THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I see that Merlin is once again working at TheDirty.com, what happened to medical school??? I guess working for Ari has much more opportunities for the lil fella. Seriously what could this sex predator need help with…remembering the names of the girls he banged out, keeping Ari’s sex sheet in order, or keeping his facebook/post comments updated?? Did Ari, the seasoned vet sex pred, realize that he needs an assistant to step his game up and start knocking out some 4′ and 5′s instead of the 2′s and 3′s he’s working with now. Nik I really can’t understand what this is all about. I remember what happened to the last assistant Ari had who racked over 100 hours a week and never made it into the office…could Merlin be performing the same servicing as she was?? Are JV and I not holding it down or something?? Nik let us know whats up… and is it just me or could these two be related. Thanks…Gayden
If you haven’t noticed… there is a war going on in the office between Corpo and Creative here at TheDirty.com. JV and Gayden are slave driving while Ari just sits on his Facebook all day asking his new assistant Merlin if these Facebook rants will get him bukakepottomus:
FB Rant 1: 2 girls from American Junkie wanted to c*m over last night, a sure thing n a not so sure thing. I challenged myself w/ the not so sure thing n she said “not on the 1st night”. So I got mad n kicked her out. Called the 2nd girl n we hooked up, in the middle of it I called the 1st girl (I bet she thought I was apologizing) When I heard her say hi instead of saying hi I just put the phone by my bed n let her listen to me rail it out. Bad?
FB Rant 2: Guys, why would u ever call a girl a sl*t or a wh*re? R u a f*cking idiot! That is a girl using her talent (head & warm hole) 2 get what she needs (free dinner, free drinks, a date, attention). Don’t hate on a girl for that! U bring a girl home, try 2 f*ck her n if she does call her a sl*t? U will ruin it 4 the rest of us (esp me!), she will never want 2 do it again. If u get some action just be happy n keep it quiet!
FB Rant 3: Vegas this weekend, any very well educated, successful, caring, tall, extremely hot nymphomaniacs going? Hopefully you are not too young and immature because I hate that. I am looking to have an intelligent conversation over some chardonnay and talk about our future together.
Now do you see why I say chicks that sleep with my agent have no soul.- nik