THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Whitney Keel from Senatobia, MS (about 30mins south of Memphis, TN) This bleached out hot mess loves to believe people are actually jealous of her. She lives with momma & daddy, thinks she is God’s gift to men, claims to hate drama yet always starts it, stalks people that she thinks have done her wrong & cares wayyyy more about everyone else & their life rather than her own. Nik, please tell me. WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, cut yourself some bangs and go easy on the botox.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Callie Dixon. She spends her time not going anywhere in life, she’s not in school, she has no goals, you can find her at the Electric Cowboy every weekend trying to find d*ck, she lives rent free in her parents second house, and is definitely a few fries short of a happy meal. Speaking of happy meals, her v*gina smells like an old happy meal. More or less a sad meal I suppose if you wanted to eat it. Ok, lets get down to the dirty. She’s f*cked a lot of my friends (not myself fortunately) and friends of friends, 5 dj’s that I’m aware of; which I guess would make her some kind of dj groupie? Do those even exist? Never the less, she’s got cottage cheese thunder thighs like you wouldn’t believe. (These pictures are old you should see what kinda heat shes packing now, up close; her thighs look like the surface of the moon, with all the craters, divots, and dimples.) Her body seems decent in these pictures, but once you realize shes 5’0 its another story. With the voice of a cat in heat at 4am; you immediately know she has never actually been domesticated. Her front tooth looks like it was attacked by her gums, and the guess who’s winning? Word on the street is, she’s the worst best friend to have in a bad situation, but the best to disappear when there’s a d*ck involved. She would ditch a friend who is in dire need if it means shes gonna get the c*ck tonight. She will seriously f*ck any dude who tells her they have a big di*k. This is why she is dubbed the Memphis’ C*m Dumpster. Enjoy!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Man, Shawn B. Is on the hunt for any woman he can find. He shamelessly uses his daughter to get women and lies about his status and place in society. He is on a dating site called Tagged and I am sure if you have hung out with him your on his sexed or not list. He does not work but instead tries to make people think he has something wrong with him, He clearly just does not want to work. He goes though women on a daily basis and That is NOT said lightly. If you see him RUN the other way. No One needs this kind of trash. He also thinks he god’s gift to women but he is simply just a moron with flabby arms that he tries to keep flexed so it makes him look like Mr. Muscles. Poor thing is pathetic!!! This is not a man you would want to have around.