THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is a man in Miami who peasants whisper about. He has the soul of a stallion and the grip of a lion. Some people say they have seen him jump over 17 meters in distance. Supposedly he can fornicate three women at the same time using both his hands has weapons and his eyes have wizard powers. Nik may I introduce the legend that is Anwar.
Even his horse gets erect when ridden. Who is this guy?- nik
**Forget Fake Equis… this guy is my hero… someone please name him already.**
Top 10 names so far: Sir Prancealot, Fully Equipped, Flabio, Incredible Bulk, The Real Equis, Slayer, Catalina Wine Mixer, The Miami Butt Pirate, Greg Whisperer and Agent Orange