Is Mike The Best Rapper In Miami

July 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 169

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong since the Dirty Scottsdale days. I love all the truth that you bring and the world needs more people like you. Anyway, I moved here to Miami from Scottsdale about 3 years ago and I can honestly say this city is awesome in everything that it offers. The one drawback it does have, like with any popular city, is the amount of delusional douchebags residing here. I mean I thought Scottsdale was bad but these guys take it to an all new level here. Take this guy for instance, Mike “Mortal Mind” Deluca Tuddenham. I see this guy everywhere and I can’t help but laugh at him because he is an utter joke. Every time I see him I just think “Wow why haven’t I seen this guy on The Dirty?”. Apparently he is a rapper, works in real estate, and deals in exotic sports cars. He has a bunch of retarded videos he posts on YouTube and other sites but this one had me laughing so hard here is the link I’ll let you and the DA be the judges. The bored looking, wannabe, music video model is his girlfriend. Please make this guy a Dirty Celeb!!!

Where can I buy this guys album? Mortal Mind > Jay Z.- nik

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Dumb Ass Gold Digger

July 22, 2014 Hollywood, Miami 7



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sorry but I can’t be the only person that thinks this gold digger is actually ugly as hell! Bug eyes and skinny ass legs and some ridiculous +2′s… I mean everything in this girls life is weed and money… She swears she is Miami’s hottest but end of the day, she isn’t even hotter than the trannies down here.

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Justin Bieber’s New Girlfriend

July 21, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 129

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Yovanna and this is the new girl that JB is trying to make Selena Gomez jealous with.  She really reminds me of Chantel Jeffries and personally I don’t find her attractive… end of the day, what the hell did JB ever see in Selena?  She is disgusting little Mexican midget.  I don’t get it.

Selena Gomez is way hotter than this chick.- nik

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Sharing is Caring

July 21, 2014 Miami 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jonathan Estallo, well known in the club scene because he is promoter for the Opium Group, has been cheating on his wife for 2 years with this model and homewrecker, Brittany. The wife, who used to be a stripper/pornstar and has 2 small children, knows Jonathan is a huge slut and sleeps with and grinds with as many girls as he can regularly. I know him personally and his ego is the size of Texas. He is a First Rate Asshole and treats people close to him like Sh**. He has no real friends because he is such a prick, but thinks he is a rock star. When the wife finally found out about the cheating, she not only invited Brittany into their home, but they both share her regularly. What is the problem here? They all live together with two toddlers. The wife is trying desperately to prevent him leaving her, because she enjoys not working. Jonathan is currently supporting both wife and girlfriend. They all deserve each other, but I feel bad for the kids.

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This Guy Is So Fine

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 163

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this guys pics on IG and he’s very attractive. His body is on point and his eyes are perfect, I kind of like the before all the tattoos but hey either way he’s a hottie, we need more hot men on TheDirty.

Eye color contacts for sure.- nik

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Thank You Playboy For Gemma Lee Farrell’s Delusion

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 105

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just want to thank the dying brand of Playboy for making this average girl Gemma, so damn full of herself like she is the hottest thing to ever breathe… nothing is special about her and she looks like every other girl out here.  Lame, c’mon girl be original.

That is the problem with brunettes, they all look the same and have zero personality.- nik

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Reality Check For Taylor

July 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tumblr attention whore heading to the “sex industry” (her words). This is Taylor, a 25 year old mother of 2 children (one infant, one toddler). She may or may not be married (she’s never clear). She started off on Tumblr as a “fat babe” and advocate for plus size women, positivity, acceptance, whatever. So, it’s clear she has gigantic breasts. They’re the size of size of her head, so this brought in a HUGE male audience to her blog. She’s only 5’1″ and her bOObs are pumpkins. Her poor back.  Men flock to her tumblr and spew out millions of compliments… about her boobs…. go figure. I had to unfollow due to her minions talking to her as if she’s a Queen and they’re her humble servants.  Taylor saw dollar signs in this audience, and has now started using mygirlfund to do cam shows, sells paintings she makes with her tits (?!!!!?), and will soon be making clips to sell. My agenda here is to give miss Taylor a wake up call. She wants all of this positive male attention, money, etc… Time to bring on some negative/REALITY to this gross girl as well.  Click here to see her breast… Make sure you didn’t just eat!!!

Two kids and taking these types of pictures… who raised you?- nik

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Joe Cip

July 18, 2014 Chicago, Miami 108

THE DIRTY ARMY: I Am A Drug Addict. I began this journey in my early teens. I experimentation with marijuana, alcohol, LSD and mushrooms. I was a train wreck waiting to happen.Then Jail, I stayed clean. After the jail I began the journey once more except I picked up cocaine, alcohol and crack. This was my addiction until my mid-twenties. I met my wife now and had to choose her over the crack and cocaine. I drank until I blacked out. Last may when I blacked out I injured myself in the process. I chipped a bone that hurt like hell. I had to stop drinking in order to take the pain meds. I have been taking pain meds ever since I over due things. One thing that I have learned about drug addicts from walking in and out of doors is \”We are not bad people- we are sick people trying to get well.” This is my story- just know that you are beautiful and worthy of a great life- if your detoxing or just hurting until your next just know that you are not alone…there are many of us who battle this everyday . Also I am a cheater. It’s like as soon as I start a relationship with a woman, I immediately try to cheat on her. It’s so fun and exciting. Every time I’m having sex with one woman I fantasize about the other. I’m a sociopath so I really don’t care about their feelings.I was with this one girl who was a 24yo virgin. I took her virginity and in the same day had sex with another girl. It’s like the more evil I can be the more pleasure I get out of it. I cheated on my ex wife so much that I lost count.

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