The Dollar Store Barbie

September 2, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let introduce you to this wacky tacky bimbo. She’s a stripper/escort who is trying to convince people she is dating some known rapper. She literally makes multiple accounts and tells people (in the third person) about dating this guy. Also I’ve heard she’s one of the many girls who flies to Dubai to get golden showers… (if anyone can confirm what I’ve heard feel free to leave a comment). This chick needs help and I’ve got an ass whooping waiting for her if I ever catch her in Miami AGAIN.

Those legs are thick and her nails are ghetto. Buyer beware.- nik

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Walter Marsh Is The Biggest Poser

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone meet Walter Marsh. This 40 yr. old phony is as crooked as a $3 bill. You can find this South Florida douche at SIXT and Prestige car rental right before he goes out clubbing on everyone else’s dime. DO NOT lend this guy money!! And DO NOT ever trust him with, well… Anything. You can tell he’s lying when his lips are moving. PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST. He lies about everyone (especially females) – bar none, in a feeble attempt to try to prop his sad self-esteem up. I have a line up around the block of people who are no longer friends with this guy. Let’s cut it to the chase: This broke beggar has gone through 3 cars already in 2014, till Repo-Joe caught up with him shacking up in his friend’s mom’s basement or roach motel. He goes around borrowing all his friends’ money including girls he dated. He continuously screws people over by never paying back a cent of what he owes. This snake is good at telling you what you want to hear and making false promises. Yet, nothing valid comes out of it. His main intention is to get in your pants, or smooch off your couch. If you see this anchor coming to drag your life down, run like hell!

Are his ears really pierced… isn’t he too old for that?- nik

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Introducing Desiree Kornbluth

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 63



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Desiree Kornbluth, it’s about time someone puts this glorified groupie hood rat in her place. Her Instagram is a constant combination of boasting, arrogance, contradiction, superficiality and idiocy. She goes to Miami every weekend to see how she can get famous. She loves to hang around half famous people and then tag the shit out of them in hopes that someone will throw her a bone. She posts and immediately texts her “friends” to comment on her photos. Her mom sends her flowers & she posts as if a dude sent them. Sociopath! She often refers to her “Masters Degree” which is not even real. No one this dumb could have earned a Masters. She can’t keep the same girlfriends for more than a few months at a time, let alone a boyfriend. I guess if she were not sleeping around with that barely famous rapper Zion and a bunch of other losers, maybe a decent guy would actually be interested. For the rest, she is able to get their attention by buying them things, $600 shoes and plane tickets. She is materialistic and thirsty for male attention. She claims to be classy, and to care about her “career” yet her posts are about how much she enjoys blowjobs and penis shaped objects. Don’t get me wrong, we all have needs but if you are a dirty slut, at least own it, don’t pretend to be something you are not. Her “career” consists of baking cookies and flashing her saggy boobs to doctors and paramedics. Look at her captions! She needs a reality check, what a joke girl! Gross.

Looks like someone has a really bad sag they need to take care of.- nik

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Trunks Is Dating An Anti-Semite

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Trunks 183


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, but I just have to call this Jew Hater out. I don’t understand why a decent looking girl like Nicole Mejia is dating an Anti-Semite Muslim like this prick. Go look at his instagram @Honest_Abe_Babba all he does is post photoshopped, fake images of whats going on in the Middle East. He can speak all he wants that Israel is bombing Palestine… But maybe he should ask himself “Why is Israel bombing Palestine?” …Maybe because Palestine keeps sending rockets towards Israel and Israel is PROTECTING THEIR OWN PEOPLE. Maybe Palestine should put their money into protecting their “innocent” civilians too. You can tell that this steroid douche hates Israel and Jewish people, stating things like “STATE OF ISRAEL THAT WILL HOPEFULLY CEASE TO EXIST IN THE NEAR FUTURE” as well as comparing the HOLOCAUST to WHAT ISRAEL IS DOING TO PALESTINE. Wake up and smell the blood that YOUR OWN PEOPLE are causing. Maybe you should stick to worshiping your slut girlfriend as she spreads her legs for the instagram camera.

Sounds like his father voted for Richard Nixon.- nik

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Liana Lovett Needs To Stop Sharing Her Past With Everyone In Miami

August 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s just ridiculous on how many times Liana gets posted on here. yes, submitting this will add on to the number but at least I can shed some light her way. Its easy to be cruel and knock someone down, but wheres the compassion people?! My conversations with her have worried me at times because I see the suffering and pain. If you cant help her, let her be. If she made mistakes in her past when she was a child doesn”t mean we need to punish or ridicule her. But Liana why the f*ck would you go around telling people some of the things you’ve done when you were like 16?! if you want the past behind you stop bringing it up! Those are your mistakes and slip ups. Please take what I say into consideration. Your honesty and telling people what you’ve done isn’t going to make them feel sorry for you, if you haven’t noticed, it gets you judged.

Eat something.- nik

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About Time Pachi Lake Was Posted

August 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 22


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pachi Lake is a fake ass “fashion designer” from Miami Beach. Everyone knows this gold digger hops from man to man getting money and gifts from the in exchange for favors. We also know that she BUYS all of he designs from the flea market and cuts them up a bit then puts them on the “runway” (because Miami totally has legit fashion shows). She can’t even get into Funkshion anymore. She finally locked down some clueless dude from NYC because no one in Miami would stick it in without a raincoat. It looks like her infamous “marry me or I will get an abortion” finally worked. She’s had almost as many abortions as plastic surgery procedures. Sucks for her that the dude puts everything in his trust name so she still can’t touch it. BTW this married slore is putting up pics of herself in lingerie on her FB…she’s not only married but a mother of two (and it looks like she is expecting a third). Please put this red bottom wearing hooker on blast. I’m sure more dirt will surface.

Her inflatable lips scare me.- nik


Pachi Lake Is Miami’s Most Infamous Gold Digger

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Dayami Patron is nice and portly

August 28, 2014 Miami 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Miami’s #1 tranny hooker has resurfaced again and back at it trying to be an “international model”. It seems like she put on a good 20 lbs. I guess she doesn’t have time in her busy schedule flying around the world sucking old greg to get a decent workout in. Give it up Dayami,your stock has fallin. Even your face is weathered. Car modeling is played out. That was hot in 2001. This is the beginning of your end in whatever “career” you think you have. Nik what are your thoughts on Dayami and her future?

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Liana Needs To Move Back To California

August 27, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone keeps submitting Liana on here so one more post won’t hurt. I think she’s great, and people who personally know her would agree. I think it’s wrong to take some of the things she’s done in the past when she was a damn child and use it against her forever! For Christ sake, she’s only 22. Don’t judge someone for making mistakes in their young years. She hasn’t lived in Miami that long and I always tell her she should go back to California. Her family is there, and she always talks about how she misses them and hates Miami because she feels like it’s “corrupting” her. There would be no reason for her to put on an act. From the personal conversations we’ve had I can tell she’s a very smart girl, she knows exactly what’s going on around her. I think Playing stupid is a way for her to avoid certain conversations. Liana you need to stop hanging around Morgan, please get out of the nightlife you’ve only been there for a year but I think it’s time to move on, and please go back to your family. And stop being so honest with people, you see were it gets you, they throw you under the bus and fabricate stories.

I think I got a naked picture of her texted to me on a pool swan?- nik

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