Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Brazilian Model Andressa Urachar In Serious Condition

December 8, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 34


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Brazilian BumBum model is in serious condition after having complications from her countless surgeries. Its very sad but she got an infection from too much gel being injected in her thighs. I wonder if this will calm down the obsession with plastic surgery among women. Especially after the Kim Kardashian photo shoot recently.

Big butts are dead in 2015. I decided.- nik

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What Is The Connection Here

December 7, 2014 Fake Equis, Miami, The Dirty 125


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know FE pays to be in movies, most likely to hang with celebs too. But what is the connection here? I thought he preferred Pepsi and Viagra to the ganja. Never expected him to be kicking it with a couple of weedheads like Miley and Wiz. I guess he doesn’t discriminate on which drugs he does, depending on his “crew” for the night. Maybe he should smoke more often, take himself less seriously. And those legs… man those legs are hairy.

Dude LaserAway that leg hair bro, stop trying to plug your Armenian side.- nik

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What’s The Fuss About

December 6, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Trunks 76


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to get your true thoughts on trunks Mejia. There are tons of women out there that have bodies like this, but don’t feel the need to share their half nude photos with the world. People act as though she is the only girl with thick, toned thighs. I get it, she is pretty, but do girls really need to post these photos for men to think thicker bodies are beautiful?  Would you even consider this girl to be thick? When I think of thick… I think of Beyonce… Kim K….

Stop trying to sell me on Trunks. Her legs are not normal.- nik

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Kayla Ruiz

December 4, 2014 Ft. Lauderdale, Miami 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: Kayla nicole ruiz. Born sept. 1st 1993. Shes my gf but I recently found out that shes just a money using whore. She claims to have been raped when she was younger but truth be told she was actually in a relationship with her cousin and when peopke found out they were related she cried rape. Currently she lives off meand her mother here in pompano beach florida. She left her ex for me right after she killed their unborn child by doing a bunch of coke with me in the bathroom at her cousins house. ( I did not know she was pregnant.) Although we are together I thought Id put this out there so everyone knows who she truly is. If the head wasn’t so great id be gone by now. She tells me she loves me but come on lets be real shes a gold digger and wanted nothing to do with me until she found out I have a rich family

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I Was Never Pro-Plastic Surgery Until These Two

December 4, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was never pro plastic surgery but after seeing these bestfriends go from terrible to semi hot is remarkable. They don’t even look the like the same people anymore. I do feel bad for whoever they reproduce with though.

This is the reason professional athletes have ugly kids.- nik

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Valeria Orsini Is Perfection

December 3, 2014 Miami 9

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is a nanny for you. People say she’s an escort but I doubt it, just cause you hangout with Dan Bilzerian doesn’t mean you hook.  The girl is just perfection. Girls are always on her IG wishing they were her. I know you love your blondes Nik, enjoy.

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Chris Tracy Is Trying To Live The Life

December 2, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 71


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a guy named Chris Tracy that I went to high school with back in the day. Hadn’t really heard much about him much since then. But as of late, his Instagram account has been filled with just pictures of hot girls and celebrities he has partied with in cities such as LA, Vegas and Miami. I have two questions- 1) how does he know these people and 2) should I hate or should I love this guy for turning into one of those Instagram pricks who tries too hard to live “the high life”?

Congrats to Paris Hilton who is now DJing professionally in Miami. She will be a a top ten DJ by the end of 2015. Her push play skills are on point right now.- nik

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Miami Beware Of This Fake Millionaire

November 27, 2014 Dirty Mugshots, Miami 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Finally this scum bag needs to be posted. I am fed up of seeing him get away with everything. He was on the dirty previously for blowing his 4 million inheritance. Since then this scumbag has spent his time in jail, living off underage girls and living on drugs. He just got arrested for beating the shit out if his latest victim. He beat up every girlfriend he has and is still living off his ex who has even left the country to get away from him. Aaron Preston will make you think he has money but deep down he’s living on a couch at the flamingo off any underage girl that will let him. He will tell people he is getting another 4 millionaire and show them a bunch of fake paperwork that he has written on all his stolen Mac books. This guy is dangerous and I am fed up of people thinking he is cool, funny, nice guy when he is nothing but a degenerate, scum, woman beater who should stay locked up. He will steal your credit cards and try to look like a boss. Be warned Miami and girls don’t let him trick you.

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