Looks Like Kaysha Louise Took Your Advice

April 17, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 14

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is the hottest chick in Australia again… the one and only Kaysha Louise.  It seems like she definitely took your advice and stopped doing all her photoshoots with her jealous ass friend Imogen Lovell.  It is about time Kaysha dropped the dead weight and pursued her career like she should be.  She is a work of art and I can’t wait to see what the future holds for her.

She is the hotter friend. Kaysha, stay free and fly like a butterfly looking to poop on pretty flowers.- nik



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Inna Shevchenko

April 11, 2013 Melbourne, Sydney 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: What are your thoughts on Inna Shevchenko leader of ‘Femen’ (the topless Feminist protest group)?

Just a ploy for attention.  She wouldn’t be doing this is she could afford +2′s.- nik



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Playa Case Is A Genius Idea

March 28, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the greatest invention ever made by man. Give it up to the Aussies!

Seems more like a genius move by Durex condoms to get on TheDirty.com- nik



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Give Jessica Green One More Chance To Be On NR Radio

March 1, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just thought I would give a little info on this. I was with her manager this past Saturday night and the reason he declined for your show was cause he honestly didn’t know what the site was so me being a DA strong guy I got into a 45 minute long discussion as to why TheDirty rules and why it would be a good move for her to go on. Try again. Now that he knows I’m sure he will go with it.

No, she is dead to me.- nik



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Melbourne’s Geri Zuidema

February 13, 2013 Melbourne 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Geri Zuidema aka “Deenii Zee”. She is a Melbourne crystal meth addict who is obsessed with selfies and kik messenger which is where I met her. She gave me her mobile number one night and the next night she was sucking my greg. You’d think that her big lips would make her good at sucking Greg.  We had sex and and I could not climax. Talk about a dissapointment. What do you think Nik?

I tried that KIK app. It sucks.- nik



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Jessica Green For Valentines Day

February 13, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was browsing online for V-Day gifts for my boyfriend when I stumbled across who I’m pretty sure is Jessica Green modelling for Aussie lingerie company Triumph. I personally used to think she was pretty hot but I don’t think these pics are very flattering… shes looking pretty soft and a bit average. What do you think Nik? Any of these pics changing your mind?

Why are her boobs so small?- nik



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Jessica Green Big Leagues Nik Richie Radio

February 12, 2013 Hollywood, Melbourne, Sydney, The Dirty 117

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Sorry DIRTY ARMY, the world famous Jessica Green is too busy trying to make it in Hollywood to spend 1 hour on Nik Richie Radio on a Wednesday night. I guess my exposure will not help her career or anything?- nik



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Aussie Swimsuit Model Tasha Collins

February 11, 2013 Melbourne, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is sexy Australian swim suit model Tasha Collins. Those are not +2′s, they are the real thing and her eyes are to die for.  I wanted to see what you think about her and is she a solid replacement for Jessica Green since she is taken?  Because it is very easy to tell you have something for Aussie Girls.

Her nose is terrible.- nik



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