THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought you could make her famous. An FAU student loses her sh*t after asking the question “Why does evolution kill black people?”
She must be looking for Joseph Kony.- nik
Miami
The Crater Looking Troll
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat pig, Ashley Cooper is the ugliest b*tch ever!!! I don’t know who died and told her she’s the hottest thing around but this b*tch needs a reality check. This fat slob always runs her mouth, hating on every1 who is prettier than her and talks sh*t about them. If she was cute then ok but the bitch looks like a troll and she obviously eats whole day. Nik tell me what you think and please recommend something for her to lose weight.
Photoshop + Mac can’t solve her problems.- nik
Is She Pretty Or Just Fake
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Kelly she’s got nice +2s and is a blonde, but walks around like she’s better then everyone. She was such a sweetheart in high school, but she was always losing friends. Now she’s a Cocktail Waitress at Blue Martini and is dating this older guy, almost all of her pictures are her showing off her new boobs and nose job (that she got because someone picked on her and she cried) or in a club drinking underage.
She is not cute straight on (all I see is side roll), I like her real hair though.- nik
Monique Catherine Mejia Is A Dirty Slore
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Monique Mejia is a wh*re. She goes after men that she knows they are in a relationship. She is a stripper at stir crazy. She even pimps herself out for 100 dollars. she is a low life. Also she acts like she is all about N.A. and the funny thing is she took some pills last week for her wisdom teeth. The girl is a lair and has no morals. I feel sorry for her she is a piece of sh*t lol.
Looks like she’s nearing the end of her stripping career, then she’ll be working from home(s).- nik
Beware Of This Slore
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trick, Renelle Carrabon is the definition of wh*re. She would do any and everything for money and doesn’t care if people think she’s a wh*re. She had sex with my friend for money to buy a pair of heels and some food. When he told me i didn’t believe him until he showed me the video on his phone of her giving him a blow job. She has a horrible reputation for getting around and it doesn’t matter if she’s in a relationship cause she’ll still give a guy a blow job if he has something to offer her.Tell me what you think of this sk*nk Nik?
Question is did you hit it after.- nik
Joe Jonas Is An Idiot For Dating Nina Agdal
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nina Agdal she is one of the biggest sl*ts I’ve ever met, she is a sport’s illustrated model and they say she is dating Joe Jonas right now while living here in USA with a visa, I’ve seen her in clubs because she was dating some guy named Patrick Pizzorni which is a DJ from a group called Triarchy. I don’t know how the hell she became a super model because she is seriously one of the ugliest chick’s I’ve ever met and she is definitely not a super model material. I can’t believe she is 19 years old, this chick looks like she been used up by a lot of guys here in Miami and I’m pretty sure she’s been sucking Greg for money. Somebody needs to tell this chick to go back where she came from before they deport her.
Her nose makes no sense to me.- nik
Find A Flaw So I Can Pick Up My Jaw Off The Ground
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, randomly came across this girls picture on facebook. I instantly froze at her beauty. Unfortunetly I could not find any lower body shots to see if she has any flaws below but from what I can see. She is an 8.553491.
The flaw is that she is a stripper. Must be a high-end place because those are some classy lockers.- nik
Is She Worth Spending The Rest Of My Life With
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever since I started coming to your site, I have been on the search for the perfect girl. I can’t find anything wrong with this girl, and before I approach her, do you think she is worth spending the rest of my life with?
No, why would want to be with a female whose lower part of her face is wider than the upper portion?- nik
Chin-Chilla Mania: I Don’t See What The Big Deal Is
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone is all over Chin-Chilla’s nuts. She is nothing special and here in Jacksonville we have way hotter girls. She is way over rated and everyone needs to relax.
I think all her money comes from her eyes.- nik
Is She Good Enough For You
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Joanna Krupa she has just been voted the sexiest supermodel in the world, I think she is absolutely gorgeous and incredibly sexy, if you don’t think she is Nik then you are ridiculous because if the hottest supermodel in the world isnt good enough for you then nobody is.
But the tip of her nose is off and her upper lip makes a ditch.- nik
