Melbourne | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Rabbi Abraham Glick

December 24, 2013 Melbourne 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: A little public service announcement. Police in Melbourne are investigating Rabbi Abraham Glick, who is part of an ultra orthodox Jewish cult for molesting boys in his school. He has been known to get young men all over the world to attend his school out of promise of “free tuition for college,” only to be put in what can be described as full-time predatory atmosphere. What is worse? Yesterday he sued one of the victims for posting information on Facebook against him. Feel free to google this rapist rabbi.

Nothing is free.- nik

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Imogen Has To Be Working On These Lavish “Vacations”

December 19, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Imogen (real name Teigan) is constantly posting pics of her trips all around the place while she’s “working”.  I’m sure we can all guess what type of work she does but I would love to know if anyone can confirm that she is a working girl?

I’m curious… what is Teigan’s job? Who is her employer?- nik

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This Is Why Imogen Lovell’s +2s Suck

December 13, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Melbourne, The Dirty 72



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw a post a few weeks ago about boobs jobs in Thailand. I live in Thailand, and plastic surgery/medical tourism industry is huge here, people from all over the world come to Thailand for medical procedures and treatments. While having lunch, I was reading ‘Bikinis and Martinis’ a Thailand lifestyle magazine, and noticed none other than Imogen Lovell telling her story about how she had her boobs done in Phuket, Thailand. Who knew? DA Strong!

Do you notice how square they are at the top.- nik

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Demi Dalle-Molle

November 5, 2013 Melbourne, Would You? 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Demi is a dancer under the name dani diamond, at the crazy horse review in adelaide, she is a die hard lesbian, proud and loud, however she will sleep with any guy secretly, it’s all for show and to fit in, no money need be exchanged she loves a bit of the dick, although if money is there it doesnt matter if you are 50. however the young moneyless ones for free are always her style… so boys have a crack if you want, shes free for all, nothing a paper bag cant fix, she like tatts on guys, however be warned if she smells like maggot step back her pus it squirting out of her infections.

Ummm???- nik

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Bluest Eyes

October 23, 2013 Melbourne, Sydney 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’ve been a follower of the dirty for less than a year, and this is my 1st submission. You’ve been searching for the perfect pair of blue eyes so here’s my entry. This girl is from Texas, her name is Bunny Meyers and is a blogger and a youtuber going by the name grav3yardgirl. It’s really hard to find flattering pictures of her since 1. She definitely isn’t your type 2. She loves crazy faces on cam. That is her real eye color and I’ve never seen such a pair of eyes with more intense color. Ignoring everything else, how are her eyes?

They’re contacts.- nik

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How About A Surfer Nanny

October 14, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how about a hot surfer chick to be Press’ Nanny?  This is Anastasia Ashely, she has an amazing ITG and is looking for a real job.  With Press being an OC baby, surfing is something she could totally do and who better to teach her than her sexy ass surfer nanny?

I can tell Ana is a surfer from her belly button (porpoise like).- nik

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Genius Salesman

September 16, 2013 Melbourne 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is at EB Games in Australia and this dude is giving out blow to anyone that pre-orders GTA 5.  I love the sales pitch, because as an avid cocaine user and a player of GTA… I would have definitely gone there to pre-order.

That is some serious marketing.- nik

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Girls Need To Follow Madison Gordon’s Workout

September 9, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 309




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Madison Gordon.  Now, you know how all these girls are in the gym getting buff and looking like men?  Well, Madison is the perfect example of what girls should be doing.  The girl works out hard as if she use to be fat a few years back.  Please girls, get off the male steroids and just tone those bodies down, there is no need to have 22 inch arms as a female.

Madison’s large plastic chest helps even her out. I seriously could sit on her chest (balancing) with my velcro shoes and get a good core workout.- nik

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