THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this f*ggie guys name is Brent. He acts like hes str8 but sent Me a message on facebook saying he wanted to give me head “On the low” And that he was good at it and all this other bullshit. when I didn’t reply he hit up a my friend and tried the same thing, and even sent pictures of his ass. He works out at Golds gym in mesa and stares at people but doesn’t say anything and then he’ll find them on facebook and tell them shit like this. Hes a fckin down low pervert. There are plenty of gay dudes around but he only picks on straight guys and wants to suck their dick. I sent you some of the nasty pictures this f*g sent me.

Gay guys and their butts.  I’m surprised he didn’t stuff some sausage back there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This ladies and gentleman is Jordan Sirhan. He is a wannabe DJ for a local radio station going by the name of ‘DJ Dime’ and is the biggest compulsive liar in Arizona! Usually it’s about small pity stuff but recently he has been called out for lying about a heart condition that he says gave him 8-10 months to live. He went as far as to make up a story about a 7 (or 17 year old girl, he is going back and forth) that he rejected a donor heart and gave it to her too make him out as a hero. All in the span of 3 days! Why do all this? For pity sex. PLEASE LADIES, Don’t fall for this douchebags sad story! DIRTY ARMY STRONG

That mic looks like a computer clip-on.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Toni Diosdado! She is a pill popping whore! She cheats on her husband with anything that will give her the time of day! She sports hickies the size of baseballs to “prove” to others how “desirable” she is….. She never thinks about her children, who are both still minors. She is currently defrauding the state for free health insurance. She hatched up a plan with her overly trusting husband to tell the government that they dont live together, and are legally separated, so she can get free health insurance. Why? We all know that medical treatment is expensive, but that’s not what she’s after. She doesn’t want treatment, because that would show she doesn’t actually have a medical condition that would warrant all the pain pills, sleeping pills, and weight loss pills she pops on a regular basis! She tells them that her back hurts, or that she feels sick… And the hospitals she goes to just GIVE her narcotics like water. She then takes these pills home and takes as many of them as she can to drown out the life she has grown to hate. She takes so many pills that she loses consciousness and sleep walks! She lights cigarettes while she’s sleep walking! But shes so out of it that she drops those burning pieces of paper and nicotine and burns holes in not only herself, which could only improve her appearance, but she burns holes into her furnishings and carpet! She could burn down her house, which holds her children!!! She selfishly has REFUSED to both stop smoking and stop pretending to be in pain or sick. She continues to put herself and her family in danger. She also turned against her own family and despite her own transgressions against her daughter and son, turned her sister in for smoking marijuana. She’s a disgusting hag that thinks shes gods gift to the universe! Can we PLEASE put her in her place, Nik?! Would you??

Answer: no, looks like she dyed on her hairline.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! This would be Magan Lynn! She’s completely without morals, and gets involved in all arguments because she loves FIGHTING! She smokes crck out of hookahs, and takes pictures of it! Even though little girls can PLAINLY be seen in the background!! She’s a white trash, trailer park, inbred piece of shit! She’s a skank! She refuses to be held liable for the lies she spreads about people, namely that she pretended, in a court of law, to be there when a crime was committed by her friend so that her dirty friend wouldn’t get into trouble! She has NUMEROUS diseases, and still sloots around female parts of town like she’s a prize to be won! She’s currently involved with a guy, which is a cover so that no one will believe that she is actually into girls. She even cheats on him with her lezzy lovers when he’s out of town or busy! What a pathetic user!!! She is nothing but a liar and a whore! She ALWAYS makes someone else’s fight her own, and even brings little kids into these fights, often spreading lies that could ruin the rest of these kids’ lives, simply because they aren’t white – like she is. She’s a racist coward who calls little kids no older than 10 “terrorists” even though she knows NOTHING about the family other than that the children have middle eastern sounding names, and is only getting information from an even MORE racist lezzy sloot! She thinks she’s beautiful, and to be truthful, she’s not nauseating to look at, but the way she lives her life is absolutely disgusting! She’s a lezzy, and has lezzy orgies with a tranny stripper (also featured on thedirty) and fat ass racist (recently featured). She relies on mommy and daddy for all the money she gets, and makes little attempt to rely on herself for anything at all! She has never in her life tried to be more than a racist lezzy sloot! I was wondering, NIK, would you? She has said before what a misogynistic POC you are. What do you have to say about that??!

Smoke skills are not impressive, it just means cottonmouth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I have to tell you about this disgusting whale who keeps trying to convince everyone that she’s not fat, ugly, a Lezzy, or evil! Her name is Tracy Nicole Salazar Reeves and she ~used~ to be pretty, probably back in her high school days! Unfortunately for anyone who has to look at her, that was a very long time ago, and she has only soared downhill with time! She is a hag – complete with moustache, and since no man will have her, she’s is forced to explore women as a viable “frustration outlet” She’s a peeping Tom, and is completely absorbed with what’s going on in everyone else’s lives and homes!! She is an internet stalker, and if there’s any information about someone she wants, she’ll pay outrageous amounts of money to get at it! She frequents perverse websites that cater to fetish role playing, so she can live out her fantasy of being “the man.” Right now, she’s trying to convince everyone she’s starting her own business, but she’s actually only selling Avon from her friend’s car (she doesn’t even have a ride)!!! This THING is sooooo fat (HOW FAT IS SHE?!) that she actually breaks chairs that she tries to sit on!! YES, just like in the movie Shallow Hal! She tells every girl who’s prettier than she is that she’s “beautiful,” and admits that she’s fat, but says she’s still prettier! She thinks that anyone who is prettier than her is automatically “stalking” her!! She doesn’t exactly have a solid grasp on REALITY! She has lezzy orgies at the snack shack she works at! The participants are no prizes! There’s a tranny and a girl who was previously in a donkey show!! Tracy is WANTED for passing bad checks in Texas! She owes over $1700 for just one check!! Yet, she tries to bully anyone else who might have a smudge on their criminal background, including traffic tickets! This GREMLIN doesn’t know she’s ugly, even though she can SEE!! She tries to convince everyone that she’s a nice person, but all she does is sit around and make up lies about people, call in fake reports to law enforcement agencies, and sloot around with her nasty tranny and donkey show “friends.” From looking at her, one can assume that absolutely no nourishment escapes her immense gravitational pull!! Beware, if she decides she doesn’t like you – she will try to RUIN your life by making up lies about you! She’ll even create fake profiles on the internet with your picture and name! It’s about time someone like THIS SLOOT ended up on thedirty! What do you think, Nik?! Can you make enough room for this woolly mammoth?! Pics 1 and 2 are of this BEAST, and pic 3 is of her with her donkey show and tranny friends.

Find a hobby! you clearly have too much free time.- nik