Sunday 26th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

The Wildabeast of Deltona, Florida

May 1, 2013 Miami, Would You? 4 6,363 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Big fan of your site. Someone really needs to put this slut on blast. I know how you love chick tattoos ( HA HA HA!) She’s a 24 year old hair stylist with a two year old child- but you wouldn’t know it since the only pictures she posts are Myspace style ‘Photoshoots’ of her nasty tattoos, disgusting hair and makeup and her flat ass. Don’t go near this girl. You can practically smell the disease’s from the picture. Even though we already know the answer… Nik, Would you?

That could be a guy, a chick would be able to push-up more then that.- nik



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South Florida Trash

April 30, 2013 Dirty Horses, Miami 12 7,125 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Stephanie Bernota and her friends go to clubs liv.. mynt. every other night of the week to scout out what guy they can bang for the night to make the next dollar. She claims to make the money from modeling but lets get real this is a classic south florida slut.

Looks like a bottle rat to me..- nik



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Douche Bag Dealer

April 29, 2013 Miami, Orlando 63 9,928 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this douchebag name of HAROLD LOZANO He is a full time drug dealer that preys on girls new to the club scene .ripped me off this summer when I fronted him money (I know, genius on my part) and today he just texted me saying “got that blackberry kushhh” or something (he makes up strains all the time. It can be pretty funny actually) ANYWHO how do I go about getting the 2 grams he owes me? I texted him all the time asking him if he was good and now he says he is but I think he’s going to ignore me again. Any tips would be splendid N**GA He sleep around He doesn’t want to use a condom .First off, make sure he’s tested for drds before you sleep with him I’m sure he probably didnt use them with other girls.is a turn off but u need to stand ur ground because u don’t need to come up preg, drd, other **S or God forbid end up with A**S!!! He spend 1 Year in PRISON he said he spent his time in protective custody writing a screenplay, Warrant was issued for his arrest on aggravated assault charges in ORLANDO he has also been arrested for burglary, assault, drug possession he had been arrested 15 times



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Marvin Watson aka Messy Marv

April 29, 2013 Miami 9 5,635 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This weirdo I was dating done flip the scrip and asked me to bend him over and hit him with a strap OMG!!! I was like WTF this want to be rapper is really a undercover brother YES!! I feel dirty after being with him I went straight to the clinic and thank god everything was negative.. I wonder if this is the reason he got ran out the BAY in Cali all I can say is ladies beware this guy jacks promoters and is always scared to be out in public!!

Dudes blowing smoke, that jewelry is from his kyosk at the mall.- nik



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More Of Taz’s Angels

April 26, 2013 Miami 5 7,780 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, here are the Taz’s Angels… no strangers to TheDirty. I just don’t get it because it’s basically a bunch of butterfaced escorts with no boobs and cellulite asses living in one, unfurnished house together and making club appearances and twerk videos here and there. The pictures of of Leena Sayed (the skinnier one) and her sister Ruby Sayed.  They’re two average looking Afghan girls from Queens, New York who starting prostituting on the low, and eventually upgraded to escorting for Tazs Angels. What sickens me is they used to be in the military serving our Nation, and now they’re blowing random douche bags for a few bucks. They’re seriously a disgrace to their community. Don’t even get me started on the rest of the Tazs Angels who run a Tazs Angels “bootcamp” when clearly none of them are in good shape.

I’m not into Rap Video chicks.- nik



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Trunk’s Needs To Retire From “Modeling”

April 25, 2013 Miami 4 9,553 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really just dont get it. Why does everyone and their mother think they can be a model in Miami? THIS is NOT modeling, THIS is sticking your fat ass in the air. Ladies in Miami, STOP posing for photos thinking its going to get you on the cover of vogue.This will never be in any editorial magazine because its truly white trash at its finest. Trunks needs to find herself a ball player and retire.

Nice Trunks. Those legs are getting thicker by the month.- nik



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