THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we here down under hate Ed Hardy as the next country and I’m glad its come to an end. Ed Hardy stores in Australia were closed and the Australian division went in to voluntary administration. Here is a notice for their fans posted on one of the closed stores in Melbourne. Australia is DA Strong!
Looks like Aussies hate The Jersey Shore as well.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who is back with a new single, yup its the one and only Blood Diamond aka Mr. Take You To Da Movies aka BANGS. Here is his new single “Meet Me On FaceBook” maybe Casey From Jackrabbit Has So Much Game could get some lessons from Bangs before he tries hitting on JV’s girlfriend again.
JV, why are you so bitter?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to tell ya boy 50 Tyson to step his game up! Bangs a.k.a Mr. Take you to da Movies is going corporate check this video he did for Honda. AHAAAA!
See, just because you are a Blood Diamond doesn’t mean you cannot make it in this world. Bangs holla acha ya boy yo. One.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these guys are repping the SGM down under. What’s the verdict, real or fake?
Fake, from left to right we have a forgy, a pedophile and some band reject who touches animals.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first time I have ever been on your site, but for the past year a bunch of people I know keep telling me that my Uncle is on a very popular website from America so I decided to go and check it out. I couldn’t believe it was really him, I saw last time he was up you mentioned his Visa was going to expire and he had to decide if he wanted to stay or come back home to Melbourne. Well let me be the first to tell you he decided to stay and not return home to his family. Everyone is so worried about him ever since he went there he has spent over 150,000 in US money, he does rent a nice 2 room condo that with bills cost him 370 in US dollars a month. He has a sex problem and ive heard from the fam that he sleeps with around 3 to 10 woman a day, we are all worried he is going to get HIV and AIDS.
Just hope that the day your uncle gets AIDS, LeBron James gets injured so nobody will find out.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve never actually seen a comment from you saying that you like a girl or like her face, eyes etc so I was wondering two things..Im curious. First off, who do you find to be the most gorgeous celebrity? And second, what do you think of Sheridyn Fisher? She’s an Australian model from the Central Coast. Im a fan of her and looking at all the other chicks on the site, I think she’s different…that’s why I wanna know what you think of her. She’s not fake, overly tanned or got huge ugly +2′s. What do you think?
1) Celebrities are not hot, they are all a scam. Media will make you believe anything… once you see a celeb (like fat ass Jessica Simpson) in person you will see what I am talking about.
2) I think she is as fake as they come. She looks like a over Photoshopped Tara Ried without +2′s. Who the hell wants to bang a 34 year old?
3) I think her friends are better looking.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your boy 50 Tyson has officially not dropped one new single. He has remixed the remix that was remixed, if you can figure that one out. Anyway thought id let the public hear and see more of the Green Screen Champion AKA King Of Blood Diamonds AKA Mr. Take You To The Movies himself… BANGS… what you think Nik?
BANGS could be the future of the RAP game. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Brooke Howard Sm*th. Not sure you really submit info on people outside of the states, but I guess there is always a first and I am sure you will agree THIS guy is worth it! Brooke is the TV presenter of a show called “Target” in New Zealand, the show “targets” bad laborers for bad work etc. On top of this he claims to be the “owner” of a club called Pony (when in fact he was a minority shareholder). He is married to a lovely 25 year old girl called Ambe. Here comes the really sad and ironic part this douchebag just got exposed in the womens mag over here for having an affair with a girl just when she turned 18! Dude if you are going to be the host of a show specializing in taking people down, don’t stick your Greg in every thing that moves! He then went on record saying it was BEFORE his marriage (Even though the evidence in the article suggests otherwise) and that his wife knew all about it. Curiously though he change his phone number, email, and deleted his facebook profile and had all his mates take down any pictures of him with other girls. His lovely wife is being mislead by this player who keeps claiming ownership of the notoriously dirty bar, with him having lewd skype sessions with girl after girl. Nik put this scumbag in his place, he reeks of pathetic looser status and he his wife needs to see how bad it really is.
I am guessing Brooke lost his TV presenter job? Not sure if it is cool to cheat on your wife down under.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like KangaROIDS is still having a banging time in BangKOK, Nik is there any saving this celeb or will he be stuck in Thailand forever? And isnt it a little wierd that some of these girls look like they are 12 years old. Kind of starting to think Kangaroids is just some crazy pedophile.
Isn’t it a fact that if you have Versace sheets you are either a rapper or gay?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Elle, she’s a mom of two and is in her 20′s. Her husband is an ugly douche, but he’s loaded. They hang out with all the australian celebs, apparently. Shes always smilin’. I’ve never seen a picture where she isn’t. She wont accept randoms on fb, and that and dropshots are the only things shes on online, i think. Anyway, i reckon shes gorgeosss!! We all know your guna be a smart *ss anyway but whatever. Im DA Strong for life Nik.
She is married with children and it shows in her droopy face. Her life is over so why are we wasting our time?- nik
We appreciate any and all feedback about our site; praise, ideas, bug reports you name it!
