Lake Effect

March 16, 2010 Michigan 2

Lake Effect

Lake Effect

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Brandon, He lives in Muskegon MI and thinks he is the hott sh*t. Not only does he cheat on every girl hes with but is almost 30 and loves 18 year old girls… sometimes younger. Loves going to Western to party with college kids. He is a bartender and hits on all the young waitresses and has been rumored to have a handful of STD’s. So watch out West Michigan girls, Pass on this creature and find something better.

I bet he tells them he will help them with their homework.- nik

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How Bout This One

March 3, 2010 Detroit, Michigan, Would You? 2

How 'bout this one???

How 'bout this one???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I know ya still haven’t found your dark hair beauty yet, so what about this girl? I think she is beautiful… and shes got the eyes you love! I think she was a home town hottie at some point? maybe? Either way, watcha think??? Would you?

Answer: no. She has a big flat nose and I don’t love lazy eyes.

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Nyght Ryder

February 12, 2010 Detroit, Dirty Army Strong, Michigan 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I just thought someone might get a kick out of this girl.  Her name is Ebony Sh**, from KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN….what the f*ck were her parents thinking? She’s white! She has a daughter named Ja’Kyla. She is a hot ghetto mess. I can’t believe I live in this town!

She would be perfect for the Jersey Shore..wait, my bad she likes purple crayons not guidos.- nik

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Miss Innocent Trying To Be Dark

January 6, 2010 Detroit, Michigan, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first of all, I feel like the dirty army is not representing Michigan as much as it deserves… not all of Detroit is ugly! This girls name is Erica and we used to be friends… before she became too cool. She was actually a good little catholic school girl who rebelled by dying her hair black in college and listening to rock music. I think she is still cute though.  What you think about her nik?

She is cool looking for dead people.  I like how her dark hair brings out her eyes and her chin.- nik

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November 24, 2009 Detroit, Michigan 8



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this douche, Nice outfit tool.

I can’t decide what worse, him or that beast on the left.- nik

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Already Doomed

November 20, 2009 Detroit, Michigan, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cassie Jo.  I am sure from the pics you can see that she has a mac forcefield, shes a sl*t, and a bit of an alcoholic (she carries around that flask everywhere she goes)…the best part about it is, she is only 18.  This girl can find any reason to sleep with a guy, he’s cute, he’s sweet, he’s nice, he’s hot, he’s strong, he’s really smart etc…Clearly she spends the whole day in front of the mirror, I don’t think I need to say more about that. She was dating a guy almost 10 years older then her when she was 15.  Nik this girl doomed..also why is she orange.

I look at her shark skin eyes and all I can think about is THIS VIDEO.- nik

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In Or Out?

November 6, 2009 Dallas, Michigan 2

In or Out?

In or Out?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is John, a Michigan transplant here in Dallas. One of my friends meet him on a dating website. After a few dates, she thought that he just looked OLD (he is only 27 and has wrinkles, crow’s feet, and leathery skin from too many tanning beds). Come to find out, he is gay and only on dating websites to meet girls to pass off to his Socialite family! Nik, please out this little froggie! At 5’6, it wont be a surprise that he is bottom!

He looks Forgy to me, no doubt in my mind.- nik

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Nik, Do You Know This Guy?

September 22, 2009 Detroit, Michigan 5

Do you no this boy??

Do you no this boy??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve been talking to this guy online who goes by the name “Brett M*ron” from Holland/Grand Rapids MI, I’ve never met him and he claims to be your best friend from AZ when he went to school there. But I find it suspicious that he doesn’t have photos of the two of you and that he also happens to be “deaf” and he wont talk to anyone outside of the internet because he doesn’t have any “way” of communication outside that. But yet, I find it really hard to believe that he has NO way of communication, and can work at an insurance company, teach tennis and play blowing on his team without even a cell for texting. I just don’t no what to think and if he is real or not…Can the Dirty Army find out if this guy is legit and if anyone can recognize him!

Never met him in my life.- nik

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