THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Sarah Lea I know walks around like she is the hottest thing going. But In real life she looks nothing like her photos thanks to a tone of makeup and heaps of editing. It seriously looks like she baths in fanta to get her tan! This girl has the worst skin, it’s so bad that she has to layer her face with makeup that looks more like mud just to try and cover all her acne. Heaps of guys bag her out about how she looks. She’s completely clueless and arrogant. Everyone thinks she is easy because all she does is cheat on her boyfriend with any guy and uses him only for his money. She’s as dirty as they come. To top it all off she has bad facial hair and hairy man arms. I don’t know how a girl can be this up herself when she is so fake, I’d love to see what she would look like without all the false lashes, hair extensions, fake tan and makeup. Funny thing is she’s trying out for miss Universe! What’s your opinion on that?

It’s amazing what photoshop can do. Who knew they sold Adobe products down under.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sarah Frostell. How could she possibly look at herself in the mirror and think this is sexy? Please put this girl in her place.  I have a very hard time understanding the way these people think. Like WTF is wrong with them?

If you can get your Greg up for this, you have issues.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude needs to be exposed on the Internet since he lives so much of his life on it. He is disgusting. He is desperate to prove himself as an artist, adding all these people to facebook desperate for their attention, but all he really does for his “art” is make collages out of other people’s work and take pictures of TVs and garbage with his Iphone on the street and post it on one of his many tumblrs. This isn’t a joke. That’s actually what his artwork is. Once she showed me a picture of a banana on top of a flip flop on top of a national geographic that he called art. She ended up tolerating a lot of his bullshit, but thankfully broke up with him after he cheated on her, lied to her about it, and then gave her DRD. This girl is so pretty and optimistic she stuck by him for the longest time thinking that he would get better but once his lies started to unravel into such a disgusting mess she had to drop him.

Congratulation you know how to photoshop, maybe you should become a photographer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I finally got my bottle today of this Cellan stuff.  Ill send you some before and afters when I’m done with this bottle.  Seems to be working for all you Americans, hope it can handle a true Aussie.

Yeah, pumped they ship to Oz now. I am planning a trip to come out there in March.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you claim to have the best taste in women, but you clearly have no taste. A plastic girl is a plastic girl and can’t escape how she used to look. She is still truly ugly no matter what she gets and cannot deny she is a fake and would look a world different without operations.  But, a natural beauty, and yes you know they exist and look better than the fakes, is actually impressive. It is a large status to have an unaltered girl who is gorgeous, VS one who is created. Anyone can buy his or her way into good looks, but to just have “it” is a lot more desirable. If she needs work done, then she is not attractive. Period. To go to bed with a girl who obviously had alterations done is a major turn of just for the fact they aren’t whom they say they are. A genuine beauty is a REAL prize, and is much hotter than ANY girl who has had work done. Come on Nik. You claim to be a man of good taste, then why would you settle for an ugly girl blown up with plastic? You know deep down she isn’t actually good looking, and without doctors she would not be desirable at ALL. You really need to travel the world and see what nature has provided. It will blow you away. No amount of plastic surgery could EVER beat REAL beauty. Let me guess, no genuinely beautiful girl has ever been able to tolerate you, so you like the fake attention whores? JUST MY OPINION MATE.  Now please leave your little smart ass comment. peace and have a good day. Natural beauties, the REAL men salute you, all of us! keep it up!

Unaltered girls are only hot for 2-3 years max in their prime. Why be with someone who is going to fall off?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love your work, I’m a big fan and all that jazz. And I know you’ve heard it a million times but congrats on the little peanut, Press is gorgeous. This chick is Kate Milligan from Canberra in Australia. By far one of the hottest chicks I know, and that’s coming from a girl. Absolute sweetheart and as far as I’m aware she’s all real. So Nik, my two questions I put to you are; does she have nanny potential?

In America that is one question and the answer is Yes, she is hired… I am desperate at this point. Kate email me so we can get the paperwork started.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the girl in the image with her eyes closed is Jenna Bart, the fat one is Natalie and the Lebanese one is Stephanie Malouf. These people are disgusting people they literally bully everyone, blow there parents money on drugs and think they rule the world … Even though they take all the pepsi and the diet pills and go on diets and take laxatives there still fat with massive hips and horrible faces that need shit tons of eye and facial make up.  They have moved to study in a NY and England as they were hoping to bullsh*t there way into a life and job and have made up a fake life that they tell people they have back in Australia…. Jenna lives in LA and Stephanie lives in new york with a bunch of her douche bag friends.  The girl Jenna Bart her father Philip is one of australias biggest con-artists he should be in jail but his business partner is the former prime ministers brother so if he went to jail so would the prime ministers brother…. her uncle and his son Jamie is just as bad except he uses roids as much as coke …. They basically con peole into them coming into the company promising corporate restructin and end up causing massive debts the money all vanishes no one gets paid and the barts declare the company bankrupt … Here is a qoute after one of the companies and hundreds of people lost jobs and moneys owed.  The grossest thing is they all went on a holiday to europe recently with there kids and the parents were dancing on bars and making out and drinking from bottles of vodka with there kids and the kids were running around in barely there bikinis….. its nuts how the barts run around flaunt the frauds they have pulled off instead of being in jail whilst the people from may companies they have owned are still unpaid and probably never will be.  The crazy thing is all there house are in amazing areas and look amazing but are run down inside its all for show, its disgusting that there living it up whilst others are broke due to there parents and they know it clearly no conscience.  Here is some of the images from there trip Ican get more if needed but these people need to be put on show for whom they are… they are these sth african jews who come to australia give jews a bad name only convert to being jews as it gets them into circles to rip people off you can see that karma has got them back with there hideus looks for there bad deeds.

I thought everyone who is from Oz is a con-artist. It’s in their prisoner blood.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Breanna Barrera. She is a floozy H*E that you can get her in one night thats all it would take but she likes to go from guy to guy and try to use them for their money. Plus she doesnt know nothing about pertection she has a kid and leaves him with her parents all hours of the night well she goes and partys and does drugs all hours of the night.

The parents don’t mind, they want her to do anything that gets her out of the house.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brendan and me were friends with benefits and I had found out through a former mutual friend that Brendan McCaffery had a pregnant girlfriend. I also found out he was a druggie and has a record. I confronted him with this information and he started spreading lies that I was a stalker and mentally unstable. In the area I live words gets around fast and I had to constantly defend myself. I also told his girlfriend and showed her text messages from his number but she was stupid enough to stay with him. She saying to people I know that the only reason Brendan slept with me was cuz he felt sorry for me and he was drugged up. So now he has 2 kids to 2 different women but I’m a sl*t? and maybe more he doesnt know about.

I’m sure you don’t know about his crush on the Situation.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been searching for a “yes” for years but never found anyone worth submitting until now- this is Sheridyn Fisher, I don’t think I need to say much except she is an Australian model and I can’t find a single flaw even in her non-modeling shots! I think with her looks plus the accent even Nik Richie can’t say no!

ANSWER:  Tell me more, I am kind of concerned about the cut of her belly button… But I am leaning towards Yes.