Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

The Most Vain Person In Miami

November 4, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 35


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, another Canada transplant to Miami Beach who lives off her looks. I’m so sick of these Canadian women coming down here and using their breast implants as leverage. This girl is the worst. I hung out with Oksana Rykova for two days and I kid you not in those two days she took about 300 pictures of herself and she made me take about 50 of those 300. Yes I’m Go Pro and proud, but I hate when women love the mirror more than a man. Oksana had to be posted, maybe this will be your wake up call.

Her face has older features…so not a bad body for a woman in her late 30′s.- nik

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I Hate Liars

November 2, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 188

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl claims her ass is real but there is no way it is.  A few months ago, it looked nothing like that.  I would send a picture before but she deleted them all from her IG.  Just be honest girls, I don’t get why no one lies about +2′s.

I’m more concerned about the metallic butterflies on her wall. Why?- nik

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Jessica Dolan Doesn’t Want Miami To Know

October 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 108


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterday we crowned South Beach 2014 30k Millionaire German Beneditti. The few nights Fake Equis was in South Beach German rounded up his crew of bottle rats and he partied with a well known Escort porn star named Jessica Dolan. She is the one in the white dress in all of the party pics. Too bad Jessica doesnt realize she is nothing more than a slab of roast beef on clearance at the Piggly Wiggly deli who’s expiration date has long come and gone. This girl not only has slept with half the promoters of Miami but is in a porn where she takes DP. Jessica tries to keep this secret and doesnt like Miami to know the truth, but it happened. I am sure the Dirty Army can dig the video up, Jessica your parents must be proud.

Let me guess, she gets free dinners at Scarpetta.- nik

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Grace Is Back At It

October 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, GRACE THE MOM IS AT IT AGAIN!!! She just recently got another lip injection so she had better DSL! Also Noel is at home with grandma ONCE again. Stop telling people a guy bought you your purse, after all we know you paid for it with ur money while using Foodstamps for food for Noell! Great job way to go number one mom!

These girls need to move to Atlanta, their body types would do well there.- nik

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German Benedetti Is The 30K Millionaire Of Miami

October 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 232



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my second post from South Beach honoring your upcoming visit Nov. 1 belongs to German Benedetti. This guy literally was licking Fake Equis nut sack the entire week he was visiting Miami. As you can see he is nothing more than an entry level promoter with grandeur dreams of being the next Purple. His social media posts brag about bottles, models (more to come on this in the next post later this week), and money which really confuses me because he doesnt have any money. I think we should ask German to be our drink attendant on Saturday and keep the glasses full of ice and the limes fresh.

I thought German was a busboy. That’s what JoJo told me.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Miami Invasion This Weekend

October 28, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


It’s called multi-tasking. I plan to spend most of my night at SET — buy me a bottle (Vodka preference 50 Bleu, Tequila preference 1942, Champagne preference Ace of Spades) and I will remove your post from TheDirty. I love you Miami…see you this weekend. [Click here to book a table next to me].- nik

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Hottest Black Girl In Miami

October 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 484


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and the dirty army. I need your help. I need to know who this is. She is the only black woman I have ever found sexually attractive. I would literally give her my bank account. All I know is that she is originally from Canada and speaks French. I need a name and an address to send flowers. I would leave my family for her in two seconds. I go by Gary G in comments, thank you.

She actually looks decent in the chest area.- nik

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Her Ass Injections Are Failing

October 27, 2014 Miami 2

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, she’s from Miami has illegal ass injections that are drooping to her thighs.  Her face looks like a man, I don’t know who will take this man face home.  She loves to post how much she’s ballin but reality is she’s broke as f*ck who wastes all her money on Pepsi.

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