THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you watched the Miami vs. Chicago game 2, but this lady Filomena Tobias, is seen here flipping the bird to Jokim Noah. Oh, but there’s so much more! Tobias is best known as the drug addicted woman who divorced three times before marrying hedge fund manager Seth Tobias, whom she was then accused of murdering by her internet psychic. What the hell is wrong with this chick, I have no doubt if she had a knife on her, she would have murdered Noah.

Miami Heat fans have no class.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know what bro f*ck you and your lame ass website. We run it here in MB hottest couple! Let you b*tchs hate all you want. You will never have bodies like us. Jealous punk ass b*tchs. Don’t even have to so situps anymore because my body retains that sh*t. My girl is the hottest b*tch in town. You wish you could hit this. Don’t let me see you.

What happens if you see me? Soft.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, So I have been a fan for a while. The Dirty is my guilty pleasure. I have always been shocked that this creature has not been submitted yet. Allow me to introduce you to Jenny Scordamaglia (or scrotumaglia as we call her). Now, I’m sure she is a very nice person, but why, why, why, why is she dressed like that? Seriously, WTF?? She married some old dude (she was born in the late 80s, he is well over sixty…I checked the county marriage records.) He owns Miami TV, and of course she is VP…and also a TV host. Now lets be honest, she has a face meant for radio and a body to match. She wears these slutty clothes but does not have the body or face to pull it off. Her tits aren’t even friends with each other. The hand in opposite directions. I don’t even know where she finds these clothes. Do a quick Google search and you can find tons of nudes on her. She even did a naked TV segment (hosted naked) for the Heathens resort. Can someone please tell her to cover up?

Those outfits aren’t even remotely appropriate.  The things chicks will do to get noticed. Put a bra on! do those things chaff in your pits?  I’m assuming she’s also panty-less….sorry comment overload, she’s causing my fingers to twitch over the keyboard .- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve been a fan of your site for years now, and I love your honesty. This is Anthony Giorlando one of my friends used to date this loser. He thinks hes such a cool and chill dude but hes nothing but a loser. He still works for his daddy as a SECRETARY. He sells weed and he got arrested a few times for beating his ex girlfriend. I just want to warn all the girls in South Florida, he might seem like a chill and cool dude but he will take advantage of you, he WILL roofie you and blame it on the tequila and if you try to confront him he will probably lose his sh*t and beat you up too. I saw his ex after he got done with her, the poor girl had a broken finger, a busted lip and her whole body was bruised. Girls dont be fooled, this is a douchebag at its finest and he is a monster.

Never trust a man who leaves his top three buttons undone. Basic rule ladies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This old has been decided to leave Miami to attempt to bring the awesome vibe to Chicago. No offense, this might be a great move considering the ugly women that crawl Chicago. Problem, looking at the Zhantra girls from Miami to Chicago, the real beauty has fallen off. Nicole Peteraf is stuck in Disney Land with the old hippie ways of love all. She needs to look in the mirror and bite me. She has to be in Chicago because she is old as hell. No hate to her dancers, but WTF. No one will travel to Chicago and give these girls any respect or offers. Nicole, you are married, grow the hell up, and quit pretending to be young.

Looks like the drugs are really diluted in Chicago.- nik