She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Cute Aussie
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, Melbourne, Sydney, The Dirty | December 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does the DA got any info on this chick? I think she’s super cute and gets bonus points for being Australian. What do you think?
She definitely has that Aussie smirk. I don’t think she is attractive, but accents do turn me on for ten seconds until I see their teeth.- nik
McDonalds Is So Shady
Posted in Melbourne, Sydney, The Dirty | October 13th, 2009
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This is what happens when you send prisoners to an island and they pro-create. Can a McDonald’s executive from the United States please do some damage control or is this common practice and we just don’t know about it? Either way, I’m Lovin’ It!
Blackface Skit On Australian TV
Posted in Dirty TV, Melbourne, Sydney, The Dirty | October 7th, 2009THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this clip is from an Australian tv show. It happened over the weekend supposedly. How long do you think Obama will wait before he starts a war with Australia? At least Harry Connick Jr. stood up for the country. Who knew he had a spine?
Not really, at the end Harry Connick Jr. calls black people baffoons… no wonder we shipped him to Australia, the guy is an idiot.- nik
Half Asian Nik??
Posted in Manchester, Melbourne, Sydney | May 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: I know you don’t like Asians, but would you with Kristina? She is half Chinese, half British, and really sweet. So….would you Nik?? With a nose clip and breathing through your mouth??
Answer: No, She looks too much like Miley Cyrus.
**Keep trying Sydney, you’re doing much better than Melbourne.
How Much Do You Really Love Terrorism?
Posted in Melbourne, Sydney, The Dirty | April 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: T.B. Bechtel, a City Counselor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
‘If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner’s testicles to a car battery
to get the truth out of the lying little camel-shagger will save just
one Australian life,
then I have only three things to say,’
‘Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.’
No comment.- nik
Hold On Tight
Posted in Melbourne | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two are out on the town all the time. The one in the front has a great set of +2’s but the one in the back is just a cow.
Is that Jack Black in the white shirt?- nik
Hot Sh*t
Posted in Melbourne, Would You? | April 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Mary she is 21 years old, or so she says. And if you thinking this girl looks like she has some child baring hips…its because she does, she has a kid and still tries to wh*re it up. Somehow this girl is balding and her teeth look like they were sh*t on. So Nik would you, maybe you could pass it off as charity work.
Answer: Not even to save the Mosquitoes.
I’m Da Owna
Posted in Melbourne | April 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this old guido creeper sweaty is Brian. This guy is a liar and tells girls he owns a club. This guy looks like he is from the 80’s no club owner would ever dress like this or anybody else in their right frame of mind, unless they are for the gays of course.
I hope those are his PJ’s because if that is a shirt this douche sucks at life.- nik
Scary Lil Dude
Posted in Melbourne | April 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Gio. This guy is a little freak kid, he is always wacked out on some drug nothing less potent then c*ke. People thought he died, he put out a fake death lil post on his myspace to get attention. He will also get obsessed with girls and scare them off when they figure out how wierd he is and when he wont leave them alone.
Looks like Sonic the hedgehog preparing for battle.- nik
Erykah
Posted in Melbourne, Sydney | April 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Erykah. She is a total skank. She thinks she is a model but the she is really just a stripper. She will f*ck anything that crosses her path and she is on the pills all the time. WTF, is she doing in this picture? She is the itcher.
I hope she washed her hands after that.- nik
