Colin Kaepernick’s New Girlfriend Julissa

September 15, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 205


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Colin Kaepernick Might be f*cking with a new girl named Julissa! Julissa is a former Miami Heat dancer, and met Colin in Miami.. Recently she went to his house for the 49er vs. Bears game where she posted pics in his house which HE JUST BOUGHT 2 months ago… but have now been removed. She is using him for his new contract, because she no longer has a job and needs somebody to pay for her lifestyle. She is from Florida, but obviously she wasn’t a lucky charm for him this past game. She wants everyone to know that COLIN IS HERS? But is this relationship one sided?

He did throw 3 interceptions last night, smells like a DreamKiller.- nik

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Morgan, You Are Perfect So Please Stop

September 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 195


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Morgan has got herself to be perfect. Literally this bitch is flawless and I think she is one procedure away from ruining it.  A lot of us girls do talk about how perfect she is, so I just wanna say great job and don’t ruin yourself boo.

Yeah, Morgan… no more procedures.- nik

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Do You Think Jasmin Calle Is Hot

September 9, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 117


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is blowing up on social medias due to her being such a sexy bitch.  I wanted to ask you what your thoughts are on her.

She shouldn’t be doing full body shots. Those legs disgust me.- nik

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Scars Should Always Wear Makeup

September 5, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 214

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with this girl? I just met Khloe for the first time in LA over the weekend and she was partying with her father at 1Oak. They were flirting, kissing and hanging all over each other. It was the grossest father/daughter relationship I have ever seen. Is there something mentally wrong with this girl? She just posted a photo on her instagram of her covered in mud and looks like a dirty meth head, not to mention when I was in LA I noticed white powder on her and her fathers nose.

The second image looks mid to late 40′s (in the face).- nik

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Brittany Rozak Believes Her Own Instagram Illusion

September 4, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 172

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present to you and the dirty army a new term: the instagram illusion. Basic bitches and 30k millionaires pretending to be larger than life on social media. A perfect example is Brittany Rozak and Vadim. Brittany is from a dirt poor family in Edmonton who thinks she hit the Miami jackpot by marrying fitness fraud Vadim just because he moved her into the Flamingo and bought her a few bebe dresses and Steve Madden shoes. She calls herself a “housewife” – honey, you are not a housewife, you are unemployed! And that is nothing to to be proud of! Truly wealthy women are ambitious and though they don’t have to work, they create a business/career for themselves out of self-pride. What have you contributed to society besides pictures of your fake tits and over-filtered selfies? Really, at the end of the day, what can you show for yourself? No education, no money of your own, no job, no friends, no life. And by the way, marrying Vadim is nothing short of a Miami comedy. He’s a midget who slept with every bottle rat in the city and is such a broke joke! His new gig is selling one size fits all fitness plans online? Yep, he’s ballin’ alright! Wake up Brittany there’s a reason you keep getting posted on the Dirty. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and quit social media for a while. Stop pretending to be something you’re not and see a therapist. Maybe they can help u overcome why u are so insecure and desperate for validation from strangers.

Easy on the airbrush.- nik

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 4, 2014 Arlington, Dallas, Fort Worth, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, Plano, San Antonio, St. Petersburg, Tampa, Texas, The Dirty, University of Miami 9


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

Click here to get your TICKETS for tonight’s show at MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre at the Florida St Fairgrounds in Tampa!!!

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Skyler Haze Has A New Man

September 3, 2014 Las Vegas, Miami, The Dirty 96


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Skyler Haze with her “friend” is Miami.  We aren’t stupid girl, while poor Sharkey sits in jail, you are out with other dudes and pretending they are just friends.  I hope Sharkey breaks up with you when he gets out.

I hope Sharkey finds God in prison.- nik

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Mansion Nightclub In Miami Is Selling This Historic Couch

September 3, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 85


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude partied so hard for Borgore over LDW, he sh*t himself (literally). Now Mansion is selling the couch for $12.99 **Must be picked up**. Selling points – this is the same couch Paris Hilton, P Diddy, Jay Z and Britney Spears have sat on. It is truly a piece of Miami history. The deal is for on THIS WEEK only! Nik, you should buy it.

I think I will pass. Let me know if any other deals come your way.- nik 

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