Who Is The Best

July 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 99

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick who calls her self a “coach” recently posted a side by side of her and someone who far succeeds her as a whole regardless of a tape or not, with a caption “Kim vs ME: who is the best?” I commented, along with dozens of other people saying “Kim is the best because shes not comaparing herself and youre supposed to empower people..” she must have deleted about 20 comments that said Kim and left all the comments that said she is the best and bashed Kim. What a fake, here I follow this chick for fitspo and she wants to call herself a coach who empowers people, yet shes edits her comments to look in favor of herself, and took the time to buy that outfit, take a photo in an identical pose and put the hashtag #confidence in an attempt to compare and invite attacks on someone else which is juvenile and stupid. Kardashian or not… so since Bruna Costa CANNOT DELETE THE POLE HERE, between these two, who everyone thinks is “The BEST.” Hey Bruna, you get what you give.

My vote is for Kim.- nik

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Someone Has To Know

July 30, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 469

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, don’t want to bore you with all the details but I need some help here.  Long story short, I met this girl at a club and we hit it off.  Ended up coming back to my condo and we had sex, she said she was on her period and that we could only have anal sex, so I did and it was awesome, I even went to breakfast in the morning.  Well, she told me she had no IG and I came across her IG and all the people she follows are mainly hot trannies so now I’m freaking out, is she one?  Does anyone know?  Because I cannot ask any friends, cause if they find out, I will never hear the end of it.  Please email me back if you know, or please post this is Miami. I need to know.

Can someone help a brother out?- nik

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Another Dirty Girl In Miami

July 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trashy bitch has been seen around Miami in numerous lounges and clubs with her “rich friends” and their drugs. She already has one kid and guess what Nik? She has a boyfriend in New York. But that apparently doesn’t stop her from being with other men. She is a gold digger. She messes around with any NFL player in town. She does nothing but post her possessions on IG THAT OTHER MEN BOUGHT FOR HER. She recently got a boob job and last told me she wanted her lips done.

Who is taking care of her child?- nik

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Sword Case Needs Some Touch Up

July 28, 2014 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Sword Case in Beach Bunny’s show last week. As you can see it looks like her Plastic Surgeon needs to make a couple touch ups.

Wow, Sword Case looks terrible. I had a bunch of buddies sitting front row for this show and they said Beach Bunny had the ugliest girls this year. I blame the hair and makeup staff.- nik

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Who Is Monica Ambrosio

July 28, 2014 Chicago, Miami, The Dirty 102


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl ‘Monica Ambrosio’ posts a bunch of pictures on facebook yet almost seems that no one commenting knows her and the only picture she ever takes is with her cousin, ‘Natalie Cerello’, who also has a very similar and sketchy Facebook account. She never checks in anywhere, never has any friends around her besides her cousin, is frequently in Miami, doesn’t look employed and I have never, ever seen her or her cousin out before. Who is this girl? I smell catfish.

Monica Ambrosio is really good at sucking in.- nik

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Is Mike The Best Rapper In Miami

July 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 211

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong since the Dirty Scottsdale days. I love all the truth that you bring and the world needs more people like you. Anyway, I moved here to Miami from Scottsdale about 3 years ago and I can honestly say this city is awesome in everything that it offers. The one drawback it does have, like with any popular city, is the amount of delusional douchebags residing here. I mean I thought Scottsdale was bad but these guys take it to an all new level here. Take this guy for instance, Mike “Mortal Mind” Deluca Tuddenham. I see this guy everywhere and I can’t help but laugh at him because he is an utter joke. Every time I see him I just think “Wow why haven’t I seen this guy on The Dirty?”. Apparently he is a rapper, works in real estate, and deals in exotic sports cars. He has a bunch of retarded videos he posts on YouTube and other sites but this one had me laughing so hard here is the link I’ll let you and the DA be the judges. The bored looking, wannabe, music video model is his girlfriend. Please make this guy a Dirty Celeb!!!

Where can I buy this guys album? Mortal Mind > Jay Z.- nik

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Dumb Ass Gold Digger

July 22, 2014 Hollywood, Miami 15



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sorry but I can’t be the only person that thinks this gold digger is actually ugly as hell! Bug eyes and skinny ass legs and some ridiculous +2′s… I mean everything in this girls life is weed and money… She swears she is Miami’s hottest but end of the day, she isn’t even hotter than the trannies down here.

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Justin Bieber’s New Girlfriend

July 21, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 138

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Yovanna and this is the new girl that JB is trying to make Selena Gomez jealous with.  She really reminds me of Chantel Jeffries and personally I don’t find her attractive… end of the day, what the hell did JB ever see in Selena?  She is disgusting little Mexican midget.  I don’t get it.

Selena Gomez is way hotter than this chick.- nik

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