I Can’t Believe Brittany Rozak Is 24

August 14, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 91

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brittany Rozak is another Miami slore, she’s 24! But looks much older, she filters all her photos on IG to look flawless and perfect but in real life she’s ugly as hell! She posted a picture from (recent trip) far away and I guess forgot to filter it and u can see all lumps, cellulite and sag in her side boob and ass! Those bitches won’t learn! She’s married to that Tool who used to date Morgan Osman lol Vadim .. Gross!

She looks 34 to me.- nik


Brittany Rozak Is So Desperate

Brittany Rozak Is One Miami Hottie

Basic Brittany Is Getting A Green Card

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Does No One Remember Morgan Brittany Before The Plastic Surgery

August 14, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 99

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since Morgan is constantly being posted on here, can we please just show the world and remember what Morgan Brittany looked like before all of the plastic surgery and fillers and Instagram fame? Everyone claims she is the hottest in Miami, but does it really count when you see what she looked like in her Bad Girls Club days? Don’t be fooled, whoever wifes her and has children with her will end up having Hispanic sasquatches, because they aren’t going to come out already botoxed and fake like Morgan. Comparable to Kim K and Spanish Nanny…. The fassaud is great, but the truth will be in the children, terrible, terrible gene pools.  I’ll let DA be the judge, but googling Morgan and seeing what she looked like before totally ruined her beauty for me.

Thank God for plastic surgery.- nik

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Who Is Worse: Dreamkillers or Bottle Rats

August 13, 2014 Miami, Scottsdale, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off let me say that I have been “Dirty Army Strong” since the days of Dirty Scottsdale. It has been incredible seeing what you have built and being able to add my five cents in the form of posts from time to time. I am submitting this today as I need alittle help or should I say guidance from the General of the Dirty Army Nik Richie. I have been dating a Dreamkiller for several years and she defines how bad dreamkiller’s are, she caused me more problems then I care to discuss. Long story short I kicked her out of my Condo yesterday and told her to piss off for good. In getting back to being me I booked a flight to Miami for next weekend to attend one of my boys Bachelor Party. Today I talked to the best man about what the plans are and needless to say I am disappointed. They made reservations at sh*tty restaurants but more importantly sh*tty clubs that I have would never set foot in. Do to my poor decision of trying to make a whore a housewife I have been out of the game in Miami for a few years and no longer have contacts. I want to make sure Saturday night is a night to remember for my boy but more importantly I want to party my Ex out of my mind as I find a new piece with perfect +2′s in Miami. As a dirty soldier I wanted to ask if you have a recommendation for us on Saturday night and if you have someone you could recommend I contact to make reservations as I want a hassle free night and to party like Nik Richie. I appreciate the help and keep doing what you do best and keep putting the D-bags on blast. We ride together, we die together, Dirty Army for life!!!

I think I missed your party. No matter where you guys go make sure you end up at E11even Miami. And congrats on ditching the DK, I can tell you from experience… it’s not easy.- nik

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Gucci Girl Should Change Her Name To Ugly Girl

August 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 57

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, pornstar/sugar baby Nadia Noir aka GucciGirl is f*cking insane.  She thinks she is all that cause her Sugar Daddy is a weirdo who sleeps with trannies. She is so dumb that she doesn’t realize he keeps her around to save face.  She looks like a tranny but everyone knows she is a girl, so its perfect for her Sugar Daddy. Enjoy those old saggy balls and make sure you don’t catch the DRD boo.

Can the DIRTY ARMY submit some real people? I’m so sick of all these hookers.- nik


How Do Ugly Girls Like GucciGirl Find Such Rich Men

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Alexa Is Not Fat

August 12, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 240


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone said IG vixen Alexa that she is a fat little midget and thats why her boobs are so big… Um no, checkout the pic in the bikini. She looks good right? For being 4’9, she is stunning.

Is that Kendall Jenner behind her?- nik

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Would You Pay for It

August 12, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, Miami 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: I Meet this PROSTITUTE name Melena, Her vagina had a fishy kind of smell I was with this prostitute and she started fingering herself on the floor. A strange smell came from her vagina when she was doing this. I don’t know if this was the lubricant, or a sign she had a drd. The smell was hard to describe. It kinda did smell fishy. But it was more of something else I can’t describe. It kinda put me off. Is it pretty normal to have a strong smell. Or is this a sign that some infecion or std could have been present? I also fingered her with my index and middle finger. My middle finger had a crack in the skin by the nail. Does this put me at risk of catching an infection?. Thanks.

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I Get Why Chantel Jeffries Is So Famous

August 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m baffled like most people why Chantel Jeffries is still so relevant but it hit me the other day.  She totally looks like a tranny and since trannies are so popular these days it is the only explanation that makes sense… Right?

I was thinking it was her eyebrows that kept her in the game. I do have to say Chantel’s new +2′s look pretty solid.- nik

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Yup Rachel Haas Is A Phony

August 7, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 68


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m so happy someone posted Rachel Haas on The Dirty. Not only does this chick stalk celebrities you can find her stalking peoples cars. Rachel goes around Miami pretending to get out of all these high end cars like she owns them. Bitch please. You don’t drive a Bugatti.

Brunettes never take pictures in the vehicles.- nik

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