EDM Scene Is Not All About Drugs

March 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 133 101,518 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, honestly it’s stupid bitches like these that post things like this that makes the EDM scene look horrible. I know myself and probably thousands of more individuals go to Ultra and other EDM events not to go and get f*cked up. Some of us actually have a love for the music and can go and dance the night/day away just having a couple vodkas or better yet even SOBER. Girls like these give us such a bad name. It’s not only about going and doing drugs. I have put myself through college and have a good education and a good job and yes I go to these events but I party smart and am not the one being a whore getting f*cked in the bathroom or over dosing somewhere. This is just disgusting.

Liar.- nik


Miami Music Week Is The Best

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We Need Hot Miami Girls

March 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 19 99,924 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happen to Miami? Especially South beach… the talent needs work.. Now that red bottom shoes are laughed at, all the hot women have moved. This is what we are left with.

I still think Miami is #2 rank in America when it comes to hot chicks.- nik

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Morgan Tyler In Miami

March 31, 2014 Chicago, Miami 22 6,542 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Great Nik. Morgan must be so proud of herself. Finally getting an opportunity to escort in Miami. Actually, the boyfriend she cheats on took her. Now we get to see countless self pictures of her plastic self. Her older pictures would make you barf. Let’s compare.

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Is Alejandra De La Fuente A Tranny Like Her BFF

March 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 14 102,357 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by the name of Alejandra De La Fuente and hangs with Jamie Love in Miami. Best I can tell she is a full time bottle rat/model/escort/whatever. I know that Jamie had his/her greg whacked off and wondered if she’s of the same species. And why the hell is she always standing on one leg?

She looks like a Mexican Flamingo.- nik

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Getting Down And Dirty At ULTRA

March 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 213 100,426 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this nasty girl doing a line off of some dirty, smelly snatch! Is there any hope for these two girls? This sums up ULTRA in Miami. I apologize for the heart, I’m a rookie.

Laced.- nik

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Has Anyone Heard Of DJ Paul Richard

March 30, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 187 96,797 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I ran into this guy Paul Richard in Miami and he told me how he was a huge DJ and he is here in Miami to work.  The whole time he talked to me, he was just talking about himself and how he has played everywhere all over the world, long story short, we hooked up.  Now, I’ve asked everyone if they have ever heard of him and NO ONE HAS.  What the hell, I thought I was hooking up with a successful DJ and he promised to give me some free traveling out of it.  Now he wont answer my calls.  Ladies be careful, he will lie to you.

Real DJ’s don’t wear wristbands.- nik

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Package Deal Ready For You

March 30, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Would You? 68 98,671 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I read your book and how you have an obsession with threesomes. How about this package for you? I can set it up.

Answer: No, the extra arm skin and dude face on the right. It wouldn’t happen even if I was single.

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I Hope My Boy Jamie Iovine Wakes The F*ck Up

March 30, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 256 102,718 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check this out… my good friend Jamie Iovine started dating Abigail Ratchford.  I thought she was a nice girl, until some random chick we were hanging out with told me how popular she is on your website and how you call her “The Office”… so I decided to do some research, because I don’t want my boy doing something stupid and marry some gold digger since he is so loaded cause of daddy.  Well after asking around and doing some research, my boy is making a huge mistake.  I found out from a few casting directors that everyone keeps telling her that she is 15 to 20 pounds overweight to do any modeling because she is almost 6 feet tall.  Then I come to find out she was desperately asking any guy with money to give her 19k for lipo and ended up sleeping with many of them that promised her the money, but she never got any money from any of them.  At this point, I don’t want to know more, I know enough to know Jamie is f*cking up with this one and needs to do some researching himself.  So I hope he reads this before it is too late.

Isn’t this the kid who tells everyone in Hollywood (mainly chicks) he owns Beats by Dre?- nik

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