Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick Deanna Damage runs an MMA Gym in the memphis area and is an aspiring fighter. She took these photos for an up and coming calender. Would You?
Answer: Hell no… I rather be shot than sword fight with him. Sorry, but +2’s don’t automatically make you female.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes posted on the u of memphis section. you asked for more clarification, so here it is. she used to play tennis for the school. plus she’s goin in for +2’s.
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I was way off I didn’t notice her beak or body builder arms.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Starla. She was blonde and has gone dark. Also she recently started go go dancing. Would you say improvement?? would you?
Answer: No, you lost me at Go Go Dancing.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw youre going to the dark side for the new year. How about this brunette from memphis?? She looks like your type.
Answer: no. Her pinocchio nose and crater dimples don’t do it for me.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Marissa. She is a h*e bag. She had no idea who the father of her child was the entire 9 months and from what I hear, is pulling the biggest scam of all time on the dude she’s convinced is the father. She is an attention wh*re, making sure wherever she goes she acts completely childish and wh*re-ish in order to attempt to obtain the whole room’s attention. In reality, she has accomplished her life’s dream of working at a makeup store in the mall. Which she looks like sh*t at 98% of the time (who would want to have their makeup done by her?!). But maybe I’m being harsh so Nik?
She looks like the Forhidden of Memphis. I think I know who the father is… his name is Greg.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Starla. She is known around Memphis for being the biggest crayon lover around and being a huge Ed Farty fan. She also runs around with the Mac Attack who also does her make up. She likes to take up for Mac on her DIRTY posts so I told her she would be next…. Put this SHIM on blast!
MEMPHIS DA STRONG.
Any girl who opens their legs like that for a picture should go on blast, and she is built like a guy.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought you would like to see what the good ol MAC Attack has been up to lately in 2010.. keepin it dirty!
She looks more like a stripper now than ever. 2010 is going to be a very sexual year for her. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a prime example of girls who think they are the hottest thing on earth in their pea brain and get picture upload happy on myspace. Why? Straight outta the gutters of Memphis, I bring to you Hoodtrash. She runs around in a bikini everywhere literally, its like a ricky lake tv show everyday with her hanging around. This trashball has +4.5’s. In one she is pictured in front of bolton high school gates, apparently its one of the best schools in town. Then she proceeds to run thru the sprinklers on the football field. This will get you alot of attention, Lisa! Classy. Sad to say im from this town. Is it possible to be a -3.02918374?
It is Memphis, I am pretty sure they are celebrating the year 2003 in the next couple days. DA from Memphis please don’t waste my time with whitetrash beat chicks. Thanks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the one on the right is Scotch B. from Mempis. She is NASTY but seems to think that she is the hottest and toughest b*tch out there. She sleeps with everyone, gotten busted for prostitution. But still thinks that she “has seen it all”. But the question is, would you?
Answer: no. She reminds me of a caveman.

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