Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Looks Like Someone Beat You To It

January 27, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 105 98,312 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I started following Jessica Green on Instagram, and all this time the DA forgot to mention that she has a boyfriend? Looks like someone beat you to her anyway. But, I have to disagree with your decision to say ‘no’ after your initial ‘yes’. She is so pretty! You won’t reconsider?

Answer: Still a NO.



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Don’t Give Up On Your Crush

January 16, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 175 94,301 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all you idiots who say Jessica Green is not hot… are GAY.  The girl is flawless, she is tall, beautiful and has an amazing figure that she is consistently taking care of.  Here are some more pictures for you gay guys who don’t think she is hot.  This should turn you back to being straight.  Nik, don’t give up on your true love.

Sorry, her file has been deleted from my mind. I cannot fight this daily battle of face weight fluctuation. It hurts me.- nik



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Frieda Rose Will Have A Stroke When She Finds Out About TheDirty

January 8, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 53 48,626 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Frieda Rose used to have a popular blog at least 7 to 8 years ago. She used to post constant photos of herself (she’s gorgeous!), but then deleted it and created another blog where she became a crazy feminist, who if she found out she was posted on this website, she would probably have a stroke. That blog has also since been deleted. She’s from Australia, studied in the US with her boyfriend, but after a messy breakup came back home to Australia and now travels the world while working on her master’s. And somehow she met Chase Crawford?

Frieda Rose truly looks her age.- nik



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Do You Find Frieda Rose As Stunning As I Do

January 7, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 118 72,110 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just randomly found this girl on the internet, she goes by the name Frieda Rose.  She is from Melbourne and one stunning girl.  Its crazy to see how many hot girls have popped up on TheDirty lately from down under, they must be loving all the attention they are receiving.  Anyway, wanted to get your thoughts on her and not going to ask would you… yet.

Strong ITG… tell me more.- nik



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This Video Should Help You Wake Up

January 4, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 182 43,791 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is Jessica Green.  Not going to lie, I was totally in love with this girl, like you and many from the DA are… but a few months ago, I came across this video and it has totally ruined JG for me.  She seems way too tall and on camera her face doesn’t look as hot as it does in the photoshopped pictures.  Sorry to do this to you Nik, but just let her go.

Ugh… I want to stab myself for believing in Jessica Green. I truly apologize to the men who rubbed it out to her because of me. My bad.- nik



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Please Put This Discussion To An End

January 3, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 13 43,331 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here from the Gold Coast.  Wanted to ask you a favor.  You know Imogen Lovell, well this is one of her BFFs Kaysha Louise and everyone is pretty much split between which one of them is hotter.  Both I think are stunning, but I’d definitely have to go with Kaysha.  Can you do one of those polls and see what your army thinks?

What is with female hairlines in Australia?- nik

Which DirtyOzzy is hotter?

  • Kaysha Louise (9 inch forehead on right) (61%, 25,319 Votes)
  • Imogen Lovell (10 inch forehead on left) (39%, 15,987 Votes)

Total Voters: 41,306



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