She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Lake Effect
Posted in Michigan | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Brandon, He lives in Muskegon MI and thinks he is the hott sh*t. Not only does he cheat on every girl hes with but is almost 30 and loves 18 year old girls… sometimes younger. Loves going to Western to party with college kids. He is a bartender and hits on all the young waitresses and has been rumored to have a handful of STD’s. So watch out West Michigan girls, Pass on this creature and find something better.
I bet he tells them he will help them with their homework.- nik
How Bout This One
Posted in Detroit, Michigan, Would You? | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I know ya still haven’t found your dark hair beauty yet, so what about this girl? I think she is beautiful… and shes got the eyes you love! I think she was a home town hottie at some point? maybe? Either way, watcha think??? Would you?
Answer: no. She has a big flat nose and I don’t love lazy eyes.
Nyght Ryder
Posted in Detroit, Dirty Army Strong, Michigan | February 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I just thought someone might get a kick out of this girl. Her name is Ebony Sh**, from KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN….what the f*ck were her parents thinking? She’s white! She has a daughter named Ja’Kyla. She is a hot ghetto mess. I can’t believe I live in this town!
She would be perfect for the Jersey Shore..wait, my bad she likes purple crayons not guidos.- nik
Miss Innocent Trying To Be Dark
Posted in Detroit, Michigan, The Dirty | January 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first of all, I feel like the dirty army is not representing Michigan as much as it deserves… not all of Detroit is ugly! This girls name is Erica and we used to be friends… before she became too cool. She was actually a good little catholic school girl who rebelled by dying her hair black in college and listening to rock music. I think she is still cute though. What you think about her nik?
She is cool looking for dead people. I like how her dark hair brings out her eyes and her chin.- nik
TOOL
Posted in Detroit, Michigan | November 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this douche, Nice outfit tool.
I can’t decide what worse, him or that beast on the left.- nik
Already Doomed
Posted in Detroit, Michigan, The Dirty | November 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cassie Jo. I am sure from the pics you can see that she has a mac forcefield, shes a sl*t, and a bit of an alcoholic (she carries around that flask everywhere she goes)…the best part about it is, she is only 18. This girl can find any reason to sleep with a guy, he’s cute, he’s sweet, he’s nice, he’s hot, he’s strong, he’s really smart etc…Clearly she spends the whole day in front of the mirror, I don’t think I need to say more about that. She was dating a guy almost 10 years older then her when she was 15. Nik this girl doomed..also why is she orange.
I look at her shark skin eyes and all I can think about is THIS VIDEO.- nik
In Or Out?
Posted in Dallas, Michigan | November 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is John, a Michigan transplant here in Dallas. One of my friends meet him on a dating website. After a few dates, she thought that he just looked OLD (he is only 27 and has wrinkles, crow’s feet, and leathery skin from too many tanning beds). Come to find out, he is gay and only on dating websites to meet girls to pass off to his Socialite family! Nik, please out this little froggie! At 5′6, it wont be a surprise that he is bottom!
He looks Forgy to me, no doubt in my mind.- nik
Nik, Do You Know This Guy?
Posted in Detroit, Michigan | September 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve been talking to this guy online who goes by the name “Brett M*ron” from Holland/Grand Rapids MI, I’ve never met him and he claims to be your best friend from AZ when he went to school there. But I find it suspicious that he doesn’t have photos of the two of you and that he also happens to be “deaf” and he wont talk to anyone outside of the internet because he doesn’t have any “way” of communication outside that. But yet, I find it really hard to believe that he has NO way of communication, and can work at an insurance company, teach tennis and play blowing on his team without even a cell for texting. I just don’t no what to think and if he is real or not…Can the Dirty Army find out if this guy is legit and if anyone can recognize him!
Never met him in my life.- nik
Gross
Posted in Detroit, Michigan | September 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl flashes her sh*t all over East Lansing! Please put her on blast! GROSS. ps: she posted these pictures
All she wanted for her birthday was a purple crayon. And all he wanted was a chubby lil girl. That girl is gross.-nik
RackStar Engaged
Posted in Detroit, MSU, Michigan, Rackstar, San Diego, The Dirty | September 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, just wanted to let you know Rackstar is going to be off the market… she got engaged this weekend in San Diego. Do you think you’ll be invited to the wedding Nik? And how long do you think before the engagement is over or how long do you think the marriage will last?
Biggest mistake of her life. It is not Fate, it is the lies he feeds you so he can sit on your chest.- nik
