THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Alex. He is the biggest loser in Fort Lauderdale. He has no friends b/c he is a real weirdo. He is soo creppy. I know a few girls that attempted to hook up with him and this guy has a Huge problem getting it up and keeping it hard! (TRUTH) You can find him on the beach with his GROSS hard nipples! EWW! Look at those things Nik, have you ever seen a guy with nipples like that?
He needs a nipple reduction stat.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet media wh*re Jennifer Nicole Lee. She is a cougar running around Miami thinking she is the hottest thing out here. Personally, she looks like Jessica Burciaga’s mother if you ask me. Yes, she is totally hot and fit, but needs to realize her age and maybe act like it. Wanted to see how hot you think she is Nik, especially with the talent here in SoBe.
She looks decent for a women in her late 40′s.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been thinking about where I want to finish school up at. I was torn between Miami and LA. I decided I’d go to the city with the hottest girls. These are some of the Miami girls that submitted themselves for the Maxim Home Town hotties contest….. if these are the hotties in Miami I’m definately moving to LA. They all look quite scary and like trash. What do you think?
Someone at Maxim needs to be fired. These b*tches are beat as hell. Why would they put their name behind girls like these… makes no sense.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik please put this douchebag on blast, he’s the one in black and white this is Michael mosqueda, he’s a typical miami LIV douchebag who pops mollies every weekend. He’s been a player since I could talk. Then met Karen and got wifed up for 4years. I’ve known her for years and want to publicly apologize to her bc he did cheat on her with me. Multiple times. This guy goes out leaves his girl at home and picks up chicks with Jandro Suarez who’s another std walking prick. They do drugs every weekend , and girls beware, bc these assholes are going to charm you with the fact they get in to every club in miami and can give you free drugs, nik miami is a raver town filled with douchebags but these walking stds on blast please
Player since you could talk…does that mean he chases LG’s.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this OLD WASHED up trout is: Stewie Rah Rah, he claims he’s the King of all fun. He’s 68 years old and still chasing 22 year old tail. Everyone close to this orange faced nut job says the guy can’t stop talking about his billion dollars-which he uses as a tool to lure the dumb young easy girls in. One of his greatest pick up lines is “hey I’m Stewie Rah, and I’m on the Forbes list!” Every time this crab bag idiot breaks up with one of his MANY sluts (yes they are sluts cuz they only use Rah and fuck everyone else) he makes there life hell, sends nasty emails to his “So called A Lister friends” sends threading phone calls, nasty texts, You name it, this fool will expose any hush hush secret he learned about you to the world to make you look like shit, cause he is a piece of shit! Everyone beware, Stewie is a bully and he controls masses with his money….can’t believe this nasty trout hasn’t been exposed on the dirty yet, Nic! Lets blast this fool and warn all the young ladies that he’s a scumbag and to steer clear from limp dick rah Rah
Face lift!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Steve B is running for mayor of Miami again. I’m surprised he is not on your site by now. I want your opinion if you think he has a shot. He came in 2nd last election. I smoke weed and love it. I think its great someone is trying to legalize it here but I think he makes pot smokers look bad and hes going to far with it. He has a rep. in Miami for taking underage girls out to clubs and giving them drugs, alcohol, etc. He is lucky he is always with the hottest chicks but he is a fake and hangs out with rich old dudes and pretends to be a high roller so girls think he is rich, when really he just makes youtube videos for a living. On top of it all he wants people now to give him money about the corruption in the political system and put a stop to it when he seems a little corrupted to begin with. He’s cool but not mayor material.
Met him once… he is a major name dropper and Sex Liar.- nik
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