THE DIRTY ARMY: What are your thoughts on Inna Shevchenko leader of ‘Femen’ (the topless Feminist protest group)?
Just a ploy for attention. She wouldn’t be doing this is she could afford +2′s.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just thought I would give a little info on this. I was with her manager this past Saturday night and the reason he declined for your show was cause he honestly didn’t know what the site was so me being a DA strong guy I got into a 45 minute long discussion as to why TheDirty rules and why it would be a good move for her to go on. Try again. Now that he knows I’m sure he will go with it.
No, she is dead to me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Geri Zuidema aka “Deenii Zee”. She is a Melbourne crystal meth addict who is obsessed with selfies and kik messenger which is where I met her. She gave me her mobile number one night and the next night she was sucking my greg. You’d think that her big lips would make her good at sucking Greg. We had sex and and I could not climax. Talk about a dissapointment. What do you think Nik?
I tried that KIK app. It sucks.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was browsing online for V-Day gifts for my boyfriend when I stumbled across who I’m pretty sure is Jessica Green modelling for Aussie lingerie company Triumph. I personally used to think she was pretty hot but I don’t think these pics are very flattering… shes looking pretty soft and a bit average. What do you think Nik? Any of these pics changing your mind?
Why are her boobs so small?- nik
Sorry DIRTY ARMY, the world famous Jessica Green is too busy trying to make it in Hollywood to spend 1 hour on Nik Richie Radio on a Wednesday night. I guess my exposure will not help her career or anything?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is sexy Australian swim suit model Tasha Collins. Those are not +2′s, they are the real thing and her eyes are to die for. I wanted to see what you think about her and is she a solid replacement for Jessica Green since she is taken? Because it is very easy to tell you have something for Aussie Girls.
Her nose is terrible.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I know you and your readers don’t have much respect for strippers but I’m writing to you because I need your advice and hope you’ll be open minded and unbiased in answering it. I know the majority of strippers are crazy, drug addicted b*tches who go way beyond the duties of a stripper if you know what I mean… But there are some strippers out there who don’t do drugs and just strip so they can make some quick cash and start a life for themselves, like myself. I’ve been a stripper for about a year since I got my degree but haven’t got the financial backing to start my own business I thought this would be the quickest way to make the money I’ll need to be able to do that. As I said I don’t do drugs, don’t overindulge in alcohol and don’t do extras at work. I dance in Australia and things seem to be much tamer in the clubs here compared to what I’ve read here of the clubs in America. Anyway I’ve been doing well at work since I know what I’m there for and I’m a pretty good hustler. Also not to brag but I’m more attractive than most of the girls there, which is not much of a brag by the way, as I’m sure you know the quality of strippers is in decline. I like the club that I’m in at the moment and do not want to lose my job. What do you think I should do? And quitting right now is not an option, I have saved up most of the money I need I only need to work for another 6 months and I’ll be out of there so please tell me if you have any suggestions for me. Thanks Nik, all the best!
I say you strip for another year… it doesn’t sound so bad.- nik