Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Anwar Betrayed Us

November 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Anwar has been in hiding for a longtime. The once most interesting man on Instagram has been MIA. I did some research and found out that Anwar is engaged!! He getting married to a Russian dreamkiller. All this preaching about how great he is was all a lie. He let down a whole community of people that followed his every move. He wasn’t just another wanna be famous F-list celeb like Fake Equis, He was a movement. Anwar you betrayed us! You were supposed to our superhero. Superhero’s make sacrifices for the good of the people.You let us down and lied to us! You were bamboozled. RIP Anwar!!

Congrats and Kisses Anwar. I tole you is ok.- nik

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Jessica Canizales’ Body Has Held Up

November 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 80

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica Canizales hasn’t been posted in forever, so I wanted to update you guys. She is still in Miami “working” and doing lame photoshoots… but that body has stayed rocking. By her age many girls are expired but +2′s like that, she has managed to extend her prime time.

This girl is still alive? She must be mid 40′s by now.- nik

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Allison Lynn Has An Amazing Butt For A White Girl

November 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 209


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, wanted to ask you what you think about Allison Lynn’s butt? For a white girl in Miami, I think its off the chain. Rocking body, cute face and you can tell she is good at sex. Winning combo if you ask me.

Self post with a real butt.- nik

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We Should Name Sabrina The Horse Whisperer

November 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 51



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, since its looking like Sabrina is going to be a dirty celeb, we should name her ‘Horse Whisperer’.  She rides horses for a living and she is really good at it.  As you can see, she becomes one with the animal and makes it just 20 feet in the air like Michael Jordan.  What you think?

I’m still leaning towards East Coast Office.- nik


Sabrina Is Not That Special

Sabrina Martinez Is Laughing At You

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I Don’t Get Why Kathy Bentley Is So Full Of Herself

November 21, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think the speaker to her left is broke or bent. The girl is so full of herself, it is very disgusting. I would understand if she was hot or real, but this b*tch is all plastic and photoshop.

Do we really need two of you?- nik

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Amy Clarisse

November 21, 2014 Miami, Tampa 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alyssa from the classy state of Florida. First of all, she’s a single mother to a toddler. One would think that being a single mother, you wouldn’t be filtering through guys like they’re underwear. But no, this girl does. You can see on her IG (alyssaclarisse) that every two weeks she has a new guy that she brings around her child. Wouldn’t that be extremely confusing for a toddler? She doesn’t even care. She meets new men off of Tinder, proceeds to post pictures of them before sh’s even met them, (#mcm, etc.) and spew a bunch of shit how this is the only guy for her. Literally a week or so later, she starts talking a bunch of shit how she’s “purposefully single.” Can we touch on the fact that this girl is a huge bible thumper? This morning, she posted this huge rant on IG about how if a woman gets an abortion, you are sinning and a terrible person. She deleted the post, most likely due to backlash. Alyssa, if you are as religious and a “godly woman” as you say you are, why are you fucking ten thousand guys? You couldn’t be more thirsty for Greg if you tried. Oh, and you should probably take the confederate flags down off your walls you piece of trash. Please stop fcking embarrassing yourself.

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Taylor Brown’s Transformation

November 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 53


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell are these girls doing to their faces these days? This is Taylor Tannisha Brown, she’s 21/22 at the oldest, I know because we went to high school together. She started out as a mediocre at best Swedish girl, upped her value with decent +2′s, but completely ruined herself with the overdone lips, the nose job, and whatever she did to her chin. In some case, less is more and this is definitely one of those.

Taylor made herself look older.- nik

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Julz Is The Female Dan Bilzerian

November 20, 2014 Miami, Philadelphia 51


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who is this chic?  She throws parties in Miami and a good ones at that.  But can she make that much money? Where does she get that kind of money? She has pics with many celebs on her IG… do we know more about this female Bilzerian?

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