Is This an Escort

June 12, 2014 Las Vegas, Miami 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: My friend hooked up with this girl. she has all of the characteristics that lead to working girl. all of her friends on facebook are vip hosts of this or that, pilots of private jets, “models”, etc… she travels yet no one is in the pictures with her, she has fake modeling pictures (she is not ugly but def not model material). Although there are no red bottoms, I want to prove to him that this girl is no good and nothing but a play for pay. Maybe she is a low budget, undercover prostitute. She goes by “Nadia”, is Russian, claims to live in Miami but im pretty sure she travels to vegas to “work”. Can anyone fill in the blanks with this girl”?? As much as i don\’t want to be right. I think I am. Please help.

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Homewrecker Ismary Barrios

June 10, 2014 Miami 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: My husband cheated on me with this dirty, disgusting tranvestite looking whore. I’m over the fact that he cheated, they both can be together. Now, it’s a personal issue. This piece of Cuban scum knew that he was married and knew about me. I even saw pictures of them together with him still wearing his wedding ring. She is a gold digging bitch who tries to get anything out of a man before sending his ass home to their wives. She even has a young son which is very sad. Her name is Ismary Palacio Barrios. She is from Miami, Florida… You can find her working at many of the dirtiest, who risk bars in Miami.

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Barbara Palvin Is The Hottest Woman On Earth

June 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 67

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres a picture of Barbara with no editing and makeup, I still think she looks gorgeous and 100 times better than some of the other chicks you’ve said yes to before… like Silver Dollar!!!

I said yes to Silver Dollar in her prime and upside down. Relax… why is the jawline off? The right side doesn’t match the left. That is not a good sign.- nik

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Please Explain The Renee Somerfield Craze

June 9, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with Renee?  She is blowing up all over blogs around the world and her social media followers are going through the roof. I’m just having a hard time understand why?  She looks very basic to me and nothing really sets her apart from any other girl.  Help me out here… the second picture is no photoshop. Moles and real boobs? Come on people.

Her body is on point. Very 2013. She does need to LaserAway that leg tattoo, it deducts a lot of points.- nik

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This Chick Stole my Watch

June 9, 2014 Miami 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Miami beach

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Does Mr. West Know How Ugly His Kid Is Going To Look

June 9, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 327


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hairy monster must have lasered the hair on her back and butt cheeks as well. I’m scared to know what her hairy starfish looked like. She would put Chewbacca to shame. Kim definitely looked like she had stage 5 stank as well while hanging out with the other homely kids. The sad thing is she still manages to be repulsive today.

I want to say her chin is the only old product left on that face, but I’m still not 100% sure.- nik

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No One Will Take Lisa Morales Serious

June 8, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 118


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you can see Lisa Morales has one banging ass body, but no one will take her serious because of one thing and that is the mole on her stomach.  Like girl, get that thing removed, it totally takes away from those amazing abs you have cause no one can look past the mole.  Nik, I know you have to agree with me on this?

I agree, the mole is all I see. Does it have a name?- nik

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What Do You Think About Get Fit and Thick Workout

June 8, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 35

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nicole Mejia, Brisfit, Carley, and Muscle Farm Crossfit are all featuring exercise classes every Sunday, starting at 11am. These classes bring sexy locals to the venue, where they are able to workout and bask in the sun. Attendees include Claudia Sampedro, Nicole Mejia and Tiffany Upshaw.  I wanted to ask you what you think about this whole “Get Fit and Thick” workout?

Where do I sign up? I would love to see how Trunks maintains her Trunks.- nik

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