Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Who Is Winning Game 7 Tonight

June 3, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Miami 2 9,094 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, love what you do chief, legendary stuff. I am a daily follower, love lurching on other peoples problems. In case you didnt watch that Pacers thumping on the Big One, you may have not seen Roy Hibberts post game news conference with Paul George and NBA media. He was talking about having George’s back, etc etc…. and he followed it with a “No Homo” in which he and PG both laughed. I assume they are daily followers as well. Anyways, thought I would share, and I much appreciate the ITG movement that is becoming a world wide phenomenon!! Love the site man, good day!  Who do you think wins game 7?

I want Indiana to win SO BAD!- nik



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Miami’s Plastic Surgery Bunny Gaby Barcelo

June 3, 2013 Miami 7 7,164 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Gaby Barcelo.  She is a Miami native who has been screwing everyone who can help her reach to fame including The BOSS Rick Ross. She is trying to blow up into the ” Miami Model” scene ever since she got her lips and ass injected and who can miss that hideous nose job that left her looking like MJ in his white man days. Gaby is only 23 yet looks like a 40 year old house wife of Miami.  She brags about being all natural, yet she looks like a porn star tranny. Everyone who knows her knows how ugly she was before and how cocky she is now.  The miracles of what money and surgery can do! What do you think Nik? She has huge fake t*ts that you might like.  The last pic is what she use to look like.

She still needs to fix her arms.- nik



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Elvira’s Replacement

June 2, 2013 Miami, The Dirty 64 87,111 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elvira is getting older.. kinda out of her prime now.. here are two newer models: First we have Julie Wetmore, 18 from Florida. I think she’s two procedures from totally eclipsing Elvira (nose, +2s) I’ll send the second chick in another message.

Once again… why are we trying to replace Elvira? She is still hotter than these chicks.- nik



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Did Kristen Gorano Find An Exit Strategy

June 1, 2013 Miami, The Dirty 26 89,364 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone used to post Kristen on here and call her a hooker, porta potty, etc. Lately she has changed her hometown to Miami and made her status “in a relationship”. She also posted a bunch of pictures from an extravagant trip to Monte Carlo with her boyfriend. If she was a hooker, has she quit the business and lifestyle? Are some escorts actually able to find love and move on?  At the end of the day, all these hookers are looking for an exit strategy (rich trout they actually can be with that is loaded) and it seems she found hers.

Props to Kristen for finding TRUE LOVE and bragging about it.- nik



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I Hope Carla Francavilla Doesn’t Make The Same Mistake

June 1, 2013 Miami, The Dirty 132 85,301 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the beautiful Carla Francavilla.  I was in her shoes a few years ago.  Young and attractive… and that was my downfall.  When I was 19 when I would go clubbing in Miami, each time I would have at least 3 to 4 rich old men offer me up to 10k, just to go to their hotel room and have sex for an hour.  I never accepted that because I had a soul.  I graduated college at 21 and got a job right away that paid 60k starting with benefits… I liked the job but it wasn’t enough to have a life I could brag about.  I told myself the next time I get an offer, Ill do it just once.  Well, it happened once and I was hooked to the money.  I ended up going out 8 nights in a row and making a little over 80k CASH and at least 25k in shopping.  I was so blinded by the money, I forgot to actually call and quit my job.  4 years later, I’m sitting here lonely, broke and have a drug addiction like nobodies business.  As I hit my age of 25 everything has gone to sh*t.  No matter how much plastic surgery I get, everyone is pretty much tired of me… they are now seeing girls that are 21.  I want Carla to listen to her friends and never make a big mistake and start selling her body.. No matter how much she is being offered.  It is not worth it.

Money always wins. Being rich in the moment trumps being rich over time.- nik



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House Of Crayon’s Isn’t Even A Good Escort

May 31, 2013 Hollywood, House Of Crayons, Miami 0 9,014 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WorldsStar has been posting this girl for a long time. Several months ago a short clip of a sex tape was released of her. She got such bad feedback she went on twitter to defend he f***ing skills.

She needs to lube up those tattoos so they don’t look like prison tats.- nik



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