What Would You Do With Her

Posted in Miami Of Ohio, New Orleans | July 25th, 2011

What would you do with her?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick is super rich and HOT!! Would you Nik…?

Have her park my car, that’s it.  If she was hot she wouldn’t be wearing a full dress, you’d also be able to see her chin and those thunder thighs wouldn’t exist.- nik

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Pay Some Child Support Loser

Posted in Cincinnati, Miami Of Ohio | June 13th, 2011

CHEATING MANWHORE OF OXFORD WHO CANT PAY CHILD SUPPORT

CHEATING MANWHORE OF OXFORD WHO CANT PAY CHILD SUPPORT

CHEATING MANWHORE OF OXFORD WHO CANT PAY CHILD SUPPORT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag is Aaron Lakes. He has a 3 year old who he CANT EVEN PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR!!!! His ex has taken him to court and all he has to do is get a f*cking job, and he couldn’t even get one delivering pizzas in oxford. what a loser. This borderline Greg sucker dates a girl then f*cks mad skanky h*es on the side and brags about it to EVERYONE.  WASH YOUR SHEETS!!! He even slept with a chick before she got engaged and still f*cks her all the time. SERIOUSLY IF I HEAR ABOUT YOU BRAG ABOUT THAT SH*T ONE MORE TIME!! I DONT WANT THOSE NASTY DETAILS!!! He is “married” to this girl on facebook and is obessed with her? They have photoshoots of their “love” in albums. it’s disgusting. Yet he has what he likes to call his “side b*tches”, and yeah he calls them that to their faces! CLASSY! And he f*cks all these girls, i have no idea how because he’s a douche and a but a face. Seriously, GET A JOB! GET A F*CKING CAR and STOP FREE LOADING OFF ALL YOUR GAY FRIENDS! LITERALLY!

Dude, pay your child support… it will make you feel better as a man.- nik

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Drunkest Girl At OxFest gets Speared

Posted in Cincinnati, Miami Of Ohio | April 26th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl tries to mud wrestle everyone. Needless to say she gets dominated, I can’t stop laughing at this cause this dude just drills her fat ass.  And thank god he didnt get injured either.

Looks like a love tap.- nik

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Serbian Rat

Posted in Cleveland, Miami Of Ohio | April 7th, 2011

Serbian Rat

Serbian Rat

Serbian Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here is Karmen Stoyadinovic AKA “Stoyadinobitch”. This girl literally thinks shes on top of the world. She’s the most stuck up bitch I know. She honestly needs a reality check. She talks shit about all her friends behind their backs. She says she has the hottest body and is the sexiest girl you will ever meet. One of her favorite things to go around and flaunt is this little fact “OMG I’m serbian, Im so cool.” Okay dumbass reality check everyone else here also has an ethnic heritage. Youre not the shit just because youre serbian. Get over yourself. She is also as dumb as rocks. She got through high school cheating and begging people to tutor her. She doesnt work for anything. Some people think she looks like a rat… what do you think Nik? What animal is she? Lol

IF the front of her is this fat I only imagine what he back fat looks like, actually I don’t want to imagine that.- nik

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Grosscia

Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty DUI, Miami Of Ohio | March 15th, 2011

Grosscia

Grosscia

Grosscia

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Stephen Garcia resident free loader and fat a**. Steve is known to go out to all the gay bars and not pay a dime because he puts his drinks on poor unsuspecting old men’s tabs.  He also likes to drink and drive and has multiple ovi’s that he has gotten out off becauese his best friend adam also see with him lends him money that he has never repaid him to get a good attorney.   Besides being a free loader he is also a walking drd just ask his ex boyfriend and the old men he hooks up with behind the dock.

Looking a lil chubby there mr. Garcia, better tone it up for your forgy buddies.- nik

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FORGY

Posted in Cincinnati, Gremlin, Miami Of Ohio | February 11th, 2011

FORGY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle B**m*rsh*n* and he is the biggest faggot on the Ohio side of the Miami River. All he talks about is how he is the best thing since sliced bread. Whenever MySpace was popular, he had like 2343242 friends and that is the only reason why anyone knows his name. Too bad he’s a fag. BJ4PC. He’ll do anything to get a compliment and I mean ANYTHING. He talks shit behind all of his friend’s back and cannot be trusted. If you never seen him around Cincinnati, it’s because he’s too busy trying to scam on your boyfriend. There has been a lot of allegations that he is a homo and he has yet to prove otherwise. His pants are always painted on and he brags about how he shops at Tiffany & Co, has a closet full of brand new shoes, and knows more people that make over 6 figures than most people can count on one hand. He compares himself to the Perez Hilton of Cincinnati but he’s just another faggot that will do nothing with his life.

Tiffanys is only cool for 13 year old Jewish girls.- nik

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Follow-Up Nose Job Girl

Posted in Miami, Miami Of Ohio | July 14th, 2010

Lisa Fowler

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Lisa “elle” F**. Probably one of the dumbest sluts i have ever met. She makes youtube videos about beauty. WTF right? What would she know? She has wrinkles and recently had a nose job, which makes her look like Miss Piggy now. Oh, i did i mention she’s dumb? She’s “going to school for law” and lies that her name is Elle…Uh a bit Elle Woods status, ehh? She’d sell her soul just to make a quick buck. Greedy Bitch. Word is that she used her daddy’s gold card to pay off her Prof. after she was caught cheating on a test. Why would anyone trust this ugly bitch?

What a hack job. It looks like somebody bit off the end of her nose…Its also crooked.- nik

Also See: Tranny Blonde Sorority Girl With A Nose Job

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Tranny Blonde Sorority Girl With A Nose Job

Posted in Dirty Greeks, Miami Of Ohio, Would You? | July 6th, 2010

Tranny blonde sorority girl with a nose job

Tranny blonde sorority girl with a nose job

Tranny blonde sorority girl with a nose job

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This horsefaced tranny called lisa goes to my college and is part of the Alpha Chi Omega sorority. She is closet lesbian and she stalks all these girls in her classes online. She recently had a nose job because she hopes to become famous one day. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, the rest of her body needs to follow suit now and lean out.  She took a step in the right direction at least, but I don’t think she has a chance with that dead looking right eye.

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Maritza, Could She Be A Yes

Posted in Cougars, Miami, Miami Of Ohio, Would You?, Xavier | March 25th, 2010

Maritza , Could this be a Yes ?

Maritza , Could this be a Yes ?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik , Just sending some love your way anyways this is Maritza she is a model/actress here in miami , What do you think ? Would you ?

Answer: no.  She has passed her prime by about 10 years, she should start looking at her back-up plan (job).

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Hooters Ho

Posted in Cincinnati, Miami Of Ohio, Would You? | February 18th, 2010

Hooters Ho

Hooters Ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melissa, she’s a Hooters waitress in Springdale. She can often be seen out partying and hooking up with anyone on Mount Saint Joe’s football team (aka may be the worst team to Jersey chase ever). And if your wondering… they are real. So Nik… Would you?

Answer: No, photoshop is for liars, and arms are way too fat.

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