Coolest Guy In Miami

August 27, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 116


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with all these posers on Instagram? My father always told me rich people don’t show their money because that is a sign of weakness. This looks like weakness to me.

Those are definitely valet type shoes.- nik

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Stage 5 Clinger Alert

August 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 155

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Brittany has blown through all the friends she has in Miami and has moved on to stalking Lisa Hochstein. Maybe Dr. H will offer to trim down that camel toe Brittany had on display last weekend. Go back to Canada, you’re a fraud just like your fake fitness trainer husband. Everybody knows Vadim paid for you to be in that magazine.

I think I see a Greg.- nik

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Is It Worth It

August 25, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 120

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some advice. My cousin just started seeing the girl on the right. Unfortunately, when I was looking for a 3some while in Miami for business, these two were recommended to me for 3K. (Are these two chicks worth 3K for the night, btw?) Should I tell him? I’d rather stay out of it, but I feel he should know.

I’m not a fan of the nose on the left.- nik

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Red Bottoms Sell Condos On The Water

August 25, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the sliver of red on the inside of the heel of the models shoe. This advertisement is a banner on the fence surrounding a new condo development project called “Parasio Bar” scheduled to go up near the Biscayne waterfront in the Edgewater area of downtown Miami. In that pic she is outside, further down the fence she seems to be waiting in her condo for who? Sugar Daddy, John? There are other pictures depicting more wholesome lifestyle scenarios yet in at least one them the same Model/Hooker is still in the background. Welcome to Miami!

It’s great marketing to rich old dudes who want a Miami condo for their side strange.- nik

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Charlotte McKinney Per Your Request

August 21, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pictures of Charlotte… I have to admit. I’m very disappointed in her waistline…. looks weird right?

I’ve seen real pictures of her on World Red Eye. She is much better looking than Whale Wars, but nothing too special. She photoshops well.- nik

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Holy Butter Face

August 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Trunks 73

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, had to click unfollow after realizing this girl is nothing but a butter face. Great body but she has huge horse teeth, sounds like she is 12 years old, and is short as hell!!! No wonder she didn’t book any MIAMI swim week shows. Only the real models do. Stick to being an Instagram model sweetheart.

Hers legs though.- nik

**People are crazy.  I would wife Trunks faster than she can say Yes.- JV

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Brittany Rozak Thinks Everybody Is Jealous

August 19, 2014 Miami 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, somebody needs to put this troll in her place. She thinks everybody is jealous of her. She married a guy that had already nailed every bottle rat in Miami because she thought he had money. That’s nothing to be proud of. How embarrassing that she is forced I be nice to all the girls he slept with before he met her. They are both miserable with each other and she is only happy when he buys her things she can brag about on Instagram.

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Former Cat Lady Rachel Greenan Is Doing Great

August 19, 2014 Charlotte, Miami, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachel Greenan former Lady Cat we all know how much you love them! She’s traded up from the NBA to the NFL and is now in Miami as as Dolphins Cheerleader to me she wasn’t anythjng speical before. This girl has done serious work on her body and over all image since she’s been in Maimi and I’m thinking she’s not so bad now she’s lost that trailer trash look and looks like she belongs with all the other maimi chicks. I’m sure she’s just as stupid as before though I wouldn’t want to hear her speak. As long as she keeps her mouth shut she seems to be at least average or a little above these days though. See girls getting out of sh*tty Charlotte can really do you some good!

I don’t like her nose. It still reminds me of Charlotte.- nik

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