 Maui, Scissor Gang Mafia 6 5,324 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik would these guys be considered real or fake SGM???  I hope they don’t think they are cool with just one bottle, the guy in the red is a total douchebag.


Real SGM don’t drink Walgreen’s Champagne.- nik

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Small Hands McGee

April 22, 2009 Maui 2 9,706 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is one of the douche promoters her his name is Dialo…He always does stuff with pleasure lounge.  This douche is full of himself, and why are his hands smaller then that chicks lol what a fruit.

What’s with the mini umbrella on his head, is he trying to be some king of fruit cocktail?- nik

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Say What

April 21, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui, Would You? 5 6,790 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kimberly.  She is a wh*re and thinks the island is much bigger than it is, she thinks nothing will get back too her…Well guess what Kimberly you sucked one too many dicks in the backroom.  Kimberly thinks she is the hottest chick on the planet, she has penciled on eyebrows adn wears way too much eyeliner, and isn’t that hot.  Would you Nik.

Answer: No, It is breskfast time but I don’t like Pancake Face.

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Caption of the Day

April 20, 2009 Maui, The Dirty 241 8,527 Views

Caption of The Day

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Fun vacation?  Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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Living Lahaina

April 15, 2009 Maui 0 8,029 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one of the F*gs from that show Living Lahaina. What ever happened to that stupid show anyways?

Dude, don’t ever take off your board shorts ever again.- nik

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Cougar Miss Hawaiian Tropics?

April 14, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui 5 9,826 Views

Cougar Miss Hawaiian Tropics?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Cougar Miss Hawaiian Tropics?

Past the age of 45 you should not be allowed in a bikini, no matter how many times your sugar daddy tells you look hot. You don’t, bottom line.- nik

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Old Favorite

April 10, 2009 Maui 0 0 Views


An Island twist on an old favorite, The Snorkel Beer Bong.

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Movin’ On

April 9, 2009 Jersey, Maryland, Maui, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, MSU, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State 2 7,599 Views

She must be from Jersey.

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