THE DIRTY ARMY: When do you know when to stop ?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do not adjust your computer screen. This is Anna and Lucy Decinque. These twins from Perth Western Australia have had $200,000 worth of plastic surgery to look exactly the same. They share everything including a job, car, bed and a boyfriend! They all sleep together in the same bed! They say they work as nurses but how did they afford all that surgery x2???
Can someone ask the boyfriend if they taste the same?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was scrolling through Instagram and I came across yet another Instagram “model”. Why is it any girl covered in trashy tattoos thinks she can be a model? Also why are people so blinded by horribly done tattoos that they’ll make any trailer park insta famous without any regard to the quaility of the tattoos?! I blame social media for giving these trash bags even a glimmer of hope as real models. What do you say Nik?
I heard in Australia tattoos are considered high class. Models must have body art down under.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alyshia Lang a.k.a Brie Bentley, originally from Adelaide, Australia. This chick was heavily overweight and unpopular in high school and is the dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet. She is a regular drug user (which assisted in the weight loss) and can’t seem to understand how disgusting she truly is. Her attention whoring on Faceboook is becoming extremly boring and embarrassing. She constantly advertises her services (as if any man would touch her). This girl needs a major reality check and I think you would be the perfect person to help her Nik.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rhiannon Langley, I follow her on Instagram and it seems Aussieland has all the hot girls… she’s sort of hippy-ish but has the most GORGEOUS eyes and rockin body with a great ITG….with all that, what do you have to say?
Those might be the eyes I’ve been searching for, definitely not the nose. Tell me more.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA strong for almost 3 years now! I follow this Aussie chick on IG and I think her +2′s are perfect! I know you’re gonna say she should have done the nose first, but are those not magnificent?? I’ve thinking about getting them done and I want them exactly like this. How many CC’s is that?? silicone/saline? You being the +2′s master, what do you ( or the DA) think? How does one achieve this look?
Looks like the left is 650 cc’s and the right is 700 cc’s. Does Aussie Nose have a name?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rhys Power is a male stripper in Perth, he likes to f*ck girls and treat them like sh*t. He cheats on all his girlfriends and no one has anything good to say about him. He thinks his Gods gift to woman and doesn’t realise no one likes him. He strips to secretly get close to guys. He usually has up to 6 girls at once. His always calling girls sl*ts and hoes but his the biggest hoe of all. Biggest man hoe attention seeker but no power at all.
Does looking at these pictures make a straight dude gay?- nik