Proud Of You Nik

October 22, 2012 Dirty News, Memphis, The Dirty 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been visiting your site for many years and admire you for your honestly. Some of your comments are tough but everyone is entitled to their opinions. The Sarah Jones issue has disgusted me and I wanted to praise you for your stance and not letting anyone bully you into backing down. There is a reason minors cant make certain decisions because they are still growing and learning. It is immaterial the young man feels he has not been victimized. I feel these actions of her will arrest his development and he will have a f*cked up sense of what a mature relationship should be between 2 consenting ADULTS. Also, would like to say I think you are awesome on couples therapy. I feel your pain. Hope things are going well on the homefront. Thank you for your honesty and dont back down from that lawsuit. I hope you tear them a new asshole!!

I watched Dateline last Friday night. It was amazing to see how good a liar Sarah Jones is, like her Mom said, “Sarah is an amazing actress.”.- nik

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Burrito Stealing Psycho

October 15, 2012 Memphis, St. Louis 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to Salvador Resendez Jr. he is a huge nasty sloot. This guy is a total loser who likes to have sex with anyone under 18 and tell them he is in his twenties. He’s really 33 and on disability because he’s a lazy slob who would rather lay around all day and play with himself. When he’s not stealing a burrito and pocketing it, you can find him stealing scraps to make some change. Watch out ladies, he likes to go have sex without condoms and will have sex with young girls. He is so nasty and will lie to get whatever he wants while smiling.

Do those sideburns get him in with the ladies.- nik

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I Need Someone’s Honest Opinion

June 26, 2012 Memphis, The Dirty 0

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

I Need Someone's Honest Opinion

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just need your opinion on how much weight you think I should lose. I’m about 5’0 tall, 110 pounds and a D-Cup. I want to be confident in myself this summer and no one else will give me an honest opinion.

For my taste, you need to lose 9 pounds.- nik

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Only 30 Mins South Of Memphis

May 18, 2012 Memphis, Would You? 69

Only 30mins South of Memphis

Only 30mins South of Memphis

Only 30mins South of Memphis

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Whitney Keel from Senatobia, MS (about 30mins south of Memphis, TN) This bleached out hot mess loves to believe people are actually jealous of her. She lives with momma & daddy, thinks she is God’s gift to men, claims to hate drama yet always starts it, stalks people that she thinks have done her wrong & cares wayyyy more about everyone else & their life rather than her own. Nik, please tell me. WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, cut yourself some bangs and go easy on the botox.

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When Are These Record Labels Going To Wake Up

May 15, 2012 Florida Gators, Lawyer Mike, Memphis, Nashville, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it happened again Lawyer Mike has dropped his newest video for Mother’s Day in memory of his mother!  Nik, when the hell are these record labels going to wake up and give LM a record deal?

Lawyer Mike is the Kenny Powers of our generation.- nik

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Rich Prick John Pickle Has A Small Tool

May 1, 2012 Memphis, The Dirty 14

Rich Prick with a small ****

Rich Prick with a small ****

Rich Prick with a small ****

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is time this dude got called out and I am just the woman to do it. Unfortunately, I didn’t see all this in the beginning, but now it’s all so clear. This vertically challenged individual is one of Memphis finest. His name is John Pickle and he is short, roided out, and has had everything handed down to him by his daddy. He throws his money around around Memphis and Nashville at girls. He can’t keep one because they finally realize what a true asshole he is. Word on the street he is has been with 1/2 the girls of Memphis and Nashville and has the DRD so watch out ladies. He uses his friends and talks shit about them behind their back. He has had more DUI’s than allowed in life and brags about his little rich boy toys he didn’t even earn. He has had his company handed down by his daddy and doesn’t appreciate the average blue collar working class, because he is stuck up little prick that has never had to earn anything. He gets banned or thrown out of clubs because he has anger issues and disrespects people. He lives in apartment…wow, sounds like a true high roller to me. If it wasn’t for his handed down money, fake friends that stick around because he has money, and human growth hormones he wouldn’t know how to live. Get a life you loser!

Is John Pickle friends with Marcellus from Memphis by any chance?- nik

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Nik, I’m Scared This Will Happen To Me

March 26, 2012 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Memphis, Newport, Scottsdale, Vancouver 35

Scary Southern Slut Sisters

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m preggo and scared this is going to happen to my stomach. Is there anything I can do about this?

Yes, buy this stuff. STRETCH MARK PREVENTION.- nik

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Meet Callie Dixion

March 5, 2012 Memphis 29

If you have a big dick, I'm your chick! - Callie Dixon

If you have a big dick, I'm your chick! - Callie Dixon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Callie Dixon. She spends her time not going anywhere in life, she’s not in school, she has no goals, you can find her at the Electric Cowboy every weekend trying to find d*ck, she lives rent free in her parents second house, and is definitely a few fries short of a happy meal. Speaking of happy meals, her v*gina smells like an old happy meal. More or less a sad meal I suppose if you wanted to eat it. Ok, lets get down to the dirty. She’s f*cked a lot of my friends (not myself fortunately) and friends of friends, 5 dj’s that I’m aware of; which I guess would make her some kind of dj groupie? Do those even exist? Never the less, she’s got cottage cheese thunder thighs like you wouldn’t believe. (These pictures are old you should see what kinda heat shes packing now, up close; her thighs look like the surface of the moon, with all the craters, divots, and dimples.) Her body seems decent in these pictures, but once you realize shes 5’0 its another story. With the voice of a cat in heat at 4am; you immediately know she has never actually been domesticated. Her front tooth looks like it was attacked by her gums, and the guess who’s winning? Word on the street is, she’s the worst best friend to have in a bad situation, but the best to disappear when there’s a d*ck involved. She would ditch a friend who is in dire need if it means shes gonna get the c*ck tonight. She will seriously f*ck any dude who tells her they have a big di*k. This is why she is dubbed the Memphis’ C*m Dumpster. Enjoy!

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