Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Bottle Girl With A Law Degree

October 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 86


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jenn Foley another wannabe bottle girl who will never amount to anything. Get this, she went to law school but would rather pursue her dreams of carrying champagne bottles over her head for easy cash. She runs around claiming to be an attorney, problem is she never passed the bar – in any state. I doubt she passed the ethics test either considering her extracurricular activities. Men watch out, she has over $300k in debt and is clearly looking for an easy way out. Although she claims she wants to apply what she has learned bottle serving to her legal studies. I am still lost on how the two are even remotely connected. She stands high on her soapbox pretending to be an attorney for her friends (not allowed because she doesn’t have a license) but can’t even get simple facts straight. JD does not equal Esq. No wonder the law thing didn’t work out for her. How dumb do you have to be to go from law schools to being a bottom of the food chain bottle girl who has to put everything in her mom’s name. The saddest part is she is too dumb to be a lawyer and too ugly to make it in the club. That is Miami for you. Good luck making it holding alcohol over your head and leeching money out of your “clients.”

I love how fake Miami is. Feel me LeBron.- nik

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Is Business Doing Bad For Chewy

October 22, 2014 Chewbacca, Miami, The Dirty 190


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, business must be bad for Chewy. She has been rocking the same bikini in Miami for weeks. What is wrong with her sugar daddy? Why isn’t he buying her different ones?

I heard Chewy relocated to Miami…is this true?- nik

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Kristie Lynn Dicarlo

October 21, 2014 Miami 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear NIK, please put this lying, pos out of business for good.This is the most scandalous whore I’ve ever come in contact with. She married my into my fam for a year or so lied about being pregnant every chance she got, always “high risk pregnancy” or “twins” she then said the babies died at labor, then miraculously came back to life and the dr supposably lied. She’s no longer with my family member but on her facebook she has pictures of babies from Google images and calls that album the “Dicarlo tribe” every few months she has a new man she’s madly in love with and within a month she’s “pregnant” again. She shoots up,snorts up, and pill pops any drug she can get her hands on yet the worlds against her. She still has old pictures of my family member on her page and talks about how he still gives her problems. He’s got a Real daughter that he takes great care of, so he’s not worried or even concerned with her. Ha! What do you think of THis junkie NIK?

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What Is The Deal With Tazs Angels

October 21, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they’ve been posted before, but with Amber Rose recently calling out Angel Ashley Martelle on Instagram as her #womencrusheveryff*ckingday my curiosity spiked, this is the picture she put on her IG. Somebody in the DA has to have some dirt on these alleged escorts.. How much do they charge? Why do they live in a rental from Villazoo? What happened to their reality show??!!! What’s the deal with Taz and his angels? Ashley, keep making those videos!!!

Who cares. The Taz pimp game is common knowledge in Miami.- nik

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The Hungarian Stallion Norbert Dobi

October 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Norbert Dobi. He burned so many bridges in Miami he went running all the way to San Francisco. He is married (or dating) some rich girl but runs around Miami selling dreams to bottle girls. His latest one was some ancient girl that has a kid. He took her on yachts and told her he would be there for her, like he did to the rest of them, but meanwhile was living off his girl’s family’s money. I don’t think he even has a job. He follows Miami DJ Mednas around and takes pictures holding bottles that are free or wifey paid for. He even managed to get evicted from the Flamingo, now that is embarrassing. He played me like the rest of them – a warning ladies in Miami, and SF. He has a criminal record, no job and wife. Don’t be fooled by this loser impostor.

Norbert Dobi is a cool name. He should come out with a vacuum and name it after himself. Big money.- nik

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Yhasmina Tiphaine IG Posts Are Not Saving The World

October 17, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong since 2011. Love what you do. Help me put this rich skank, Yhasmina Tiphaine, on blast for being a stuck a biatch who thinks fashion saves the world. Of course she’s a rich daddy’s girl from Puerto Rico who has yet to do anything of value in her life but bend over for men. I met this girl way back when in college over at the University of Miami back when she was Jimmy Graham’s and the rest of the football teams f-buddy. Things coming out of her mouth have included things like: “Kim Kardashian is my hero”…this is back in the day when all she had was the sex tape. Back when was running with the football team she was a bit more thicky thick but since she couldn’t nab one of them she’s lost weight to bang her rich stockbroker friends. She’s just another example of a vapid, narcissistic generation of women who value their looks and money over substance and values. Trips to London, Mallorca, NYC paid for of course by daddy or her boyfriend since the rest of us have to actually put in the work. I’m glad daddy’s money is still going strong in your mid 20s, has Jimmy talked to you since he got drafted? I think not. Know your place as a warm hole and cut the attitude.

I don’t see any plastic parts, Yhasmina looks organic.- nik

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Is Hooking Legal On Twitter

October 17, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how does Lita Chase aka Lita Lourdes get away with pimping her girls so openly on twitter? Is it just a matter of time before she goes down like Heidi Fleiss and her client list and “model” list get exposed?

Direct Message is a game changer.- nik

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Hierarchy: A Social Game

October 15, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seems like the best place to conduct this “experiment” of sorts. Out of the following six personality types which one are you and why? (If you say you are a hybrid of one or more types then you are automatically a Beta. I decided.)

Alpha: leader, tall, handsome/pretty, captain of football team, prom queen, center of attention

Beta: follower, secure, optimistic, dates Alpha’s ex’s, confident

Delta: average, normal person, insecure in relationships with Alphas and Betas, puts opposite sex on a pedestal, hopeless romantic

Gamma: intelligent, unsuccessful with opposite sex, blend in social gatherings, obsessive, jealous

Omega: social outcasts, losers, creepy, never invited to social functions

Sigma: manipulative, intellectual, few friends, successful with sexual relations not relationships, refuses to embrace social norms.

I think I’m a Sigma. No need to explain.- nik

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