Adobe Spills That She Likes Being “Pounded”

March 28, 2014 Adobe, Miami, The Dirty 101 101,282 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found an old clip of Brittany Rathel aka Brittany Cole aka Adobe getting interviewed by Playboy. She speaks of wanting to engage in a threesome with a sexy girl and tells all about her sex toy shopping process. Couldn’t watch for longer than 3 minutes without my cheeks flushing in embarrassment for her.

The chick doing the interview is much prettier than Adobe.- nik

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There Needs To Be An Age Limit At Ultra

March 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 467 124,285 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m 19 and this is my first time at Ultra.  I’m already having the best time of my life and thankful my parents allowed me to come.  But, I’m confused on one thing… I have seen so many girls in their 30′s out here partying like they are my age, they are taking the same drugs I am and partying hard like I do.  I thought in your 30′s you should have your life together, with a degree and family?  But no, most of these girls are just jumping from guy to guy trying to get Molly and get high… It’s actually very embarrassing, I have 3 years of college left and you will never catch me at a festival like this ever again.  I truly do feel bad for these girls because even at my young age, I can see in their eyes, how lost they truly are.

I agree, you shouldn’t be listening to EDM music as a female past 27-years-old.- nik

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Miami Music Week Is The Best

March 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 300 111,038 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all these haters. So what we take drugs. At least we are happy. You are just jealous that we can express ourselves this week in Miami. Go back to your boring jobs while we party and have fun. HATERS!

What a waste of electrical tape.- nik

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I Hate Miami Music Week

March 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 62 100,559 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live in Miami and Miami Music Week is the worst thing that has happened to my beautiful city.  For a week, I have to deal with broke, drugged out, ugly girls running around all f*cked up and thinking this is their city.  Not respecting anything and just trying to catch that next high on E and listen to their favorite knob turner… what I don’t get, is this whole pasties thing.  Like if you are going to be a naked whore, do it all the way, not half ass.

I hate pasties on real boobs. Makes me notice the sag because of the two points at the bottom of a star.- nik

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Brittany Rozak Is So Desperate

March 27, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 239 108,407 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how desperate for attention does Brittany HOEzak have to be to wear a full face of makeup, lipgloss and done hair to the gym?  I’m tired of Vadim’s fish- I mean wife, walking around Miami thinking she’s God’s greatest gift. Grow some class Brittany, you’re married now, stop dressing like a cheap hooker and lose your UGLY attitude. You and your scam artist husband are both delusional. Btw Brittany, filters are for liars. Nik, what are your thoughts on having MAC forcefields on at the gym?

Married chicks with belly button rings cheat on their husbands. I decided.- nik

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Momma’s Boy Adam Rivera

March 27, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 5 85,322 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Adam Rivera is a disgusting excuse for a human being that preys on women with low self esteem. He is mentally, verbally and physically abusive. This fat F*** claims he is a rising star because he had one song drop on a mediocre radio station and was never been heard from again. He lives with his mother who doesnt even trust him enough to leave him alone in her house unattended. He cant hold a job and has an arrest history of beating on his women and then stealing their cars and making extra keys to their home. He rides a bike around Pembroke Pines looking for his next victim. LADIES STEER CLEAR OF THIS FOOL.

‘Making extra keys’ now that is next level creep mode.- nik

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Alena Shishkova Had A Baby?

March 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 28 99,778 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what the hell? First you hear that she’s paid by Timati and now she has a baby? Guessing she’s in the no category now?

She looks hotter pregnant.- nik

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Cheetah Butt

March 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 26 94,162 Views


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl swears she has the best tattoos in the world… while we all laugh at her.  Most of us call her Cheetah Butt and obviously you know why.  It amazes me what people will voluntary do to their bodies.

She obviously has no respect for herself… Cheetah Butt is classless.- nik

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