Taz’s Angel Catherine Porte

July 14, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 81


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s time someone posted about this piece of sh*t Catherine Portes alias TazsAngelsCat. She is in charge of the Miami based group who supposedly are escorts… Nik, this sperm guzzler deserves to be on here so other girls can watch out for the group. She preys on vulnerable young girls who are in that “party phase” flys them out to Miami to stay in a “rented” mansion. Shoves mollys and alcohol down their throats LITERALLY, then forces them to engage in sexual activity either for pleasure or PROFIT. She is a real scum bag. These poor young girls are being capitalized off of and manipulated. Her LOGO is “Broke n*ggas don’t deserve p*ssy” and “yo daddy wanna take me shopping”… She does not realize HOW STUPID and dumb she sounds half the time but the masses love ass and tits which is all she promotes on Instagram. They host at clubs in cities but thats only because of these two exotic middle eastern girls who have joined their clique last year also known as the SAYED SISTERS. If it were not for them this bitch would not be booked anywhere nor would her pimp be making money. LADIES BEWARE THESE GIRLS ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE 305, they only have WASHED UP industry guys like IRV GOTTI promoting them or that other LOSER from Terror Squad (Fat Joe look alike). NIK PLEASE PUT THIS BITCH ON BLAST FOR ME.

Is that a pyrite neck piece… looks fake to me.- nik

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Why Nose Before Boobs

July 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. So I wanted to ask you why you say nose jobs before +2′s. The reason I ask is because I’m planning on getting a breast lift and augmentation. When I was 18 I had a nice perky natural D cups, but as you know those sag and deflate with age. I’ve also broken my nose and now its crooked so I also want to get that done. I’ve put aside enough for a quality set of +2′s but after seeing this post I question if I should go for the nose first. I’m married so I’m not concerned about tricking a man with my massive +2′s. PS those are not my boobs in the picture. THANKS!!!! I appreciate your advice!

A guy will only look at your chest 13% of the time, the other 87% he is forced to look at your face. A real man loves to kiss a beautiful face.- nik


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Candice Yontz Doesn’t Look Like This In Real Life

July 11, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 99

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does this chick really think she is hot? All you do is edit your pictures and you don’t look like that in person. You look like a chonga with those eyebrows, your skin looks like leather, not to mention you look like an old 40 year old woman. You sleep with every man in town as long as they buy you a purse or a pair of shoes. You have nothing going for yourself besides your boyfriend. You can’t even pass your real estate exam and you talk like a ghetto thug. You claim you are so rich and better than everyone else yet you live in a $500K house on the tracks.You are so basic you drive a lexus that is a lease. You don’t have a dime in the bank. You are what we call n*gga rich. Good luck to your man running the pain clinic and not paying taxes. It will catch up to you one day or another. Remember classy people that have money don’t brag on the internet. Who are you trying to convince? This girl is nothing but a nasty disgusting old worn out whore looking for the next sugar daddy to come along and pay her bills. Watch out men she will take all of your money she did it with me.

What is a Chonga?- nik

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The Real Karmel Franklin

July 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Vancouver 197

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Karmel Paris, I mean Franklin has always been a fake person who’ll only be friends with someone if she thinks they can offer her something. I’ve known her since before high school when she got dealers to front her drugs and instead of paying said she’d snitch on them. Karmel remember when you slept with guys no one else would even tough like Eric Caralson or Shamire? I still remember when she talk to her friends for hours about how she would steal from her place of work Mantique and brag about it. She stepped up her game though and her and Ali Layton became fulltime escort and would travel every other month to vegas to hang out with Tony. Then they hooked up with Tyesha, Shannon and Nicole Chartrand and really stepped up their hooker game. Shannon or Shaz and her became like sisters because they both had no soul. Shannon actually scammed her deceased grandfather for his car even though her grandparents paid for her rent and everything else including her acting classes at VADA. Remember when you’d leave the bar and walk to your studio apartment just to come back in a different outfit. Think any buyers will really offer you anything when you are never sober and out every night until 4 in the morning? Everyone who works at Smooch is a known escort/sugarbaby/golddigger/druggie. The only person who hasn’t been posted on here who works for you is Ela and I hear she’s gonna get posted real soon. Might as well hire Emiley and Saundra and make it an all start escort company.

Why is nobody a Miami Heat fan anymore? Talk about fake fans.- nik

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Is Brittnee Nicole Catfishing Me

July 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – I’ve been talking to this chick Brittnee online for a couple of months now. Says she is from Ohio, lives in Miami and is studying at FIU. She sends me pics all the time and I’ve been trying to meet her in person for over a month but every time I try to get her out, something comes up and she flakes. My buddy told me she’s a total catfish. I didn’t even know what that was until now. Anybody know her or the real girl? I think her body is perfect – Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her face is way too fat.

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Miami Daily Style Battles Clown Wears Marshall Ties

July 9, 2014 Miami 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Filthladelphia’s finest, Tim Derstein. He’s a wannabe sobe model and basically his IG is his runway. This JCP catalog big-ass-rudolph-red-nose-mannequin thinks he’s ANTM and is never in a pics with girls (only his sis) and he’s just prick. He never replies to any girls and claims he’s too busy working. His OOTD is more important than replying back to hot girls that want hang out with him. Not sorry but needs to be exposed. Bonesmoker or nah?

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Jonathan Borrero Arrested For Molesting A 15 Year Old

July 9, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Miami, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gabrielle Union’s ex, former football player, music producer, and soon to be prison d*ck rider, Jonathan Borrero has been arrested for molesting a 15 year old, the second sex case he’s caught this year. This guy has been on your site a couple of times for stiffing people out of money and pretending to be an Über music producer in South Florida. Nik, I would like to personally thank you and your site for exposing these creeps and sexual predators that would go unnoticed if not for your site. (click here for news article)

I wonder what Dwyane Wade thinks about this?- nik

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July 3, 2014 Miami 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Anyone know who this wannabe model is? Whats her story? What’s her rating Nik?

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