Devin Brugman Is Dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy

September 17, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I know a lot of people love Devin and her incredible body. I know she used to date that black NFL player Greg Little a couple of years ago but now it seems like she’s dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy (DWTS). It’s kinda funny that she posts pics of them together on her instagram and twitter but Maksim has no pics of her whatsover. It doesn’t seem that he wants to claim her, so what’s the deal here? Is Maksim serious about her? You must admit he’s a lucky dude.

This is such a bad look for Maksim.- nik

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Females That Lift

September 17, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when you think of female bodybuilders, the word “revolting” immediately springs to mind. For years, men have been drawn to taught, fit women. However, things get dicey when the line moves from taught and fit to “works out until one looks like an androgynous sea creature.”

Buff chicks are all Lesbians to me.- nik

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James Bangs Has Not Lived Up To Our Contract

September 16, 2014 Dirty Business, Miami 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,James Bangs has not lived up to our contract. I have paid $1500 for services which were not rendered in accordance to our contract. A ‘discounted’ fee of $1500 had to be paid under extreme pressure (2 hrs), instead of his normal $2500 fee, for private investigative services in which the results were reported to be delivered within ten days. It has been over 45 days and that man is nowhere to be found not to mention my paid for data. James Bangs insisted that we meet at a local steakhouse to discuss my situation and needs. I tried twice to change the plan and just meet at his ‘office’ or a more discrete setting like a library or book store but he insisted that we meet at a ‘steakhouse’. After 20 days he calls me and sends me a sheet of info. He reported that the info on the sheet was for the person i was investigating and it ended up being for other people. After many attempts to call him, leaving voicemails, text messages and emails, he finally decides to call me with a list of times and dates that he attempted contact with me.

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Colin Kaepernick’s New Girlfriend Julissa

September 15, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 165


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Colin Kaepernick Might be f*cking with a new girl named Julissa! Julissa is a former Miami Heat dancer, and met Colin in Miami.. Recently she went to his house for the 49er vs. Bears game where she posted pics in his house which HE JUST BOUGHT 2 months ago… but have now been removed. She is using him for his new contract, because she no longer has a job and needs somebody to pay for her lifestyle. She is from Florida, but obviously she wasn’t a lucky charm for him this past game. She wants everyone to know that COLIN IS HERS? But is this relationship one sided?

He did throw 3 interceptions last night, smells like a DreamKiller.- nik

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Morgan, You Are Perfect So Please Stop

September 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 188


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Morgan has got herself to be perfect. Literally this bitch is flawless and I think she is one procedure away from ruining it.  A lot of us girls do talk about how perfect she is, so I just wanna say great job and don’t ruin yourself boo.

Yeah, Morgan… no more procedures.- nik

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Do You Think Jasmin Calle Is Hot

September 9, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 108


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is blowing up on social medias due to her being such a sexy bitch.  I wanted to ask you what your thoughts are on her.

She shouldn’t be doing full body shots. Those legs disgust me.- nik

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Scars Should Always Wear Makeup

September 5, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 150

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with this girl? I just met Khloe for the first time in LA over the weekend and she was partying with her father at 1Oak. They were flirting, kissing and hanging all over each other. It was the grossest father/daughter relationship I have ever seen. Is there something mentally wrong with this girl? She just posted a photo on her instagram of her covered in mud and looks like a dirty meth head, not to mention when I was in LA I noticed white powder on her and her fathers nose.

The second image looks mid to late 40′s (in the face).- nik

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Brittany Rozak Believes Her Own Instagram Illusion

September 4, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 155

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present to you and the dirty army a new term: the instagram illusion. Basic bitches and 30k millionaires pretending to be larger than life on social media. A perfect example is Brittany Rozak and Vadim. Brittany is from a dirt poor family in Edmonton who thinks she hit the Miami jackpot by marrying fitness fraud Vadim just because he moved her into the Flamingo and bought her a few bebe dresses and Steve Madden shoes. She calls herself a “housewife” – honey, you are not a housewife, you are unemployed! And that is nothing to to be proud of! Truly wealthy women are ambitious and though they don’t have to work, they create a business/career for themselves out of self-pride. What have you contributed to society besides pictures of your fake tits and over-filtered selfies? Really, at the end of the day, what can you show for yourself? No education, no money of your own, no job, no friends, no life. And by the way, marrying Vadim is nothing short of a Miami comedy. He’s a midget who slept with every bottle rat in the city and is such a broke joke! His new gig is selling one size fits all fitness plans online? Yep, he’s ballin’ alright! Wake up Brittany there’s a reason you keep getting posted on the Dirty. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and quit social media for a while. Stop pretending to be something you’re not and see a therapist. Maybe they can help u overcome why u are so insecure and desperate for validation from strangers.

Easy on the airbrush.- nik

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