Stole My Heart, Then My Pocketbook

May 23, 2013 Little Rock, Memphis 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I live in Memphis, TN and have been going into Little Rock to party on the weekends with some of my friends from around here. I just like to get away on the weekends to meet new people. I usually get a room in downtown LR and stay Friday and sometimes Saturday. Well about a month ago I go by myself because everyone else had to work or had some reason not to come. I was set on having a good time. I went to a night club called Discovery where they play the music I like and I can dance. I meet this guy who say’s he’s some political aid or works for the courthouse or something. I’m not real sure what is was but he was kind of bragging about how great he was. He was still cute so I bought him some drinks and talked to him. We mostly just talked about the outdoors and action cameras/photography. I couldn’t tell if he was hitting on me or what. So I came out and asked him if he was straight. He looked at me strange and then once he realized I was gay he seemed surprised. At first I thought he would leave. He didn’t though and maybe it was because he was drunk. However, he still made the choice to stay and sure seemed experienced. I was nice enough to invite him back to my room for another drink after paying his bill. I was messed up too. I couldn’t remember his name and can’t now either. I think I kept calling him Tod, but it seems like he correcting me. That’s what bothers me so much. We ended up having a lot of fun. I thought I had finally met a nice hansom man who actually liked me for me. After we were done he decided to take a bath. I watched TV and went out to smoke a cig. When I came back in the room I thought I could hear a Duck which, ended up being his phone. It kept ringing so I went in the bathroom and found him asleep in the tub. I thought he looked so cute and planned on teasing him with these pictures the next morning. I took care of him and paid for the whole night. Instead of a thank you, I wake up and he is gone. He left without saying good bye, thank you, without leaving his number or even a note. Oh and without cleaning up his nasty bathroom mess! I couldve lived with all of that. I have been loved and left many times by men. The part that makes me so angry is when I was getting read to check out I discovered that my pocketbook was gone. I only had like $80.00 in it but my ID, a $100 Save A Lot Gift Card and some pictures of my sister are in there that Id at least like back. Does anyone know who he is? All I want back are my pictures. I can replace the rest of that stuff. Thanks!

Corrupting dudes is a dangerous game, consider yourself lucky.  Just look at what happened to that dude who seduced Kai (the axe wielding hitch hiker).- nik



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Embarrasment to the Lesbian Community

April 24, 2013 Memphis 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh Nik, Here we have the “famous” Baylee Wallace and Kristen Ellen Howard. The two FAKEST, DRAMA-FILLED, WANNA-BE, MULTI-PERSONALITY, ALCOHOLIC, NON-GOAL-ORIENTED, DISGUSTING, AND IGNORANT girll “lesbians” you will ever meet in your life. First of all, they think their life is something like The Real L Word (or so they wish.) lol. Nik, the fat one Kristen… thinks shes a rapper by night. She has a “gang sign for her solo-group that she calls “The Goonsquad” LOL, and the skinney one Baylee, shes just a trashy whore who works at a liquor store with no goals in life. The live in their grandmas rental house and don’t have any responsibilities other than getting trashed, and starting fights at their house. They haven’t kept the same friends for longer than two weeks, and befriend the same people they just tried to “blast” on instagram. Kristen… doesn’t even WRITE her OWN LYRICS.. her girlfriend Baylee and friend Cota does it for them…. lol see you in Hollywood… not. Have even began to talk about their weird multi-personality and drastic wardrobe chagnes? Just look at the pictures..every day is a new identity… they fight constantly and Baylee is ALWAYS caught talking to another woman that THEY’RE ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH… what a loyal and good woman huh? Nik.. these nasty posing lesbians need to realize… karma is TRULY a bitch. xoxo POSERRRRS.

Dress shirts (out of office) on chicks replace the finger mustache…- nik



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Pure White Trash

April 24, 2013 Memphis, University Of Memphis 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the dirtiest “scunt” Melaney Nicole Adams. Nik, Melany is the kind of girl… EVERYONE should avoid in life. She has a history of sleeping with almost 50 guys and shes fresh out the cradle at nearly 20 years old. After losing all of her “true” friends… she decided she was a lesbian and is now dating a 30 year old dyke who works at Memphis Pizza Cafe…. what a catch. lol. Melany also signed up for the Air Force prior to meeting her “girlfriend” until she promised to show her the world… on a waitress income? lol good luck. Melany has no backbone, and is busy selling her deceased mothers jewelry to pawn shops,hanging out in a gay club, and now doing cocain from random strangers she meets there. She has no goals, and only wants to fit in. This girl is only worried about being “cool”…. All she hangs out with is poor white trash lesbians that are nothing but drama, who sleep with one another and rotate girls… some of us grow up, and clearly some of us don’t. She recently moved in with her current girlfriend…. who mind you, LIVES WITH HER EX GIRLFRIEND, and was fired from her job for being late and hungover… she’s lost all of her family because of these decisions.. and has no goals in life…This trash deserves no sympathy..

Nice drapes (dress #1).- nik



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Brandon Bust Down

February 25, 2013 Memphis 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Gwendolyn Mecas also known as Gwendolyn Cherish Crosby, from Way Way but lives in Brandon. She’s a dirty, dirty girl who sleeps with anyone that throws her a line or two. anyone who wants to hit her up add her slutty ass on facebook, honestly she won’t reject. she has a child put the blame on an innocent guy from sandy bay or whereever he’s from but even he doubts that kid, that kid probably isn’t even his anyways. check out her beautiful pictures. lmao.

She blends right in wearing that camo…- nik



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Charles Gregory, Gives The Military A Bad Name

February 21, 2013 Memphis 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK I AM EXTREMELY DEVASTATED. I HAVE BEEN DONE VERY WRONG. Unfortunately, Charles is not the man he confessed to me he was nor the man he played like he was in the beginning. I’m going to get to the point because it’s crucial that others know the truth that I have seen with my own eyes. Charles told me he was straight (in which I am a straight woman) come to find out he is not. He is downlow/goes both ways. On the eve of New Years I found Charles in bed with a male (this male is a family friend whom I’ve known every since childhood & is openly gay). To my dismay Charles slept with the male (I’ll just call Roger) in my condo. I walked in & found them. Usually Charles would hear when I pull into the garage but on this day my girlfriend took me to work because my car’s transmission was pulling therefore she dropped me off at home. It threw him off-guard to not hear the garage door let up & when I walked into my home & went into my bedroom there he was with Roger scrambling to put his underwear on. I was mad at Roger but my anger was fierce for Charles because he always talked so ugly about gays as if they were ****s of the earth. To see him in my bedroom with Roger was too much for me to take. He has a son & a daughter…his son is gay. Charles has always talked so down about his son saying he’s embarrassed that his son is “a ***”. Last but not least, I discovered 3 weeks after finding him indulging that I have ******, **. I am in the process of seeing an attorney regarding this. I’ve been with Charles for exactly 7 months & I told him up front that I wanted a monogamous relationship & he agreed wholeheartedly. I soon found out that he uses his involvement in the military as a cover for seeing other women. I know this simple because he was using my computer & didn’t log off during a session & I found messages to 2 other women. When I questioned him about it he lied & said they were both his cousins. I seriously doubt one would tell there cousin that their cousin to “bag it up” in a photo.

Nice gazebo…I’ve been to a marine to.- nik



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Nik, I’m Concerned About You

February 12, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Memphis, San Diego, The Dirty 253

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik ~ Please watch yourself with the alcohol because you are playing with fire. An alcohol addiction is the last thing you want for you and your beautiful family. I played with it during my early twenties and used it when i was feeling down and lonely.  You will find that you will need it even when you dont want to. I have successfully beaten that demon with prayer and determination. Please do not let ego overide your sense of responsibility and self awareness. Don’t allow ego to believe the “hype”. Ground and center yourself everyday and remind yourself of your true core values. One only drinks like that when they are in dispair and you must get a hold of yourself.  I apologize if this seems rude because I really care for your well being. Peace & light, my friend.

Don’t worry Pops… I don’t drink for free and sometimes I have to go Kobe Bryant on these kids to show them what’s up. Plus, it’s my birthday… let me live a little.- nik



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Homewrecking Married Sloot

December 12, 2012 Dirty Horses, Memphis 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch is married yet trying to still hook up with her ex husband from the year 2000. Shes constantly sending nude pictures and saying how she wants this guy to f*ck her in a hotel room on Christmas and keeps begging him to come visit. I see why her first marriage didn\’t last and now I\’m hoping the marriage she\’s in now goes down the drain. She\’s a no good two timing bustdown who needs to keep to herself and stop trying to f*ck every guy other than her husband. I feel sorry for him. She claims just cuz her and her ex have kids together that there will always be a sexual attraction and they can do what they want and no one would care. Hunny, grow the hell up and learn how to be a faithful wife.

They look so in love.- nik



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Kaitlyn Smith Loves Ole Miss Football Players

November 16, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Memphis, Ole Miss, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kaitlyn Smith is the talk of the town at Ole Miss.  If you area football player call this sl*t and you are guaranteed to get some ass. Of those on the football team that have been in it already: Jaylen Walton, Denzel Nkemdiche, Brishen Matthews, Tray Elston, Barry Brunetti, Mike Hilton. If you even look like an athlete, approach this girl and you will get your Greg wet.

Kaitlyn Smith needs a helmet.- nik



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