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November 24, 2009 Detroit, Michigan 8 6,491 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this douche, Nice outfit tool.

I can’t decide what worse, him or that beast on the left.- nik



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Already Doomed

November 20, 2009 Detroit, Michigan, The Dirty 20 6,521 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cassie Jo.  I am sure from the pics you can see that she has a mac forcefield, shes a sl*t, and a bit of an alcoholic (she carries around that flask everywhere she goes)…the best part about it is, she is only 18.  This girl can find any reason to sleep with a guy, he’s cute, he’s sweet, he’s nice, he’s hot, he’s strong, he’s really smart etc…Clearly she spends the whole day in front of the mirror, I don’t think I need to say more about that. She was dating a guy almost 10 years older then her when she was 15.  Nik this girl doomed..also why is she orange.

I look at her shark skin eyes and all I can think about is THIS VIDEO.- nik



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In Or Out?

November 6, 2009 Dallas, Michigan 2 5,736 Views

In or Out?

In or Out?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is John, a Michigan transplant here in Dallas. One of my friends meet him on a dating website. After a few dates, she thought that he just looked OLD (he is only 27 and has wrinkles, crow’s feet, and leathery skin from too many tanning beds). Come to find out, he is gay and only on dating websites to meet girls to pass off to his Socialite family! Nik, please out this little froggie! At 5’6, it wont be a surprise that he is bottom!

He looks Forgy to me, no doubt in my mind.- nik



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Nik, Do You Know This Guy?

September 22, 2009 Detroit, Michigan 5 8,170 Views

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Do you no this boy??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve been talking to this guy online who goes by the name “Brett M*ron” from Holland/Grand Rapids MI, I’ve never met him and he claims to be your best friend from AZ when he went to school there. But I find it suspicious that he doesn’t have photos of the two of you and that he also happens to be “deaf” and he wont talk to anyone outside of the internet because he doesn’t have any “way” of communication outside that. But yet, I find it really hard to believe that he has NO way of communication, and can work at an insurance company, teach tennis and play blowing on his team without even a cell for texting. I just don’t no what to think and if he is real or not…Can the Dirty Army find out if this guy is legit and if anyone can recognize him!

Never met him in my life.- nik



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Gross

September 22, 2009 Detroit, Michigan 10 9,029 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl flashes her sh*t all over East Lansing! Please put her on blast! GROSS.  ps: she posted these pictures

All she wanted for her birthday was a purple crayon.  And all he wanted was a chubby lil girl.  That girl is gross.-nik



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RackStar Engaged

September 21, 2009 Detroit, Michigan, MSU, Rackstar, San Diego, The Dirty 18 6,798 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, just wanted to let you know Rackstar is going to be off the market… she got engaged this weekend in San Diego. Do you think you’ll be invited to the wedding Nik? And how long do you think before the engagement is over or how long do you think the marriage will last?

Biggest mistake of her life.  It is not Fate, it is the lies he feeds you so he can sit on your chest.- nik



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Someone Needs To Learn How To Drink…

September 9, 2009 Detroit, Michigan 3 7,437 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I don’t know this guy but a friend of mine posted these on facebook. I thought I owed it to the DA to send them in. I’m assuming he lost the game of Edward 40 hands. Forgy none the less…

Edward 40 Hands is so lame… man the Midwest is boring.- nik



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Locker Room Fun

September 1, 2009 Michigan, Michigan State, MSU 12 8,608 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fruitcake is spencer.  This guy was, well is one of those douchebag  jocks who go arond bragging about every chick they have banged out or sit in the locker room comparing their muscles.  Sorry for the blurry pics Nik but they clearly show how gay this guy is, the girls he says he has been with; all a lie, they deny it.  I have seen him turn down girls to go after party with the guys and shotgun a few beers and whip out their funnel.  He tucks all his shirts in, wears a lot of pink, pampers himself and moisturized frequently throughout the day.  He has also sported wood while in the locker room, guys only lookerroom ofcourse. Ladies I wouldn’t even waste ur time with this guy, you won’t get any and he will say he slept with you, its a double negative.

Dude college is a time where you can be honest with yourself,  just come out of the closet already.- nik



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