Melbourne | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Rhiannon Has The Eyes

February 6, 2014 Melbourne, The Dirty 22


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rhiannon Langley, I follow her on Instagram and it seems Aussieland has all the hot girls… she’s sort of hippy-ish but has the most GORGEOUS eyes and rockin body with a great ITG….with all that, what do you have to say?

Those might be the eyes I’ve been searching for, definitely not the nose. Tell me more.- nik

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Talk About The Perfect +2s

January 21, 2014 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA strong for almost 3 years now! I follow this Aussie chick on IG and I think her +2′s are perfect! I know you’re gonna say she should have done the nose first, but are those not magnificent?? I’ve thinking about getting them done and I want them exactly like this. How many CC’s is that?? silicone/saline? You being the +2′s master, what do you ( or the DA) think? How does one achieve this look?

Looks like the left is 650 cc’s and the right is 700 cc’s. Does Aussie Nose have a name?- nik

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Rhys Power Sleeps With All The Girls

January 14, 2014 Melbourne, The Dirty 39


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rhys Power is a male stripper in Perth, he likes to f*ck girls and treat them like sh*t. He cheats on all his girlfriends and no one has anything good to say about him. He thinks his Gods gift to woman and doesn’t realise no one likes him. He strips to secretly get close to guys. He usually has up to 6 girls at once. His always calling girls sl*ts and hoes but his the biggest hoe of all. Biggest man hoe attention seeker but no power at all.

Does looking at these pictures make a straight dude gay?- nik

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Jess Aleks Needs To Be Exposed For The Dirty Drug Addicted Trash That She Is

January 13, 2014 Melbourne, The Dirty 137

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jess Aleks. She is an Australian girl from Melbourne. She has a pretty strong following on instagram and is getting more followers by the day. Her IG is amazing and she posts the prettiest things, the only thing her followers don’t know is she is a former bottle rat/promo girl who started stripping which lead to escorting. She came from nothing! Moving out of home at the age 16 with a drug addiction (ice was her choice). She has now moved on to coke which keeps the weight off for her sugar daddy/boyfriend. He likes them thin. She has the tackiest fashion sense and looks more like a drag queen than female but he is no prize either!

This girl is a wh*re who was “lucky enough” to start dating one of her wealthy clients, mind you he is a morbidly overweight. He has a few “legit” companies but most of his money comes from drug dealing.  He buys her everything but she always carries on like its all her! Please. She’s a dirty whore with DRD!  She never posts herself out with friends because she doesn’t have any! Her life revolves around being at her boyfriends beck and call and buying designer labels she can post on IG. She won’t even talk to get former best friend Jade because she reminds her of her dirty days.  It’s the same old story about some white trash escort hiding her filthy past. Her followers call her their inspiration, if only they really knew!! The things girls will do for a few designer bags!!

Every escort/pornstar looks for a ticket out. They don’t view getting paid for sex as a negative thing. It’s more like a job interview.- nik


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Kaysha Louise And Sharah Fitzgerald Are A Joke

January 10, 2014 Melbourne, The Dirty 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, these 2 peasants sisters believe they are they sh*t and the hottest thing even in Australia.  We both know they got plugged in by Imogan Lovell and now see rich American clients when they are here on business and away from their wives.  This is why she does photoshoots all the time and you never see them printed anywhere.  They are for an underground clientele of rich old men.

So you are saying they have an hourly rate… I wonder if there is a discount because of the arm girth?- nik

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Shelley Darlingson

January 7, 2014 Melbourne, Sydney 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is a adelaide stripper, from the crazy horse, with fresh new +2s and a body to die for after 4 bastard children to different fathers, however they do not take your eyes away from her ha*oids and prolapsing issue, or her tragic face. This girl is psycho paranoid schizo, diagnosed, and want sympathy for it, she’ll take your heart and your wallet. She is a rude bitch for a paranoid freak, and soon as someone comes in with more money she leaves you and clings to them like a fly on shit. Don’t feel sorry for the ugly girls, they are all the same, they only feel sorry for you if you have cash in your wallet. so would you pay?

I can see why she does such an aggressive crop..- nik

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Rabbi Abraham Glick

December 24, 2013 Melbourne 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: A little public service announcement. Police in Melbourne are investigating Rabbi Abraham Glick, who is part of an ultra orthodox Jewish cult for molesting boys in his school. He has been known to get young men all over the world to attend his school out of promise of “free tuition for college,” only to be put in what can be described as full-time predatory atmosphere. What is worse? Yesterday he sued one of the victims for posting information on Facebook against him. Feel free to google this rapist rabbi.

Nothing is free.- nik

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Imogen Has To Be Working On These Lavish “Vacations”

December 19, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Imogen (real name Teigan) is constantly posting pics of her trips all around the place while she’s “working”.  I’m sure we can all guess what type of work she does but I would love to know if anyone can confirm that she is a working girl?

I’m curious… what is Teigan’s job? Who is her employer?- nik

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