THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, just wanted to let you know Rackstar is going to be off the market… she got engaged this weekend in San Diego. Do you think you’ll be invited to the wedding Nik? And how long do you think before the engagement is over or how long do you think the marriage will last?

Biggest mistake of her life.  It is not Fate, it is the lies he feeds you so he can sit on your chest.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I don’t know this guy but a friend of mine posted these on facebook. I thought I owed it to the DA to send them in. I’m assuming he lost the game of Edward 40 hands. Forgy none the less…

Edward 40 Hands is so lame… man the Midwest is boring.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fruitcake is spencer.  This guy was, well is one of those douchebag  jocks who go arond bragging about every chick they have banged out or sit in the locker room comparing their muscles.  Sorry for the blurry pics Nik but they clearly show how gay this guy is, the girls he says he has been with; all a lie, they deny it.  I have seen him turn down girls to go after party with the guys and shotgun a few beers and whip out their funnel.  He tucks all his shirts in, wears a lot of pink, pampers himself and moisturized frequently throughout the day.  He has also sported wood while in the locker room, guys only lookerroom ofcourse. Ladies I wouldn’t even waste ur time with this guy, you won’t get any and he will say he slept with you, its a double negative.

Dude college is a time where you can be honest with yourself,  just come out of the closet already.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik its the new way to pick up mexicans for some work, drive by and see which ones make it on.  This way you ensure that you get the biggest and strongest ones, the ones who can enter a moving vehicle…

Red Bull gives you wings?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you had some a post up yesterday called seniore guido with a douche named moses.  If you thought that guy was bad meet his brother Terry, Moses is training him well to be a slimy cheeseball.  This guy looks up to his older bro like he is a god and tries to do everything his brother does, even though his brother is actaully slightly retarded.  These two guys were known as the stupid kids growing up, this guys brother could barely form a sentence and they both did those special ed programs and sh*t like that.

They both have never ending jaw lines.  I have never seen a jaw line hit the temporal lobe like that… could be the reason they are ratards.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you please have a party here and bring some dirty girls. The only dirty girls we have are hideous fat and usually like multiple guys…All of which I am not cool with.

Her legs literally look like fat tree stumps. She would be the perfect person to take hunting because she would blend in with the forest.- nik