Kaitlyn Smith Loves Ole Miss Football Players

November 16, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Memphis, Ole Miss, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kaitlyn Smith is the talk of the town at Ole Miss.  If you area football player call this sl*t and you are guaranteed to get some ass. Of those on the football team that have been in it already: Jaylen Walton, Denzel Nkemdiche, Brishen Matthews, Tray Elston, Barry Brunetti, Mike Hilton. If you even look like an athlete, approach this girl and you will get your Greg wet.

Kaitlyn Smith needs a helmet.- nik

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Boob Acne Is Not Hot

October 23, 2012 Memphis, Nashville 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Laiken (real name not stripper name), who is currently trying to take a picture that shows off her KRUSTY titties to her 41 year old girlfriend trying to turn her on for a wild night of softball. She dresses, acts, and speaks just like courtney on the show youre on “Couples Therapy”.

It most definitely is not..- nik

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Proud Of You Nik

October 22, 2012 Dirty News, Memphis, The Dirty 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been visiting your site for many years and admire you for your honestly. Some of your comments are tough but everyone is entitled to their opinions. The Sarah Jones issue has disgusted me and I wanted to praise you for your stance and not letting anyone bully you into backing down. There is a reason minors cant make certain decisions because they are still growing and learning. It is immaterial the young man feels he has not been victimized. I feel these actions of her will arrest his development and he will have a f*cked up sense of what a mature relationship should be between 2 consenting ADULTS. Also, would like to say I think you are awesome on couples therapy. I feel your pain. Hope things are going well on the homefront. Thank you for your honesty and dont back down from that lawsuit. I hope you tear them a new asshole!!

I watched Dateline last Friday night. It was amazing to see how good a liar Sarah Jones is, like her Mom said, “Sarah is an amazing actress.”.- nik

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Burrito Stealing Psycho

October 15, 2012 Memphis, St. Louis 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to Salvador Resendez Jr. he is a huge nasty sloot. This guy is a total loser who likes to have sex with anyone under 18 and tell them he is in his twenties. He’s really 33 and on disability because he’s a lazy slob who would rather lay around all day and play with himself. When he’s not stealing a burrito and pocketing it, you can find him stealing scraps to make some change. Watch out ladies, he likes to go have sex without condoms and will have sex with young girls. He is so nasty and will lie to get whatever he wants while smiling.

Do those sideburns get him in with the ladies.- nik

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I Need Someone’s Honest Opinion

June 26, 2012 Memphis, The Dirty 0

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just need your opinion on how much weight you think I should lose. I’m about 5’0 tall, 110 pounds and a D-Cup. I want to be confident in myself this summer and no one else will give me an honest opinion.

For my taste, you need to lose 9 pounds.- nik

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Click here to see Dirty Army’s weight loss results

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Only 30 Mins South Of Memphis

May 18, 2012 Memphis, Would You? 70

Only 30mins South of Memphis

Only 30mins South of Memphis

Only 30mins South of Memphis

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Whitney Keel from Senatobia, MS (about 30mins south of Memphis, TN) This bleached out hot mess loves to believe people are actually jealous of her. She lives with momma & daddy, thinks she is God’s gift to men, claims to hate drama yet always starts it, stalks people that she thinks have done her wrong & cares wayyyy more about everyone else & their life rather than her own. Nik, please tell me. WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, cut yourself some bangs and go easy on the botox.

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When Are These Record Labels Going To Wake Up

May 15, 2012 Florida Gators, Lawyer Mike, Memphis, Nashville, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it happened again Lawyer Mike has dropped his newest video for Mother’s Day in memory of his mother!  Nik, when the hell are these record labels going to wake up and give LM a record deal?

Lawyer Mike is the Kenny Powers of our generation.- nik

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Rich Prick John Pickle Has A Small Tool

May 1, 2012 Memphis, The Dirty 14

Rich Prick with a small ****

Rich Prick with a small ****

Rich Prick with a small ****

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is time this dude got called out and I am just the woman to do it. Unfortunately, I didn’t see all this in the beginning, but now it’s all so clear. This vertically challenged individual is one of Memphis finest. His name is John Pickle and he is short, roided out, and has had everything handed down to him by his daddy. He throws his money around around Memphis and Nashville at girls. He can’t keep one because they finally realize what a true asshole he is. Word on the street he is has been with 1/2 the girls of Memphis and Nashville and has the DRD so watch out ladies. He uses his friends and talks shit about them behind their back. He has had more DUI’s than allowed in life and brags about his little rich boy toys he didn’t even earn. He has had his company handed down by his daddy and doesn’t appreciate the average blue collar working class, because he is stuck up little prick that has never had to earn anything. He gets banned or thrown out of clubs because he has anger issues and disrespects people. He lives in apartment…wow, sounds like a true high roller to me. If it wasn’t for his handed down money, fake friends that stick around because he has money, and human growth hormones he wouldn’t know how to live. Get a life you loser!

Is John Pickle friends with Marcellus from Memphis by any chance?- nik

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