Inflated Ego, Chelsey Novak

June 26, 2014 Ft. Lauderdale, Miami 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Why is this girl so followed? Aside from Being butt ugly, she is so dumb!:( lord if this girl is really followed by the masses I am scared for the future generation. Gross. Just plain stupid.

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Will Erick Morillo Stay Sober

June 25, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, now that Erick Morillo is fresh out of rehab and DJing again, what is the under/over on his sobriety? I give the guy 3 months before a needle is back in his arm.

He needs to charge his profession or he will die. You can’t be in an environment with constant temptation and expect to stay sober for the rest of your life.- nik

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Dude Looks Like A Lady

June 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 68

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is model Krystin Hagenor.  Having a hard time figuring out if she is a full girl or a tranny.  Not sure cause down here in Miami it is very easy to get tricked. So, I wanted to ask you what you think?

I can’t tell if that’s camel toe or balls?- nik

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Lorena’s Fake Boobs Are Not Great

June 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 57



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lorena seems to think she has these amazing +2′s but I beg to differ.  I don’t know if they just haven’t settled in, but they almost look like a buff guys pecks you know?  What you think?

I’ve never seen anything so square in my life.- nik

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Jenny One n Only

June 17, 2014 Miami 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is jenny or jennyoneandonly on Instagram this Thot strips in a lo class strip club she only works day shift because she has gargoyle teeth and dick breath cause she’s always sucking dick and knows the young guys from night shift will tell her the cold truth .nik you will never see this Thot smiling not even on Instagram all her photos are with her mouth close but it gets worse she does VIP aka (has sex for money)and word in the club is that she gots a rotten fish pssy I was unaware until one day I got on stage with her to make some extra cash & the smell of rotten fish was unbearable!!! I’ve never smelled such a smelly smell and she had clothes on so imagine with out clothes poor customers they don’t know what’s waiting for them here fish fishy instead of jennyoneandonly it should be jennyfishandonly I still can’t get the smell out my nose excuse me while I throw up beware of jennyfishandonly if you ever in Miami Nik What do think about this Thot

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The Goose Still Has No Life

June 13, 2014 Goose, Miami 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this so called “model” in Miami, Erika Underwood, thinks she is some trophy wife. I’ve recently seen her on a site where she talk about being too busy modeling than instructing pilates! Lol she does these fake ass “tv interviews” on low budget shows that no one has heard of, talking about going in vacation in Mexico… when I followed her on FB I noticed she is constantly pictured there but no one else in the pictures with her. The guys can’t be photographed. I don’t know how she makes living, but I wouldn’t pay to see her in a magazine. I guess when you’re busy “modeling” you don’t have the attention span to teach Pilates. What a genius!!

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Fantacy 666

June 13, 2014 Miami 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this stripper from Miami looks great from the outside but her inside is infected she has drd and gave it to me I’m here to expose her because she doesn’t tell nobody and takes medication so you won’t see no signs of the bumps she’s a dirty whore that sucks cocks for $30 and has sex for $50 if you have $40 she might work a deal with you she has a great ass she wears the implants we’ll takes the focus out of that man face and the photoshop hides those herpes on her lip but she can’t hide it in her mug shot kleptomaniac she hides those tits because they look like two airless balloons someone get her a push-up bra !

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I’m A Straight Male And Still Have Sex With Transgenders

June 12, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 1312


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all you guys need to stop bashing on Casper Smart; as a straight male that is married, I can tell you first hand that when you sleep with a tranny it is not GAY, but if you are sleeping with a man that is GAY.  I have been married for 7 years and twice per year I treat myself to having sex with a tranny.  If I was gay, I would be booking guys but booking someone that has boobs, automatically makes me straight and not gay.  Yes, you can only have anal sex but when your wife doesn’t give you any?  You have to go out and get it.  And these days, a lot of tranny girls are way hotter than girls born girls.  So until one of you have tried it, don’t knock it.  It is the best sex you will have.

I don’t know. Greg on Greg is still Gay to me.- nik

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