Would You Pay for It

August 12, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, Miami 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: I Meet this PROSTITUTE name Melena, Her vagina had a fishy kind of smell I was with this prostitute and she started fingering herself on the floor. A strange smell came from her vagina when she was doing this. I don’t know if this was the lubricant, or a sign she had a drd. The smell was hard to describe. It kinda did smell fishy. But it was more of something else I can’t describe. It kinda put me off. Is it pretty normal to have a strong smell. Or is this a sign that some infecion or std could have been present? I also fingered her with my index and middle finger. My middle finger had a crack in the skin by the nail. Does this put me at risk of catching an infection?. Thanks.

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I Get Why Chantel Jeffries Is So Famous

August 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m baffled like most people why Chantel Jeffries is still so relevant but it hit me the other day.  She totally looks like a tranny and since trannies are so popular these days it is the only explanation that makes sense… Right?

I was thinking it was her eyebrows that kept her in the game. I do have to say Chantel’s new +2′s look pretty solid.- nik

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Yup Rachel Haas Is A Phony

August 7, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 68


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m so happy someone posted Rachel Haas on The Dirty. Not only does this chick stalk celebrities you can find her stalking peoples cars. Rachel goes around Miami pretending to get out of all these high end cars like she owns them. Bitch please. You don’t drive a Bugatti.

Brunettes never take pictures in the vehicles.- nik

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Rachel Haas Is The Creeper To The Stars

August 5, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 49


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m hoping this will be a wake up call to the fakest person I know. Rachel Haas literally stalks celebrities. She wont shut up about how she followed Cara for 30 minutes and now they are BFF after she attacked her in the subway or how her and Wade had lunch together and he bought her a drink. Rachel nobody believes you. You are just another creepy person who stalks celebrities. Leave them alone!

I’m pretty sure that is Dan Marino on the plane. What a creepy picture.- nik

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Athlete Cheats and gets Exposed

August 5, 2014 Ft. Lauderdale, Miami 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: I know it’s cliche that an athlete would cheat but this guy made me fall in love and swore it was real. From the talks about marriage to kids and trying to get me pregnant. He promised he wouldn’t break my heart and I promised I would never show these pics, oh well Guess we both broke our promises. He messed with the wrong bitch.

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Sword Case Has Seen Better Days

August 5, 2014 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 29



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so you won’t see this picture of Sword Case on her IG… I follow this beauty with a booty on IG and she posted this picture of all the girls at this event… and as you can see, Sword Case be looking ratchet as f*ck.  What happened to this girl?

Why is Sword Case turing into an ugly Elvira? I thought plastic doesn’t age?- nik

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Miami Needs A Dirty Celebrity

August 4, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need a dirty celeb to represent here in Miami and I think Liana is perfect. She has been posted plenty of times, she is one of the youngest and hottest girls down here and she loves the attention. Lets make this happen.

I have to see her face first. These images makes me think she is an illegal Alien.- nik

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If You Had To Choose One

August 2, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, we all know Morgan is one of the hottest girls in Miami, but what about her friend Kristen?  She seems to be getting more clients these days and I see why.  Something about her makes her different, yet sexy at the same time.  If you could choose between one of these and you were a single man… who do you choose?

Why choose one? They seem open to the package deal.- nik

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