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The Real Valeria Orsini — Happy Hanukkah

December 23, 2014 Ft. Lauderdale, Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 50


(Click here to see Valeria naked, doing some porta potty activities)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this special present is for all the Jewish Dirty Army. Being a Jew myself and dealing with all these bottle rats who think they are famous in Hollywood because horny men follow them on Instagram… give me a break. Valeria Orsini please don’t forget who you are… just another porta-potty on a boat who any Jew can pay for. Happy Hanukkah my friends.

Anybody know what GoPro owns the ‘Defiance’ vessel?- nik


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Morgan Brittany Needs To Own Up To Her Fake Butt

December 23, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 72


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… so we all know how hot Morgan Brittany turned out from her plastic surgery. But what really gets to me is that she wants us to believe her ass is real! That’s unfair to women who actually go to the gym and work their ass off.  The image on the right is Morgan’s ass in 2012 back in her modeling days before all her surgery and she has no ass at all. Literally a pancake. Own up to your fake ass Morgan, its way too obvious.

I blame hamburgers.- nik

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Don’t Trust Zayra Suarez

December 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 47


(Click on the Image to see some nudes)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been dating this stripper named Zayra Suarez that is Colombian. I was introduced to her from another Colombian hooker I know that swore to me she was just a good girl. Nik, when I found these pics in her phone and her backpage account for prostitution, I felt I needed to confront her. She told me that it was only a 1 time thing and that she will never prostitute herself again. Well, I soon found out that my close friend Cobalt had ordered a hooker from backpage and guess who showed up???? Yep you guessed it. He even showed me his cameras in his house of the sex romp! I was devastated. I just want all the guys out there to know what a Colombian Hooker she really is! And not to fall for her little Colombian sob story about how her Daddy was a Capo for the Medllin Cartel. Attached are the photos I found in her phone and some images from my friends sexual encounter with her.

You think Colombian’s are bad. I went to this wedding and saw a Cuban chick make out with her blood brother. They kept sneaking out during the wedding reception which I thought was odd. Then when I went outside to look for JV (thinking he was smoking), I saw them in a full make-out session. I immediately told the groom and he explained to me it was a Cuban thing.- nik

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E11EVEN Miami Presents Usher — NYE Celebration

December 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 0


Join Us For A Spectacular Evening With The Ultimate Performer – Best NYE event in Miami!!

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I Hope They Get The Same Treatment

December 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Bobby Lee Bryant and Derrick Barnes are some scumbags that should just be electrocuted to death. Currently they are behind bars after allegedly committing a heinous crime in the alleyway behind a popular Miami Beach bar.  Police say the men were caught raping a mentally ill woman in the alley way behind the Lost Weekend and Kill Your Idol bars near Espanola Way and Collins Court.  I truly hope these two get raped in jail so they know how it feels.

Are they high or crying from the shame?- nik

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Ellie & Thea end up with monkey’s

December 18, 2014 Miami 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ellie now dating a black Dj sean Mac & thea sleeping with anything that moves ironically her main guy is Johnny Pinkmonkey lol both busted

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Men Shouldn’t Get Any Work Done

December 18, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the biggest Douchebag and loser. Always photoshops his pictures, now done several surgeries like 3 nose jobs and ears pushed in. What kinda “real man” does so much surgery? Is he in the closet?

Are you sure he got his nose done?- nik

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The Miami Wannabe Jeremy Schweitz

December 16, 2014 Dirty Business, Miami, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jeremy Schweitz says he works for Deluxe Enterprises and Carpe Collective Holdings and both of the pages have zero likes. He obviously puts up a facade. Jeremy wants to party with the rich and famous but can’t even afford to pay his promo models. Recently he said that his company was throwing a birthday party and he hired some promo models to represent his brand at the party. When it was time to compensate the models Jeremy just flat out lied and said the models were not even working. If you want to be a good business man you should be trustworthy and reliable. Everyone needs to know that Jeremy is a liar, an opportunist and a snake in the grass. Do not trust this man and do not do any sort of business with him.

Duh, Jeremy Schweitz has the nose of a shark.- nik

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