Aussie Swimsuit Model Tasha Collins

February 11, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 59 83,088 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is sexy Australian swim suit model Tasha Collins. Those are not +2′s, they are the real thing and her eyes are to die for.  I wanted to see what you think about her and is she a solid replacement for Jessica Green since she is taken?  Because it is very easy to tell you have something for Aussie Girls.

Her nose is terrible.- nik



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Please Don’t Judge Me

February 11, 2013 Melbourne 3 8,993 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I know you and your readers don’t have much respect for strippers but I’m writing to you because I need your advice and hope you’ll be open minded and unbiased in answering it.  I know the majority of strippers are crazy, drug addicted b*tches who go way beyond the duties of a stripper if you know what I mean… But there are some strippers out there who don’t do drugs and just strip so they can make some quick cash and start a life for themselves, like myself.  I’ve been a stripper for about a year since I got my degree but haven’t got the financial backing to start my own business I thought this would be the quickest way to make the money I’ll need to be able to do that.  As I said I don’t do drugs, don’t overindulge in alcohol and don’t do extras at work. I dance in Australia and things seem to be much tamer in the clubs here compared to what I’ve read here of the clubs in America.  Anyway I’ve been doing well at work since I know what I’m there for and I’m a pretty good hustler.  Also not to brag but I’m more attractive than most of the girls there, which is not much of a brag by the way, as I’m sure you know the quality of strippers is in decline. I like the club that I’m in at the moment and do not want to lose my job. What do you think I should do?  And quitting right now is not an option, I have saved up most of the money I need I only need to work for another 6 months and I’ll be out of there so please tell me if you have any suggestions for me.  Thanks Nik, all the best!

I say you strip for another year… it doesn’t sound so bad.- nik



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Stop Holding Back Your Friend Imogan

February 5, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 77 86,922 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Kaysha Louise again.  I wanted to submit this in the hopes she will read it.  Her BFF Imogen is holding back her career.  Imogan can obviously tell KL is way hotter than her but doesn’t want to see her be more famous than her.  In all of her pictures, Imogan is making sure she is there, always trying to book photoshoots together so she looks better.  Do you agree with me when I say Imogan is holding back KL?

Kaysha Louise (left bottom image) it is time to go solo.- nik



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Can We Get Jessica Green On NR Radio

February 4, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 24 81,478 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Jessica Green is in LA for 3 months doing some modeling and I believe trying to get into acting.  It is awesome to see this girl starting to blow up.  She seems like a good person and is just bustin her ass pursuing her dreams.  Can you try and get her on Nik Richie Radio?  Would love to hear her story, especially when you are the one asking the questions.

Scooby reached out to her “Agent”, we are waiting on a (courtesy) call back. I would love to have her on.- nik



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Did Clown Under Get A Boyfriend

February 3, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 31 86,617 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen Clown Under on TheDirty in a few weeks.  I don’t know what happened to her but lately she has been super quit on her social networks and not really being herself.  The pictures she is posting are lame, I miss the almost naked pictures she use to post with her perfect rack.  I hope she didn’t ruin herself and get a stupid boyfriend because that will only hold her back in any dreams she may have.

That tattoo sleeve makes her arm look heavy.- nik



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Looks Like Someone Beat You To It

January 27, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 107 98,545 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I started following Jessica Green on Instagram, and all this time the DA forgot to mention that she has a boyfriend? Looks like someone beat you to her anyway. But, I have to disagree with your decision to say ‘no’ after your initial ‘yes’. She is so pretty! You won’t reconsider?

Answer: Still a NO.



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Don’t Give Up On Your Crush

January 16, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 176 94,427 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all you idiots who say Jessica Green is not hot… are GAY.  The girl is flawless, she is tall, beautiful and has an amazing figure that she is consistently taking care of.  Here are some more pictures for you gay guys who don’t think she is hot.  This should turn you back to being straight.  Nik, don’t give up on your true love.

Sorry, her file has been deleted from my mind. I cannot fight this daily battle of face weight fluctuation. It hurts me.- nik



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Frieda Rose Will Have A Stroke When She Finds Out About TheDirty

January 8, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 55 49,165 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Frieda Rose used to have a popular blog at least 7 to 8 years ago. She used to post constant photos of herself (she’s gorgeous!), but then deleted it and created another blog where she became a crazy feminist, who if she found out she was posted on this website, she would probably have a stroke. That blog has also since been deleted. She’s from Australia, studied in the US with her boyfriend, but after a messy breakup came back home to Australia and now travels the world while working on her master’s. And somehow she met Chase Crawford?

Frieda Rose truly looks her age.- nik



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