This Guy Is So Fine

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 190

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this guys pics on IG and he’s very attractive. His body is on point and his eyes are perfect, I kind of like the before all the tattoos but hey either way he’s a hottie, we need more hot men on TheDirty.

Eye color contacts for sure.- nik

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Thank You Playboy For Gemma Lee Farrell’s Delusion

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 106

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just want to thank the dying brand of Playboy for making this average girl Gemma, so damn full of herself like she is the hottest thing to ever breathe… nothing is special about her and she looks like every other girl out here.  Lame, c’mon girl be original.

That is the problem with brunettes, they all look the same and have zero personality.- nik

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Reality Check For Taylor

July 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tumblr attention whore heading to the “sex industry” (her words). This is Taylor, a 25 year old mother of 2 children (one infant, one toddler). She may or may not be married (she’s never clear). She started off on Tumblr as a “fat babe” and advocate for plus size women, positivity, acceptance, whatever. So, it’s clear she has gigantic breasts. They’re the size of size of her head, so this brought in a HUGE male audience to her blog. She’s only 5’1″ and her bOObs are pumpkins. Her poor back.  Men flock to her tumblr and spew out millions of compliments… about her boobs…. go figure. I had to unfollow due to her minions talking to her as if she’s a Queen and they’re her humble servants.  Taylor saw dollar signs in this audience, and has now started using mygirlfund to do cam shows, sells paintings she makes with her tits (?!!!!?), and will soon be making clips to sell. My agenda here is to give miss Taylor a wake up call. She wants all of this positive male attention, money, etc… Time to bring on some negative/REALITY to this gross girl as well.  Click here to see her breast… Make sure you didn’t just eat!!!

Two kids and taking these types of pictures… who raised you?- nik

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Joe Cip

July 18, 2014 Chicago, Miami 112

THE DIRTY ARMY: I Am A Drug Addict. I began this journey in my early teens. I experimentation with marijuana, alcohol, LSD and mushrooms. I was a train wreck waiting to happen.Then Jail, I stayed clean. After the jail I began the journey once more except I picked up cocaine, alcohol and crack. This was my addiction until my mid-twenties. I met my wife now and had to choose her over the crack and cocaine. I drank until I blacked out. Last may when I blacked out I injured myself in the process. I chipped a bone that hurt like hell. I had to stop drinking in order to take the pain meds. I have been taking pain meds ever since I over due things. One thing that I have learned about drug addicts from walking in and out of doors is \”We are not bad people- we are sick people trying to get well.” This is my story- just know that you are beautiful and worthy of a great life- if your detoxing or just hurting until your next just know that you are not alone…there are many of us who battle this everyday . Also I am a cheater. It’s like as soon as I start a relationship with a woman, I immediately try to cheat on her. It’s so fun and exciting. Every time I’m having sex with one woman I fantasize about the other. I’m a sociopath so I really don’t care about their feelings.I was with this one girl who was a 24yo virgin. I took her virginity and in the same day had sex with another girl. It’s like the more evil I can be the more pleasure I get out of it. I cheated on my ex wife so much that I lost count.

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What Has Morgan Done To Her Face

July 18, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 77

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I give Morgan so much props.  She use to be one ok girl but now has transformed herself into this damn perfect beauty.  She has definitely had some face work done and I wanted to ask you what procedures do you think those are.

Her lips are too much. I decided.- nik

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Tell Me This Is A Joke

July 18, 2014 Miami, Tampa, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, please tell me this is not true?  Is Hulk Hogan really DJing now or is this one big joke?

The Hogan’s are making so much money on the EDM game right now… it is ridiculous. I blame Dave Grutman. All he does is make everyone else rich.- nik

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Taz’s Angel Catherine Porte

July 14, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 79


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s time someone posted about this piece of sh*t Catherine Portes alias TazsAngelsCat. She is in charge of the Miami based group who supposedly are escorts… Nik, this sperm guzzler deserves to be on here so other girls can watch out for the group. She preys on vulnerable young girls who are in that “party phase” flys them out to Miami to stay in a “rented” mansion. Shoves mollys and alcohol down their throats LITERALLY, then forces them to engage in sexual activity either for pleasure or PROFIT. She is a real scum bag. These poor young girls are being capitalized off of and manipulated. Her LOGO is “Broke n*ggas don’t deserve p*ssy” and “yo daddy wanna take me shopping”… She does not realize HOW STUPID and dumb she sounds half the time but the masses love ass and tits which is all she promotes on Instagram. They host at clubs in cities but thats only because of these two exotic middle eastern girls who have joined their clique last year also known as the SAYED SISTERS. If it were not for them this bitch would not be booked anywhere nor would her pimp be making money. LADIES BEWARE THESE GIRLS ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE 305, they only have WASHED UP industry guys like IRV GOTTI promoting them or that other LOSER from Terror Squad (Fat Joe look alike). NIK PLEASE PUT THIS BITCH ON BLAST FOR ME.

Is that a pyrite neck piece… looks fake to me.- nik

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Why Nose Before Boobs

July 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. So I wanted to ask you why you say nose jobs before +2′s. The reason I ask is because I’m planning on getting a breast lift and augmentation. When I was 18 I had a nice perky natural D cups, but as you know those sag and deflate with age. I’ve also broken my nose and now its crooked so I also want to get that done. I’ve put aside enough for a quality set of +2′s but after seeing this post I question if I should go for the nose first. I’m married so I’m not concerned about tricking a man with my massive +2′s. PS those are not my boobs in the picture. THANKS!!!! I appreciate your advice!

A guy will only look at your chest 13% of the time, the other 87% he is forced to look at your face. A real man loves to kiss a beautiful face.- nik


Lisa Marie Stop Texting My Boyfriend

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