Mansion Nightclub In Miami Is Selling This Historic Couch

September 3, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 85


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude partied so hard for Borgore over LDW, he sh*t himself (literally). Now Mansion is selling the couch for $12.99 **Must be picked up**. Selling points – this is the same couch Paris Hilton, P Diddy, Jay Z and Britney Spears have sat on. It is truly a piece of Miami history. The deal is for on THIS WEEK only! Nik, you should buy it.

I think I will pass. Let me know if any other deals come your way.- nik 

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Arrogant Narcissist Pankaj Arora

September 3, 2014 Miami 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: My boyfriend took all my money and broken his promise to marriage. I met Pankaj Arora of Goli DarzI  at a fashion exhibition in Delhi. He was talking to a couple of girls but he kept eyeing me. As I was leaving he gave me his phone number and suggested that I meet him at his flat at Malviya Nagar. I told him I didn’t do that but gave him my number and we started dating secretly. I had never been with anyone before him. He reassured me that out of all the girls he had sex with like Gunjan Grover, behind her boyfriends back, Deepali Masand Avi Kori), Prerna Talwar, Pallavi Singh, Bela Chopra, Heena Singh & Gunjan Panchal. I was good and these girls were bitches to him. He told me he was in love with me and we talked about marriage and I really thought I had found the best man in the world. I use to get insecure about all the girls coming on to him, but he use to laugh that these girls Moudgil Sneha, Isha Pandey, Preeti Pandey, Babita Jha, Rashmi Yeole, Komal Kohli, Atika Garhwal & Neha Rn were really desperate for him and were in love with him but he had no intention to date them just like playing with them. He thought they were ugly or fools. He said at college girls died for him begged to be with him and he would take them for time pass on his motorbike. He said that times were hard and he needed money for one of his projects. I had a little money and I gave it to him because I trusted him. This guy is the WORST, all ladies please stay away

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Gerardo Concepcion: Cuban Casanova Failure

September 2, 2014 Miami, Scottsdale, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, of all the wannabe garbage that infiltrates Scottsdale and Miami, this Cuban Casanova FAILURE is the latest. As a struggling minor-league player, he’s a tad close to being kicked off the Cubs Organization. Not only does he think he is better than everyone he comes in contact with, but he is guilty of spreading DRD to many unlucky women. You’ll often find him driving some shiny new vehicle, which, by the way, he uses to pick up Dog-faced teenage girls who work at Ranch Market Mexican Grocery store. To begin with, he brought over his 17 year old girlfriend from Cuba to Miami, only to inform her that she was “not woman enough” to enjoy the luxury he provided her in this country, (AKA a plethora of Forever 21 tops). Now, you’ll find his Instagram and verbiage overflowing with brand names he only wishes he could properly pronounce. Poor Gerardo Concepcion seems to have forgotten where he came from…selling his clothes in the streets of Havana, Cuba so he could eat. In all honesty, working & being a humble human is absolutely respectable. It’s only mentioned because he has completely forgotten his roots and turned himself into a Tony Montana wannabe guido. I hope this becomes public so he can stop pretending he comes from a place higher than the rest of us. Beware of this creepy pervert. He resides in Miami and Scottsdale. If you think you see him, double check by scoping out his entourage. If it includes at least one hideous troll he calls a “female,” it’s him. In that case…RUN!

Cool tribal tats bro, hope 2004 is treating you well.- nik

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Walter Marsh

September 2, 2014 Miami 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone meet Walter Marsh. This 40 year old phony is crooked as a $3 bill. You can find this South Florida douche at the local car rental right before going out clubbing on your dime. DO NOT lend this guy money!! And DO NOT ever trust him with, well… Anything! You can tell he’s lying when his lips are moving. PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST. He lies about everyone (especially females) – bar none, in a feeble attempt to try to prop his sad self-esteem up. There’s a line around the city of people who hate this mofo. Let’s cut it to the chase: This broke beggar has every Repo-Joe in town looking for him. Still, he’s easy to find shacking up in his friend’s mom’s basement, nasty roach motel. He goes around borrowing friend’s money including girls (and guys) he dated never paying back a cent. He’ll park his ass on your couch and never ever leave… If you see this anchor coming your way, run like hell.

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The Dollar Store Barbie

September 2, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let introduce you to this wacky tacky bimbo. She’s a stripper/escort who is trying to convince people she is dating some known rapper. She literally makes multiple accounts and tells people (in the third person) about dating this guy. Also I’ve heard she’s one of the many girls who flies to Dubai to get golden showers… (if anyone can confirm what I’ve heard feel free to leave a comment). This chick needs help and I’ve got an ass whooping waiting for her if I ever catch her in Miami AGAIN.

Those legs are thick and her nails are ghetto. Buyer beware.- nik

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Walter Marsh Is The Biggest Poser

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone meet Walter Marsh. This 40 yr. old phony is as crooked as a $3 bill. You can find this South Florida douche at SIXT and Prestige car rental right before he goes out clubbing on everyone else’s dime. DO NOT lend this guy money!! And DO NOT ever trust him with, well… Anything. You can tell he’s lying when his lips are moving. PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST. He lies about everyone (especially females) – bar none, in a feeble attempt to try to prop his sad self-esteem up. I have a line up around the block of people who are no longer friends with this guy. Let’s cut it to the chase: This broke beggar has gone through 3 cars already in 2014, till Repo-Joe caught up with him shacking up in his friend’s mom’s basement or roach motel. He goes around borrowing all his friends’ money including girls he dated. He continuously screws people over by never paying back a cent of what he owes. This snake is good at telling you what you want to hear and making false promises. Yet, nothing valid comes out of it. His main intention is to get in your pants, or smooch off your couch. If you see this anchor coming to drag your life down, run like hell!

Are his ears really pierced… isn’t he too old for that?- nik

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Introducing Desiree Kornbluth

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 63



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Desiree Kornbluth, it’s about time someone puts this glorified groupie hood rat in her place. Her Instagram is a constant combination of boasting, arrogance, contradiction, superficiality and idiocy. She goes to Miami every weekend to see how she can get famous. She loves to hang around half famous people and then tag the shit out of them in hopes that someone will throw her a bone. She posts and immediately texts her “friends” to comment on her photos. Her mom sends her flowers & she posts as if a dude sent them. Sociopath! She often refers to her “Masters Degree” which is not even real. No one this dumb could have earned a Masters. She can’t keep the same girlfriends for more than a few months at a time, let alone a boyfriend. I guess if she were not sleeping around with that barely famous rapper Zion and a bunch of other losers, maybe a decent guy would actually be interested. For the rest, she is able to get their attention by buying them things, $600 shoes and plane tickets. She is materialistic and thirsty for male attention. She claims to be classy, and to care about her “career” yet her posts are about how much she enjoys blowjobs and penis shaped objects. Don’t get me wrong, we all have needs but if you are a dirty slut, at least own it, don’t pretend to be something you are not. Her “career” consists of baking cookies and flashing her saggy boobs to doctors and paramedics. Look at her captions! She needs a reality check, what a joke girl! Gross.

Looks like someone has a really bad sag they need to take care of.- nik

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Trunks Is Dating An Anti-Semite

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Trunks 182


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, but I just have to call this Jew Hater out. I don’t understand why a decent looking girl like Nicole Mejia is dating an Anti-Semite Muslim like this prick. Go look at his instagram @Honest_Abe_Babba all he does is post photoshopped, fake images of whats going on in the Middle East. He can speak all he wants that Israel is bombing Palestine… But maybe he should ask himself “Why is Israel bombing Palestine?” …Maybe because Palestine keeps sending rockets towards Israel and Israel is PROTECTING THEIR OWN PEOPLE. Maybe Palestine should put their money into protecting their “innocent” civilians too. You can tell that this steroid douche hates Israel and Jewish people, stating things like “STATE OF ISRAEL THAT WILL HOPEFULLY CEASE TO EXIST IN THE NEAR FUTURE” as well as comparing the HOLOCAUST to WHAT ISRAEL IS DOING TO PALESTINE. Wake up and smell the blood that YOUR OWN PEOPLE are causing. Maybe you should stick to worshiping your slut girlfriend as she spreads her legs for the instagram camera.

Sounds like his father voted for Richard Nixon.- nik

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