Melbourne | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Demi Dalle-Molle

November 5, 2013 Melbourne, Would You? 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Demi is a dancer under the name dani diamond, at the crazy horse review in adelaide, she is a die hard lesbian, proud and loud, however she will sleep with any guy secretly, it’s all for show and to fit in, no money need be exchanged she loves a bit of the dick, although if money is there it doesnt matter if you are 50. however the young moneyless ones for free are always her style… so boys have a crack if you want, shes free for all, nothing a paper bag cant fix, she like tatts on guys, however be warned if she smells like maggot step back her pus it squirting out of her infections.

Ummm???- nik

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Bluest Eyes

October 23, 2013 Melbourne, Sydney 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’ve been a follower of the dirty for less than a year, and this is my 1st submission. You’ve been searching for the perfect pair of blue eyes so here’s my entry. This girl is from Texas, her name is Bunny Meyers and is a blogger and a youtuber going by the name grav3yardgirl. It’s really hard to find flattering pictures of her since 1. She definitely isn’t your type 2. She loves crazy faces on cam. That is her real eye color and I’ve never seen such a pair of eyes with more intense color. Ignoring everything else, how are her eyes?

They’re contacts.- nik

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How About A Surfer Nanny

October 14, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how about a hot surfer chick to be Press’ Nanny?  This is Anastasia Ashely, she has an amazing ITG and is looking for a real job.  With Press being an OC baby, surfing is something she could totally do and who better to teach her than her sexy ass surfer nanny?

I can tell Ana is a surfer from her belly button (porpoise like).- nik

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Genius Salesman

September 16, 2013 Melbourne 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is at EB Games in Australia and this dude is giving out blow to anyone that pre-orders GTA 5.  I love the sales pitch, because as an avid cocaine user and a player of GTA… I would have definitely gone there to pre-order.

That is some serious marketing.- nik

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Girls Need To Follow Madison Gordon’s Workout

September 9, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 309




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Madison Gordon.  Now, you know how all these girls are in the gym getting buff and looking like men?  Well, Madison is the perfect example of what girls should be doing.  The girl works out hard as if she use to be fat a few years back.  Please girls, get off the male steroids and just tone those bodies down, there is no need to have 22 inch arms as a female.

Madison’s large plastic chest helps even her out. I seriously could sit on her chest (balancing) with my velcro shoes and get a good core workout.- nik

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Clown Under Has Shut Her Instagram Down

August 15, 2013 Clown Under, Melbourne, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we totally screwed up.  Clown Under wasn’t a fan of the The Dirty and the fame she got from it so now she only keeps 10-15 pictures on her IG.  She will post them and removed them very quickly, which sucks.  She is the hottest thing in Australia and we can’t get enough of her here in the USA.  I’m begging her to go back to her ways, we need more Clown Under.

I still can’t get over how she ruined her whole body by getting a tattoo sleeve.- nik

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Christa Seems To Be Another Porta Potty

August 12, 2013 Cougars, Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 161

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Christa no one really knows what she does for a living but she is allegedly sleeping with a rich trout for free trips. So sad, when will these LA girls realize that rich men won’t marry them, just sh*t on them. Anyways, just wondering what you think of her… I know you’re going to say she needs +2′s but aside from that?

She needs +2′s… nothing aside until that procedure is complete.- nik

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The Great Migration Of 2013

June 20, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 42

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is another Aussie that has moved to Hollywood. Jessica, just like ever other girl she moved out here to be famous and that isn’t working out to well.  I made the same mistake when I was her age, moved here and before I knew it, I was sucking Greg during “casting calls” in order to make it in Hollywood.  No joke.  Well that did not work out.  It really doesn’t work out for any of us.  I hope Aussie girls read this… because there are scum bags in Hollywood that will find you on social networks and sell you a dream that you can make it and after you move your whole life, have sex with them a few times, you will never hear back usually because they are married and you will be left on your own.  I want this to stop.  Help me spread the word.

Jessica looks much better through a photoshop rinse off. What is with the p*ssy dimple?- nik

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