More Like Taz’s Minors

October 24, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miami has a messed up perception that the so called “Tazs Angels” is a modeling agency or something but if your in the music industry you know that they are all a bunch of Groupies and Bottle Rats that sell some coochie here and there. But for the most part, they are all broke but think they are famous because instagram followers, comments, likes… But that does not make them anything glamorous… These girls don’t even own a car! As good looking low life ghetto women they look forward to being at the best clubs every night in VIP section with athletes, rappers, or taz himself because they are hoes that will f*ck at the end of the night and put on a lesbian show for the boys. Well anyways, I wrote this to tell you that they recently added a girl to their “crew” who’s real name is Brenda and all my friends tell me that she is only 17 years old! They say she carries a fake Id but doesn’t need it because these girls don’t even get Asked for ID at Miami clubs. So Miami next time you pop bottles and have the angels come to your table, make sure you ask for ID or you’ll be giving alcohol to a minor and possibly having sex with one aswell.

Good looking out.- nik

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Bruna Lima’s Is A Liar

October 24, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 120


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate when these Instagram ”models” get ass implants or liposuction then post gym selfies as if they worked for it. Bruna Lima, PRIME EXAMPLE! She claims shes all natural but its so damn obvious she has disgusting looking ass implants that hang off her body. Bruna Lima if your reading this PLEASE sue your surgeon!

Now breast implants are not an option, they are mandatory. Bruna your body is not proportional.- nik

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Ashley Tejada Moved To Miami To Join Team Pretti

October 23, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Tejada she is from Texas but moved out to Miami to get pimped by a pimp named Young Lace. She strips and f*cks for money just to give all her money to her pimp. Her and all her sister wives. She works at the biggest whore house in Miami called Tootsies. It seems like that’s the commen thing now of days girls f*cking for money. Especially in Miami. She’s with Pretti Sicily from Miami too, no surprise.

Is she related to Miguel?- nik


Ashley Tejada Is The Real Deal

Ashley Tejada Is A True Celebrity

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Bottle Girl With A Law Degree

October 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 84


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jenn Foley another wannabe bottle girl who will never amount to anything. Get this, she went to law school but would rather pursue her dreams of carrying champagne bottles over her head for easy cash. She runs around claiming to be an attorney, problem is she never passed the bar – in any state. I doubt she passed the ethics test either considering her extracurricular activities. Men watch out, she has over $300k in debt and is clearly looking for an easy way out. Although she claims she wants to apply what she has learned bottle serving to her legal studies. I am still lost on how the two are even remotely connected. She stands high on her soapbox pretending to be an attorney for her friends (not allowed because she doesn’t have a license) but can’t even get simple facts straight. JD does not equal Esq. No wonder the law thing didn’t work out for her. How dumb do you have to be to go from law schools to being a bottom of the food chain bottle girl who has to put everything in her mom’s name. The saddest part is she is too dumb to be a lawyer and too ugly to make it in the club. That is Miami for you. Good luck making it holding alcohol over your head and leeching money out of your “clients.”

I love how fake Miami is. Feel me LeBron.- nik

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Is Business Doing Bad For Chewy

October 22, 2014 Chewbacca, Miami, The Dirty 194


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, business must be bad for Chewy. She has been rocking the same bikini in Miami for weeks. What is wrong with her sugar daddy? Why isn’t he buying her different ones?

I heard Chewy relocated to Miami…is this true?- nik

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Kristie Lynn Dicarlo

October 21, 2014 Miami 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear NIK, please put this lying, pos out of business for good.This is the most scandalous whore I’ve ever come in contact with. She married my into my fam for a year or so lied about being pregnant every chance she got, always “high risk pregnancy” or “twins” she then said the babies died at labor, then miraculously came back to life and the dr supposably lied. She’s no longer with my family member but on her facebook she has pictures of babies from Google images and calls that album the “Dicarlo tribe” every few months she has a new man she’s madly in love with and within a month she’s “pregnant” again. She shoots up,snorts up, and pill pops any drug she can get her hands on yet the worlds against her. She still has old pictures of my family member on her page and talks about how he still gives her problems. He’s got a Real daughter that he takes great care of, so he’s not worried or even concerned with her. Ha! What do you think of THis junkie NIK?

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What Is The Deal With Tazs Angels

October 21, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they’ve been posted before, but with Amber Rose recently calling out Angel Ashley Martelle on Instagram as her #womencrusheveryff*ckingday my curiosity spiked, this is the picture she put on her IG. Somebody in the DA has to have some dirt on these alleged escorts.. How much do they charge? Why do they live in a rental from Villazoo? What happened to their reality show??!!! What’s the deal with Taz and his angels? Ashley, keep making those videos!!!

Who cares. The Taz pimp game is common knowledge in Miami.- nik

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The Hungarian Stallion Norbert Dobi

October 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Norbert Dobi. He burned so many bridges in Miami he went running all the way to San Francisco. He is married (or dating) some rich girl but runs around Miami selling dreams to bottle girls. His latest one was some ancient girl that has a kid. He took her on yachts and told her he would be there for her, like he did to the rest of them, but meanwhile was living off his girl’s family’s money. I don’t think he even has a job. He follows Miami DJ Mednas around and takes pictures holding bottles that are free or wifey paid for. He even managed to get evicted from the Flamingo, now that is embarrassing. He played me like the rest of them – a warning ladies in Miami, and SF. He has a criminal record, no job and wife. Don’t be fooled by this loser impostor.

Norbert Dobi is a cool name. He should come out with a vacuum and name it after himself. Big money.- nik

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