Is It Worth It

August 25, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 120

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some advice. My cousin just started seeing the girl on the right. Unfortunately, when I was looking for a 3some while in Miami for business, these two were recommended to me for 3K. (Are these two chicks worth 3K for the night, btw?) Should I tell him? I’d rather stay out of it, but I feel he should know.

I’m not a fan of the nose on the left.- nik

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Red Bottoms Sell Condos On The Water

August 25, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the sliver of red on the inside of the heel of the models shoe. This advertisement is a banner on the fence surrounding a new condo development project called “Parasio Bar” scheduled to go up near the Biscayne waterfront in the Edgewater area of downtown Miami. In that pic she is outside, further down the fence she seems to be waiting in her condo for who? Sugar Daddy, John? There are other pictures depicting more wholesome lifestyle scenarios yet in at least one them the same Model/Hooker is still in the background. Welcome to Miami!

It’s great marketing to rich old dudes who want a Miami condo for their side strange.- nik

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Charlotte McKinney Per Your Request

August 21, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pictures of Charlotte… I have to admit. I’m very disappointed in her waistline…. looks weird right?

I’ve seen real pictures of her on World Red Eye. She is much better looking than Whale Wars, but nothing too special. She photoshops well.- nik

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Holy Butter Face

August 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Trunks 73

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, had to click unfollow after realizing this girl is nothing but a butter face. Great body but she has huge horse teeth, sounds like she is 12 years old, and is short as hell!!! No wonder she didn’t book any MIAMI swim week shows. Only the real models do. Stick to being an Instagram model sweetheart.

Hers legs though.- nik

**People are crazy.  I would wife Trunks faster than she can say Yes.- JV

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Brittany Rozak Thinks Everybody Is Jealous

August 19, 2014 Miami 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, somebody needs to put this troll in her place. She thinks everybody is jealous of her. She married a guy that had already nailed every bottle rat in Miami because she thought he had money. That’s nothing to be proud of. How embarrassing that she is forced I be nice to all the girls he slept with before he met her. They are both miserable with each other and she is only happy when he buys her things she can brag about on Instagram.

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Former Cat Lady Rachel Greenan Is Doing Great

August 19, 2014 Charlotte, Miami, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachel Greenan former Lady Cat we all know how much you love them! She’s traded up from the NBA to the NFL and is now in Miami as as Dolphins Cheerleader to me she wasn’t anythjng speical before. This girl has done serious work on her body and over all image since she’s been in Maimi and I’m thinking she’s not so bad now she’s lost that trailer trash look and looks like she belongs with all the other maimi chicks. I’m sure she’s just as stupid as before though I wouldn’t want to hear her speak. As long as she keeps her mouth shut she seems to be at least average or a little above these days though. See girls getting out of sh*tty Charlotte can really do you some good!

I don’t like her nose. It still reminds me of Charlotte.- nik

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Fulltime Party Girl And Alcoholic Karinna Revoredo

August 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how could my normal girl Karinna Revoredo become a drug addict in Miami Addicted to cocaine and Heroine. I’ve always known my girlfriend used cocaine, but as far as I knew, it was purely recreational. A few months ago, my girlfriend decided to come clean about her usage after an embarrassing night with her girlfriends. During the girls night out, she got sick from alcohol and blow, threw up and became incredible sad and emotional in front of her girlfriends (some of which she was just getting to know). Needless to say, she was embarrassed and recognized the need to talk to me about it. She told me that she does blow pretty frequently. This began to explain the fact she was always broke, ran random “errands,” and was often anxious, depressed and overly emotional. She expressed a desire to get clean. She flushed her bag of coke down the toilet. She said she was ready to change. I was also ready to help. The next day, I called all around town for free counseling/clinic options. The ones that seemed like the best, required that she make the appointment herself. I gave her all of my research and told her exactly who to call. She said she would call that week… she never did. She said she didn’t want to be in a group and that she wanted to see a psychologist, but she has no health insurance. I suggested she delete the numbers for her dealers she agreed, but never did I told her that she needed to discuss this with her closest friends to help create a better life.

You can’t fix a person who doesn’t want to be fixed. Let Karinna be broken.- nik

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Pachi Lake Is Miami’s Most Infamous Gold Digger

August 18, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 62


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this gold digger hasn’t been posted. Pachi Lake, Miami Beach’s most infamous gold-digger looks like Pete Burns (post surgery of course). What can I say about her? Been with every guy? Check! Burnt every bridge? Check. Finally landed some poor sap from NY because no one in the 305 would touch her longer than one night. She’s stolen from everyone and screwed them over, lied to everyone, had almost as many abortions as plastic surgery procedures. She says no one believes her that she only had her breast one…that’s because we have eyes Pachi. Nik, can you believe this chick is a mom? – Twice actually. She “accidentally” got pregnant with her now husband. I’m assuming she used the whole “marry me or I will get an abortion” and it finally worked. Good for you Pachi! She pretends to be a good girl but she’s not fooling anyone. You can’t escape your reputation in this day and age. Here are some before and after pictures. Just for sh*ts and giggles.

Adderall is a bitch.- nik

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