Melbourne | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

The Great Migration Of 2013

June 20, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 42

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is another Aussie that has moved to Hollywood. Jessica, just like ever other girl she moved out here to be famous and that isn’t working out to well.  I made the same mistake when I was her age, moved here and before I knew it, I was sucking Greg during “casting calls” in order to make it in Hollywood.  No joke.  Well that did not work out.  It really doesn’t work out for any of us.  I hope Aussie girls read this… because there are scum bags in Hollywood that will find you on social networks and sell you a dream that you can make it and after you move your whole life, have sex with them a few times, you will never hear back usually because they are married and you will be left on your own.  I want this to stop.  Help me spread the word.

Jessica looks much better through a photoshop rinse off. What is with the p*ssy dimple?- nik

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Ruby Is Disgusting

June 10, 2013 Melbourne, Sydney 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Ruby from New Zealand runs a blog on tumblr thinking she’s hot shit because she has a lot of followers but they just follow her to see the photos she posts of the gross kinks she’s into like how she refers to her boyfriend as daddy and she posts naked photos showing off her fat ass and thighs or of her smoking weed She needs to realize she is a total nobody

That looks like a dudes closet to me + the lack of a figure = SHIM.- nik

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Looks Like Kaysha Louise Took Your Advice

April 17, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 14

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is the hottest chick in Australia again… the one and only Kaysha Louise.  It seems like she definitely took your advice and stopped doing all her photoshoots with her jealous ass friend Imogen Lovell.  It is about time Kaysha dropped the dead weight and pursued her career like she should be.  She is a work of art and I can’t wait to see what the future holds for her.

She is the hotter friend. Kaysha, stay free and fly like a butterfly looking to poop on pretty flowers.- nik

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Inna Shevchenko

April 11, 2013 Melbourne, Sydney 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: What are your thoughts on Inna Shevchenko leader of ‘Femen’ (the topless Feminist protest group)?

Just a ploy for attention.  She wouldn’t be doing this is she could afford +2′s.- nik

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Playa Case Is A Genius Idea

March 28, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the greatest invention ever made by man. Give it up to the Aussies!

Seems more like a genius move by Durex condoms to get on nik

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Give Jessica Green One More Chance To Be On NR Radio

March 1, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just thought I would give a little info on this. I was with her manager this past Saturday night and the reason he declined for your show was cause he honestly didn’t know what the site was so me being a DA strong guy I got into a 45 minute long discussion as to why TheDirty rules and why it would be a good move for her to go on. Try again. Now that he knows I’m sure he will go with it.

No, she is dead to me.- nik

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Jessica Green For Valentines Day

February 13, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was browsing online for V-Day gifts for my boyfriend when I stumbled across who I’m pretty sure is Jessica Green modelling for Aussie lingerie company Triumph. I personally used to think she was pretty hot but I don’t think these pics are very flattering… shes looking pretty soft and a bit average. What do you think Nik? Any of these pics changing your mind?

Why are her boobs so small?- nik

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Jessica Green Big Leagues Nik Richie Radio

February 12, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, Sydney, The Dirty 117



Sorry DIRTY ARMY, the world famous Jessica Green is too busy trying to make it in Hollywood to spend 1 hour on Nik Richie Radio on a Wednesday night. I guess my exposure will not help her career or anything?- nik

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