Michigan

Man Caught In Vacuum Sex Act Gets 90 days

Posted in Michigan, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  SAGINAW, Michigan – A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

I wonder if he finished or if they caught him mid stream?- nik

Smells like Tuna in Grand Rapids

Posted in Michigan

Smells like TUNA in Grand Rapids

Smells like TUNA in Grand Rapids

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kellee . BIGGEST whore to hit the west side of Michigan. Not only does she have her boyfriends name inked above her crack, she leads a secret life. This girl will bang anything with 2 legs. She is a nympho. She has been spotted giving BJ’s at Mcfaddens in booths, on the Muskegon river, and in grocery store parking lots. She loves drama and loves the “d”. She currently is rocking 4 different guys that we know of. That does not count the numerous one night stands she has during the week. She is fake head to toe and loves to play the role of “church girl” during the day. Nightwalker.

This is the worst pancake ass/thunders combination I have ever seen.- nik

It’s A Wonderful Day For A Neighbor – NON COMPLIANT

Posted in Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, MSU

It’s A Wonderful Day For A Neighbor - NON COMPLIANT

It’s A Wonderful Day For A Neighbor - NON COMPLIANT

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Remember Patrick W*seman, manager of Club X-CEL and owner of Girls of MSU Calendar? According to his latest Michigan Public Sex Offender Registry, he is ***NON-COMPLIANT***. I wonder if this has anything to do with him hosting Teen Night at Xcel and allowing only 12 to 18 year old kids in the door?

He was probably running an underground  kiddie prostitution ring below the club. Just sayin’.-nik

College Use To Be Fun – Prank Gone Wrong

Posted in Marquette, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Mississippi State, Montana State, Navy, Notre Dame, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Richmond

See people college use to be fun. Give us some good college dirt.

Everyone Beware Of The Token Black Friend

Posted in Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, Butler, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson, LSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University

He’s the total token black friend who makes a complete ass out of himself.- nik

JENNI AGAIN FROM DEER PARK

Posted in Michigan

JENNI AGAIN FROM DEER PARK

THE DIRTY ARMY: LOOK HERE SHE IS AGAIN. THAT SL*T JENNI IS JUST A F*CKING SL*T PERIOD. YOUR NEIBOORHOOD SL*T DEER PARK.

I take it shes the one stuffing her herpes infected tongue down the other trannys mouth?- nik

College Song

Posted in Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University

Someone should get this guy in touch with timbaland.

After 7 Beer Bongs…

Posted in Air Force, Alabama, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, Butler, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University

College kids these days really need to learn how to hold their alcohol, it’s getting pathetic.- nik

Wanna Come Home With Me?

Posted in Michigan

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Braylon Edwards getting down and picking up big ass bouncers.

That is one way to get them to go home with you.- nik

PRECIOUS…..

Posted in Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan

PRECIOUS.....

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Anna,  she is a sophmore at Albion College, in Albion, Michigan. No need to explain this picture!!!!!!! Shes a keeper ;)

After freshman 15, is it sophomore 50?- nik