Maui | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

This Girl?

May 11, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui 12

This Girl?

This Girl?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is a friend of mines Girlfriend. what do you think?

Her hair looks like a 80′s mom in the second picture. Just sayin’.- nik

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Valtrex Vixen

April 29, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui 7

Valtrex Vixen

Valtrex Vixen

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Hoe is the carrier of the herps she gave it to my boy and all his boys she tells people that she has it she is currently in Hawaii probably infecting all kinds of dudes out there so if you see her watch out cause she does anyone that gives her attention WATCH OUT.

Smells like Pineapple.- nik

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Local Talent

April 24, 2009 Maui, Would You? 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik what do ya think about these local beauties, minus the scary looking one on the right.

Total score of 1.656468746.- nik

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Real Or Fake SGM

April 23, 2009 Maui, Scissor Gang Mafia 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik would these guys be considered real or fake SGM???  I hope they don’t think they are cool with just one bottle, the guy in the red is a total douchebag.


Real SGM don’t drink Walgreen’s Champagne.- nik

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Small Hands McGee

April 22, 2009 Maui 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is one of the douche promoters her his name is Dialo…He always does stuff with pleasure lounge.  This douche is full of himself, and why are his hands smaller then that chicks lol what a fruit.

What’s with the mini umbrella on his head, is he trying to be some king of fruit cocktail?- nik

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Say What

April 21, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui, Would You? 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kimberly.  She is a wh*re and thinks the island is much bigger than it is, she thinks nothing will get back too her…Well guess what Kimberly you sucked one too many dicks in the backroom.  Kimberly thinks she is the hottest chick on the planet, she has penciled on eyebrows adn wears way too much eyeliner, and isn’t that hot.  Would you Nik.

Answer: No, It is breskfast time but I don’t like Pancake Face.

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Caption of the Day

April 20, 2009 Maui, The Dirty 241

Caption of The Day

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Fun vacation?  Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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Living Lahaina

April 15, 2009 Maui 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one of the F*gs from that show Living Lahaina. What ever happened to that stupid show anyways?

Dude, don’t ever take off your board shorts ever again.- nik

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