THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its so clear how you truly feel about Jessica. And I cannot blame you, because she truly is perfect.  She is the new “Nik’s Chick” and I was wondering if you are considering making her a dirty celeb?

I still see some baby fat in her face which bothers me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sold on Jessica Green and I demand you reconsider. Look how beat she looks in these pictures. Sorry Nik, but I cannot see you making love to this women. She is not on your level at all.

I’ll still ok with my decision. I know this is tough for everyone to take, but the world is getting smaller for me and my skills are getting sharper. It’s more than saying yes… it’s about fighting my inner demons.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to marry this girl. THANK YOU for introducing me to the love (fantasy) of my life. I trust your Greg more than my own. I’ve been googling Jessica Green all day at work looking for some good material to use on NYE (I’m single and refuse to mingle). Are there any videos of Jessica out there? I want to hear her voice. For some reason when I close my eyes her accent doesn’t sound right. Any help from the DA would be appreciated, my Greg thanks you.

Sicko.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been thinking long and hard over Christmas about your YES to Jessica Green. Besides her hair, I think I’m ok with your decision. Like most people I want to flip out, but after further review I’m team YES. Nik, what attracts you most about her?

I love Jessica’s elbows.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m new to your website and was turned onto it by my friend Sharni that you call Clown Under.  It is about time she got some recognition in life.  She is the hottest girl to walk alive and is nearly perfect.  From her hair to her feet she is flawless and we all love those +2′s as you call it.  Is there anything you would change on her?

Yes, I would get that stupid tattoo under her ear (on her face) removed. WHAT A BUZZ KILL.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I guess laurenbeautyy saw your post on TheDirty, she she decided to head to Facebook to complain to her followers. I think it’s kind of hilarious that she submitted a self-post, didn’t get the response she wanted, so she’s complaining about it so she can get people to tell her how perfect and beautiful she is. I’m a subscriber and I actually was annoyed after I read her little rant. Clearly she’s into herself, and she can’t handle some simple criticism. At the end of the day, she’s a plain girl, with a major MAC force field. Lauren, you are NOT as hot as you think you are. Nik, please put her in her place. Here is a real picture without the MAC.

She still has a large Philtrum to me.- nik

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