What Do You Think About Get Fit and Thick Workout

June 8, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 35

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nicole Mejia, Brisfit, Carley, and Muscle Farm Crossfit are all featuring exercise classes every Sunday, starting at 11am. These classes bring sexy locals to the venue, where they are able to workout and bask in the sun. Attendees include Claudia Sampedro, Nicole Mejia and Tiffany Upshaw.  I wanted to ask you what you think about this whole “Get Fit and Thick” workout?

Where do I sign up? I would love to see how Trunks maintains her Trunks.- nik

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Now All Women Can Have An ITG

June 7, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 45


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if this will make you happy or not? There is a procedure doctors are raving about called ‘Coolsculpting’ – Coolsculpting was recently FDA approved for treating inner thighs. Check out the press release all over the internet, they are using your name to make millions:

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It seems that women are going to great lengths to try to achieve the elusive “inner thigh gap”. According to Nik Richie, the founder of the website “The Dirty” who claims to be the first to coin the phrase “inner thigh gap”, the space between the thighs needs to ideally be 5 finger breadths. Many people, including physicians, argue that women are genetically predisposed as to whether they have the ability to obtain an ITG. If one’s hips are narrow, the argument is that the legs are too close together and having a gap is not possible. Nik’s reply is that it is possible in all women with harsh dieting and exercise, with particular attention to the thigh abductor weight machine (I think he meant adductor machine). Most women would probably be satisfied with an ITG of any dimension, and feel that Nik’s definition is at the far end of the spectrum.

Coolsculpting has just made it easier for women to improve their inner thighs. Whether or not one achieves the perfect “5 finger breadth” gap is really dependent upon what status the thighs are before starting the procedure, their anatomy (genetics) and how much is related to excessive fat deposits. Each Coolsculpting treatment is able to decrease fat in the treated area by about 25%. Results can be visible at only 5 weeks but take about 3 months to fully appreciate the change. The procedure can be repeated if more fat reduction is desired.

Although Coolsculpting was initially FDA approved in 2009 (2010 approval to treat flanks), the handpieces to treat the thigh area were only recently developed and approved. Both the Coolsmooth and Coolfit handpieces are able to treat the thigh area. Treatments are nearly painless and take approximately 1-2 hours per thigh. There is no downtime and no restrictions on activity after the procedure. Risks are minimal and include bruising, numbness, and need for more treatments. Dr. Weiner feels that Coolsculpting offers a healthy method for reducing thigh fat and does not endorse the alternative, that being extreme dieting. In addition, Dr. Weiner stresses that patients must have realistic expectations as to what the Coolsculpting procedure can achieve, and have an appropriate body image before commencing treatment.

Certainly the “inner thigh gap” is a controversial subject. Dr. Weiner’s stance is that many people will not be able to achieve the gap with the Coolsculpting procedure, but they should expect improvement. There are some people who have an actual physical need to reduce their inner thighs – those who have thighs that rub during exercise or walking – who are particularly great candidates for this treatment. The bottom line is that Coolsculpting is a noninvasive, no downtime, permanent way to improve one’s inner thighs with it’s newly approved hand pieces.

They should have named the procedure something better… like “Cool Richie”. Also, just to correct the world I’m cool with a 4 finger breadth.- nik

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Anyone Know this Scammer

June 6, 2014 Miami 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: This person pictures are being used by a person on twitter who goes by “ItsJustMeEva”. “Eva” has also stolen untagged pictures on instagram of Miami Heat practices and puts her own watermark on them, which no one beside Heat personnel and media are allowed in. She is claiming to be involved with a player on the Heat.

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British Model Danica Thrall Is A Gift From God

June 5, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few days back you said you were starting to get over the blonde phase because you are getting older… well my man, you are maybe really starting to lose it.  There is nothing like a fine blonde girl with an amazing body like British Danica Thrall.  If you ever doubted blondes are not better, check her out and tell me you feel the same way.

All I see is that mole.- nik

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Katherine Carrilo

June 5, 2014 Ft. Lauderdale, Miami 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Katherine Carrilo, who used to go under the name Viviene at Solid Gold in Ft Lauderdale, is living with her former customer. She used to give him and his friends blowjobs in the gentlemen club’s VIP rooms. He was also married at the time and he’d come over her apartment regularly and pay her for sex. He divorced his wife to move in with Kathy, supposedly in Miami. Kathy used to pimp out her friends to her customers, taking a cut for setting them up with one of her johns. Can you believe this ho had the balls? Makes you wonder how she got away with it.

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Starla White of Memphis TN Busted

June 5, 2014 Memphis, Miami 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Starla White from Memphis, TN recently arrested on a prostitution charge in Mississippi. According to publicly available records, she has now been arrested 6 times in the past 6 years. It’s time for her to stop whoring and get a real job, she is well over 30 and things are just going downhill. Thoughts or comments?

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Dani Karlsson Is The Most Fake Person On Earth

June 4, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 212

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dani Karlsson, a Swedish blogger, escort and beauty pageant girl living in Miami/ Los Angeles.  She has an “anonymous” blog where she writes about Swedish girls, escorts and models who travel the world, owns designer purses and red bottoms.. She outs girls and guys accusing them for being pimps and escorts and for living a disgusting life, when actually she is one of them, living with old men and spending rich guys money. She doesn’t work, does luxurious travels, doesn’t have a known boyfriend paying for it all and she hangs out with known escorts, who she of course never writes about on the blog… She pretends to be a spiritual animal lover and vegan but the truth is that she is completely fake and superficial. She is trying to lose her old escort and pageant queen reputation by making herself look like someone who doesn’t give a sh*t about Celine bags and fancy spa’s when in fact she spends her days running around doing different treatments, shopping and going to parties. She dated a guy in Miami called Marcus Aral but they broke up since he didn’t want to marry her.. Good call. She is a gold digging prostitute.  Dani, writing sh*t about others won’t make you better! This is karma.

I have to be honest with myself, she looks much better as a brunette.- nik

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Freaky Chucho

June 3, 2014 Miami 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! You previously posted about this girl Arlen Cruz. She just recently hooked up with Olympic lifter Leo Hernandez. Probably because she wants to seem like shes part of some weight lifting society in order to get closer to her ex boyfriend, or just a failed attempt to get attention from him. She thinks shes hot shit but the poor girl needs to know she\’s just an average miami refugee. I also hear that she isn’t even attending a nursing school as she had previously claimed. She also has to ask her parents for all of her spending money. A source also told me that she begged her parents to install that fake hardwood in her room because of the previous posts comments making fun of her dirty floors! LOL! I wanted to hear your opinion is about her.

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