Miami | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Natalia Garibotto Is A Scam

November 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put Natalia Garibotto on blast. This girl is the biggest scam I have ever met. She is 35 pounds heavier in person than her pictures and claims to be an entrepreneur and will tell you to your face she is a lawyer. More like a law minor dropout at UofM. Your pictures aren’t fooling anyone Natalia. Stay in school and get a real degree instead of sleeping with actual lawyers in Miami.

I don’t think she is fooling anyone. You can see her back fat under that spray tan.- nik

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Sabrina Is Not That Special

November 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 62


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen Sabrina in Miami plenty of times before she was on the site and I have to tell you she looks way hotter on IG than in real life.  So guys, cool out, she is nothing more than a 5.355 in Miami.

**This guy is tripping.  I met her at Space around 7am and she was sooooo damn hot. – JV

Are we going to call her ‘East Coast Office’ or can we come up with a better DC name?- nik

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Cassandra Cunningham

November 13, 2014 Miami, Philadelphia 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: I found a post from June about this girl I met and I just wanted to update her location. She’s been living near new philly, oh and apparently is living in Miami, fl. She is a pathological liar and if you befriend her after reading this, you deserve everything you get.

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Adam Borden Is A 30 Year Old Creepy Promoter

November 12, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 79



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is 30 years old and should be known across Miami because he is a sick broke pedophile you can find him at the clubs with his best friend German Miami “bottle poppin” preying on barley 21 year olds with bottles that aren’t his and can’t even afford. He’s just creepy he’s 30 and still works promoting these Miami clubs like where is your future?!? Girls don’t be fooled by this broke guy he swears he’s living life and has money and try’s to get in everyones pants. That guy uses clients to take you out, he can’t even afford a five star dinner meal look at these pictures he knows he can’t afford that plane or those ACES he got arrested in front of Space for trespassing on private property like really dude you are old enough to know the law lmao #AreYouMyFather #StatusMiamiLosers #HeIsBroke and did he’s a pathological liar man I feel bad for whoever slept with him lmao what do you nik have you heard of him before?

Who shares a picture of their tongue with cold soars on them?- nik

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Bar Owner Preys On Bartenders

November 8, 2014 Dirty Business, Miami, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jaycen Cochran one of Miami’s biggest scumbags. Jaycen runs from city to city preying on the waitress that work for him. He started off at Pure in Vegas and came running to Miami when they caught on to his game. Same thing happened in Miami at LIV then Foxhole. After he screwed all the waitresses, bartenders and business partners in Miami. He went running to California when the Foxhole girls started to realize he didn’t hire them only to bartend. Jayden wanted more. He was fired from Foxhole for making a racial slur (get him drunk and see how many times he uses the N word), but that was only part of the story. He has a history of screwing business partners. Usually he can get out of town or out of the deal before they realize – but his extracurricular actives are slowing down and his shady business habits are catching up. He stole from Foxhole and Public House failed soon after opening. He uses the bars he co-owns to get the and bartenders be warned.

All you need is 1% ownership in a nightclub to get laid. Life is that easy.- nik

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Sabrina Martinez Is Laughing At You

November 7, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 394


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sabrina truly made it. She went from nothing to everything in 11 months. The girl now has her own horse.  This shows no matter what people say all you need is a GoPro to sleep with. Check out that grin on her face, ear to ear baby. While you hating ass hoes sit there in your cubical wishing you could have her life.

Her story is very similar to The Office. What about the name ‘East Coast Office’? Thoughts?- nik

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Add Us Nik

November 7, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the hottest chick at Florida International. You need to add our school. We produce the best future porta-potties. Is Valentina Cortez real scissor gang mafia?

Her legs look too thick for college. Fake SGM.- nik

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The Hypocrisy Of Goose

November 6, 2014 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta love the hypocrisy of girls like Ericka Underwood, during the week she goes to church and prays. She posts about how they are such good christians and on the weekend they go out and prance around on slutty nun get ups. Like we always said, those church girls, usually are the worst!!

I see more of God’s work in the bottom image than the top one.- nik

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