Memphis | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Nik, I’m Concerned About You

February 12, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Memphis, San Diego, The Dirty 253

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik ~ Please watch yourself with the alcohol because you are playing with fire. An alcohol addiction is the last thing you want for you and your beautiful family. I played with it during my early twenties and used it when i was feeling down and lonely.  You will find that you will need it even when you dont want to. I have successfully beaten that demon with prayer and determination. Please do not let ego overide your sense of responsibility and self awareness. Don’t allow ego to believe the “hype”. Ground and center yourself everyday and remind yourself of your true core values. One only drinks like that when they are in dispair and you must get a hold of yourself.  I apologize if this seems rude because I really care for your well being. Peace & light, my friend.

Don’t worry Pops… I don’t drink for free and sometimes I have to go Kobe Bryant on these kids to show them what’s up. Plus, it’s my birthday… let me live a little.- nik

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Homewrecking Married Sloot

December 12, 2012 Dirty Horses, Memphis 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch is married yet trying to still hook up with her ex husband from the year 2000. Shes constantly sending nude pictures and saying how she wants this guy to f*ck her in a hotel room on Christmas and keeps begging him to come visit. I see why her first marriage didn\’t last and now I\’m hoping the marriage she\’s in now goes down the drain. She\’s a no good two timing bustdown who needs to keep to herself and stop trying to f*ck every guy other than her husband. I feel sorry for him. She claims just cuz her and her ex have kids together that there will always be a sexual attraction and they can do what they want and no one would care. Hunny, grow the hell up and learn how to be a faithful wife.

They look so in love.- nik

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Kaitlyn Smith Loves Ole Miss Football Players

November 16, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Memphis, Ole Miss, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kaitlyn Smith is the talk of the town at Ole Miss.  If you area football player call this sl*t and you are guaranteed to get some ass. Of those on the football team that have been in it already: Jaylen Walton, Denzel Nkemdiche, Brishen Matthews, Tray Elston, Barry Brunetti, Mike Hilton. If you even look like an athlete, approach this girl and you will get your Greg wet.

Kaitlyn Smith needs a helmet.- nik

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Boob Acne Is Not Hot

October 23, 2012 Memphis, Nashville 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Laiken (real name not stripper name), who is currently trying to take a picture that shows off her KRUSTY titties to her 41 year old girlfriend trying to turn her on for a wild night of softball. She dresses, acts, and speaks just like courtney on the show youre on “Couples Therapy”.

It most definitely is not..- nik

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Proud Of You Nik

October 22, 2012 Dirty News, Memphis, The Dirty 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been visiting your site for many years and admire you for your honestly. Some of your comments are tough but everyone is entitled to their opinions. The Sarah Jones issue has disgusted me and I wanted to praise you for your stance and not letting anyone bully you into backing down. There is a reason minors cant make certain decisions because they are still growing and learning. It is immaterial the young man feels he has not been victimized. I feel these actions of her will arrest his development and he will have a f*cked up sense of what a mature relationship should be between 2 consenting ADULTS. Also, would like to say I think you are awesome on couples therapy. I feel your pain. Hope things are going well on the homefront. Thank you for your honesty and dont back down from that lawsuit. I hope you tear them a new asshole!!

I watched Dateline last Friday night. It was amazing to see how good a liar Sarah Jones is, like her Mom said, “Sarah is an amazing actress.”.- nik

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Burrito Stealing Psycho

October 15, 2012 Memphis, St. Louis 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to Salvador Resendez Jr. he is a huge nasty sloot. This guy is a total loser who likes to have sex with anyone under 18 and tell them he is in his twenties. He’s really 33 and on disability because he’s a lazy slob who would rather lay around all day and play with himself. When he’s not stealing a burrito and pocketing it, you can find him stealing scraps to make some change. Watch out ladies, he likes to go have sex without condoms and will have sex with young girls. He is so nasty and will lie to get whatever he wants while smiling.

Do those sideburns get him in with the ladies.- nik

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I Need Someone’s Honest Opinion

June 26, 2012 Memphis, The Dirty 0

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just need your opinion on how much weight you think I should lose. I’m about 5’0 tall, 110 pounds and a D-Cup. I want to be confident in myself this summer and no one else will give me an honest opinion.

For my taste, you need to lose 9 pounds.- nik

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Only 30 Mins South Of Memphis

May 18, 2012 Memphis, Would You? 70

Only 30mins South of Memphis

Only 30mins South of Memphis

Only 30mins South of Memphis

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Whitney Keel from Senatobia, MS (about 30mins south of Memphis, TN) This bleached out hot mess loves to believe people are actually jealous of her. She lives with momma & daddy, thinks she is God’s gift to men, claims to hate drama yet always starts it, stalks people that she thinks have done her wrong & cares wayyyy more about everyone else & their life rather than her own. Nik, please tell me. WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, cut yourself some bangs and go easy on the botox.

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