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We Should Name Sabrina The Horse Whisperer

November 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 15



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, since its looking like Sabrina is going to be a dirty celeb, we should name her ‘Horse Whisperer’.  She rides horses for a living and she is really good at it.  As you can see, she becomes one with the animal and makes it just 20 feet in the air like Michael Jordan.  What you think?

I’m still leaning towards East Coast Office.- nik


Sabrina Is Not That Special

Sabrina Martinez Is Laughing At You

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I Don’t Get Why Kathy Bentley Is So Full Of Herself

November 21, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think the speaker to her left is broke or bent. The girl is so full of herself, it is very disgusting. I would understand if she was hot or real, but this b*tch is all plastic and photoshop.

Do we really need two of you?- nik

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Amy Clarisse

November 21, 2014 Miami, Tampa 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alyssa from the classy state of Florida. First of all, she’s a single mother to a toddler. One would think that being a single mother, you wouldn’t be filtering through guys like they’re underwear. But no, this girl does. You can see on her IG (alyssaclarisse) that every two weeks she has a new guy that she brings around her child. Wouldn’t that be extremely confusing for a toddler? She doesn’t even care. She meets new men off of Tinder, proceeds to post pictures of them before sh’s even met them, (#mcm, etc.) and spew a bunch of shit how this is the only guy for her. Literally a week or so later, she starts talking a bunch of shit how she’s “purposefully single.” Can we touch on the fact that this girl is a huge bible thumper? This morning, she posted this huge rant on IG about how if a woman gets an abortion, you are sinning and a terrible person. She deleted the post, most likely due to backlash. Alyssa, if you are as religious and a “godly woman” as you say you are, why are you fucking ten thousand guys? You couldn’t be more thirsty for Greg if you tried. Oh, and you should probably take the confederate flags down off your walls you piece of trash. Please stop fcking embarrassing yourself.

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Taylor Brown’s Transformation

November 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell are these girls doing to their faces these days? This is Taylor Tannisha Brown, she’s 21/22 at the oldest, I know because we went to high school together. She started out as a mediocre at best Swedish girl, upped her value with decent +2′s, but completely ruined herself with the overdone lips, the nose job, and whatever she did to her chin. In some case, less is more and this is definitely one of those.

Taylor made herself look older.- nik

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Julz Is The Female Dan Bilzerian

November 20, 2014 Miami, Philadelphia 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who is this chic?  She throws parties in Miami and a good ones at that.  But can she make that much money? Where does she get that kind of money? She has pics with many celebs on her IG… do we know more about this female Bilzerian?

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Everyone Laughs At Bryana Holly

November 19, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every time I have gone out Bryana Holly is out with a different guy. Most of the time they are somewhat famous, she gained all her fame on IG because of Brody Jenner. Since then she has been linked to Michael B Jordan and Leo DiCaprio. She plays the “I don’t drink, I’m innocent card” while the men are f*cked up drunk and she’s sober trying so hard. She is pathetic and called “resident bed warmer” in Hollywood lol. We are all laughing at you bunny.

That sucks I thought she wasn’t different, not just another Warwick Weasel.- nik

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November 19, 2014 Miami, San Antonio 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this dumb girl thinks he loves her bitch sit down with the rest of the bitches Mr Manek is playing ! Her name is Kimberly an his name is myers who has 2 baby mothers poor girls what do you see in him nik please blast him because he fcks with so many females this relation ship is fake af an will crumble soon!

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Alexis Carlson

November 19, 2014 Chicago, Miami 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this trick right here is beyond disgusting. Running around spreading her legs in chicago and miami while she has **v. So pathetic. shes looking more and more like a man everyday. Worry about taking care of your kitty kat instead of all that surgery. You look like a damn clown with them eyebrows. chicagos trash at its finest.

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