THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is me ex girlfriend julie, she is a model in Hawaii. she is one of the hottest chicks i’ve dated. Would You?
Answer: No, her beak is bigger than a woodpecker, and she needs +2′s.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this guy just a douche or is has he purchase too much Audigay and Ed Farty gear and it inspired him to shave doucheness into his face?
I didn’t know Ed Farty was selling stencils now?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her. Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?
Answer: Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins. It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins. Who is she?
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Hot Mamma? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like American Express definitely takes care of its customers. Don’t leave home without it!
I am pretty sure that is an Ed Farty top which was probably purchased on an Amex… which means they are at fault for the downfall of our society.- nik