THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristin Kelly and ain’t nothing changed since she was on Bad Girls Club Miami.  She is still a b-tch and a backstabber and boyfriend stealer… she is also still taking it off, now she is getting classier though doing Playboy online.. Nik will she ever change for the better?

I think I see a tumor in her armpit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my man and I were going through his computer to see all of his past girls and then we came across this one?  Both of us are fans of TheDirty and he told me I’d never be able to guess who this is… I couldn’t and when he told me I was shocked.  These are pics from 2006 of the one and only AIM.  I can’t believe the transformation this girl has had.  She is like the female version of Michael Jackson.

No way, that is a different head.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so here in the Boca Raton, Florida area is this troll named Fernanda. She thinks she is the hottest female in the world. Completely in love with herself- tells everyone how beautiful she is, constant instagram selfies. If she could she would walk around holding a mirror to herself all day. Not to mention,she is far from beautiful.  She has a body of a 12 year old boy and a nose bigger than Pinocchio. Complete Boca troll! Someone needs to set her straight that she is not as hot as she thinks she is. Aside from her narcissistic behavior, she is the epitome of a gold digger.. She can smell money with that big nose of hers a mile away. Basically she will sell her twat for a Chanel bag. If you cant afford a Chanel bag or she sees you wont buy her a expensive gift- she goes running. What 19 year old is this big of a monster? The words out of her mouth”My first boyfriend drove a BMW, my second boyfriend drove a mercedes, now my third boyfriend drives an audi R8. I just keep upgrading”. She should come with a stamp on her forehead that says gold digger. So Nik, what do you think? Would you? Or wouldn’t you. Please share to save some mens pockets! P.S she recently was told by her new boyfriend that $5000 is too expensive to spend on a bag. So now she wants to get rid of him. As you can tell from her latest instagram post she said, thats alot of money to spend on a purse! It was then that I knew we could never be friends.”… GOLD DIGGER!!!

Isn’t ever female in Boca a GD?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a trout and have the opportunity to spend some “quality” time with Sword Case.  But, I have a small issue.   Yes, the girl is super smoking hot and sexy, but everytime I think about her, all the old images of her pop in my head before she was hot.  I don’t know what do to, I’m afraid my Greg will not work once it comes to that because of the images in my head.  What do I do?

I think her old pictures look better than her new ones. Also, congrats to Sword Case for being in Maxim’s Hot 100.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, from now on I am going to review this site before I go on dates. I was recently dating this guy DJ Jon Cowan who I just saw listed on your site. He told me he was single and wanted to marry me and wanted me to be the mother of his children. Then I found out he had a gf named Evie Greenstone. When I confronted him he told me he was trying to break it off with her but was afraid to because her family are mobsters. The Martorano family and they are big drug dealers. He sent me a pic of them from Halloween where he took her to Al Capones house because she would feel at home being from a mob family. He also said he wanted to bang the sh*t out of her mom Roxanne Greenstone and wanted pics of my mom to see if she was a MILF. I feel like an idiot because when I googled him your site came up first and apparently he does this to many other girls. I feel sorry for his poor gf and her family. I attached a pic he sent me of him and his mobster gf Evie Greenstone and also her MILF Roxanne Greenstone. What a jerk!

Girls are so dumb sometimes. The biggest RED FLAG line a guy can say is “I want you to be the mother of my children”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sorry Nik, I just had to clear one of your recent posts up. Trunks is looking phenomenal? Really? THIS is phenomenal? A tremendous 5 head and disgusting teeth?  The pictures you last put up were A. OLD and B. PHOTOSHOPPED. Sure she has slimmed down her legs but they are still ginormous. All the girl keeps doing is posting old modeling photos of herself because I am sure all the photographers in Miami are sick of shooting her. Your 15 minutes has ended little honey. You are now just another Wannabe Miami Model looking for another low paying gig in which you shake your ass in front of the camera. Gain some class.

She needs to move I think. She brings the stock down in Miami.- nik