Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Maria Iordan Is A Stunning Beauty

December 12, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 75

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman is absolutely stunning. Her name is Maria Iordan and deserves to be on this site. Unfortunately I know nothing about her and there are very few pics of her but maybe you or any of your loyal readers have some info on her. Her beauty speaks for itself…simply perfect but who is this woman and Where is she from? Is this the type of woman you like?

She is fat. JV please delete this post when it gets to page two. She is weighing me down.- nik



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Allison Lynn Fires Back At You Haters

December 11, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 122

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Allison Lynn wasn’t too thrilled about being on TheDirty so she fired back at all you haters.  Don’t hate on the girl cause her life is better than yours.

I like how she is pretending to be on Star Island.- nik

ALSO SEE:

Allison Lynn Has An Amazing Butt For A White Girl



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Desiree Rodriguez

December 10, 2014 Miami 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Desiree Rodriguez, her Instagram Is @gorgeous_dee . Used to be roommates this HO is so stupid.She abandoned her dog to go sell pussy on backpage . She really thinks she can be a model. She is just south miami garbage. EVERYBODY KNOW DIS HO SELL P*SSY.



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Bryan Alzate

December 10, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan, Miami 25

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Bryan Alzate. He thinks he is hot shit because he used to be a hard core drug addict when he was 14 and now is somewhat successful. he literally was smoking crack when he was 14 DISGUSTING. then he got clean at 17 and now at 24 hes become a total douchebag bag. He has all these folowers on his instagram “SHARON_NEEDLES” and he posts these retarded pictures of Pokémon cards, guns and money. half of his pictures aren’t even his ! Just because he’s friends with a few millionaires he thinks hes so cool, just look how stupid he looks ! Because he’s “in recovery” he doesn’t drink. At all! I saw him at a bar once and he ordered redbull the whole night WHAT A LOSER..



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How Does Gay Star Have Money

December 9, 2014 Dallas, Miami 37

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gay Star has been trying to take me on a date forever but I always thought he was fake rich. Lately it looks like he really does have money, he is wearing designer everything, flies private, hangs out with hot models, drives a Bentley and travels non stop. Should I go for it? Does anyone know how he has money? Is he a drug dearler? Pimp? or just a trust fund baby? Give me some details ladies.



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**UPDATE: Dan Bilzerian Gets Away With Assault In Miami

December 9, 2014 Fake Equis, Miami, The Dirty 1565

**UPDATE (12/09/14): Miami Beach police are investigating the incident at LIV. Bilzerian, 34, could face a battery charge and a civil law suit. Castano said she suffered an abrasion on her lower back and an eye laceration that left blood on her face after the kick.

**UPDATE (12/08/14): Police are now investigating Dan’s criminal actions – http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/09/dan-bilzerian-kicked-woman-face-pressing-charges-video/. In other news, Page Six is saying (according to Dan Bilzerian’s camp) – TheDirty.com is the reason Dan kicked the girl in the face. – http://pagesix.com/2014/12/08/the-king-of-instagram-gets-into-a-miami-brawl/

Exclusive statement from Dan Bilzerian justifying his actions for kicking a female in the face:

Dan Bilzerian Statement

Exclusive statement from the woman kicked in the face by Dan Bilzerian:

“Hey it’s the girl who got kicked in the face this is basically what happened — there were two girls standing next to me at the table that were fighting. People started getting shoved and I tried to separate them. Then Dan pushed me both off the banquette and once I fell he kicked me in the face. I wanted to file a police report and EMT checked my face I was bleeding from my eye but I felt fine and at that point I just wanted to go home. I really didn’t see how serious it was until I watched the video for myself. I’m lucky that the injuries weren’t worse. I did nothing to deserve that kick to head, I am gonna go ahead pursue legal action against him.”

Now the question remains: What will Miami PD do? Because we all know if Dan Bilzerian was black he would be in jail right now.- nik

**UPDATE: From what I was told the woman went to the ER at 5am. Cops came and questioned Dan and he flashed a police badge and they let him go. More details to come as story develops. I really hope the woman who got kicked in the face comes forward. I know there are images of her bloody face.- nik



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We Know That Isn’t Real

December 9, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 85

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to inform Morgan that we all know she got her ass done. She is so delusional that she really believes she got that working out… slow down girl, you were such a better human when you were normal.

I think she looks much better now than in the past. The upper lip still bothers me a little, but she has made improvements.- nik



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Brazilian Model Andressa Urachar In Serious Condition

December 8, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 34

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Brazilian BumBum model is in serious condition after having complications from her countless surgeries. Its very sad but she got an infection from too much gel being injected in her thighs. I wonder if this will calm down the obsession with plastic surgery among women. Especially after the Kim Kardashian photo shoot recently.

Big butts are dead in 2015. I decided.- nik



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