Beautiful And Intelligent Milwaukee Girl

August 31, 2014 Milwaukee, The Dirty 77


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is the beautiful Angelisa Benitez from Milwaukee. She’s 22 and is a model (not sure what for). She is also a Medical Assistant. She works hard for her money. She is all natural. Blessed with hazel/blue eyes. Beautiful beautiful body (Yes, tits are real). She is half white half Colombian. Nik, what do you think of this babe.

There is no such thing as a ‘model’ in Milwaukee. Instagram doesn’t count.- nik

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How Do I Know If I Have A Sugar Daddy

August 14, 2014 Milwaukee, The Dirty 99


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after reading through some posts on your site, I feel like I need some clarification on what qualifies someone as a sugar daddy. My boyfriend is very wealthy, at least by the standards of the area we live in. He pays all of the bills besides my cell phone bill (I insist on paying SOMETHING on my own). He often just randomly hands me cash or his credit cards and tells me to go shopping. I’m not talking hundreds of dollars at one time, but enough to get a new outfit or get my hair done, etc. He’s never bought me red bottoms and I don’t expect him to ever. We’ve been together for 5 years, we live together, and plan on getting married some day. I don’t think of him as a sugar daddy, but I don’t know anymore. Even though we are deeply in love, does the fact that he pays my way and has since day one of our relationship make me a sugar baby?? Please clarify the rules of sugar daddy/sugar baby relationships!!

Who cares… 5 years deep and you plan on getting married. Lock that up and enjoy your life. Travel, eat great food and enjoy sex… there is no title to a relationship, if you are both happy why question.- nik

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She Could Be Milwaukee’s First Dirty Celeb

August 14, 2014 Milwaukee, The Dirty 69


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot is Carlie Marie. This female thinks she is the absolute hottest thing to grace the earth and if you disagree, her rage issues surface in a serious rage. She goes around acting like she’s real high class, complete with posing in front of huge houses trying to pretend they’re hers! She’s a stripper at one of Milwaukee’s nastiest clubs and we suspect she does a little porta-potty-ing on the side as there is no way she can afford all the red bottoms and stuff she has on her meager stripper dollars. I just feel bad for her kids. They are going to grow up thinking it’s okay to fight everyone who looks at you sideways, and thinking that half shaved heads and thick flat black eyebrows are okay. Unlike a lot of posts on here, I actually tried to find the best pics of her I could find to submit. Make this girl a DC, Nik. She’s self obsessed enough to qualify!

How can she raise kids with no eyebrows?- nik

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Sergant Snaggle-Joseph Gourdoux

April 21, 2014 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 37

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THE DIRTY ARMY: ARMY Sergeant Snaggle-Tooth Douchebag Joseph Gourdoux ladies is a lying cheater!Dated the douche for a few months. He was a real charmer in the beginning but slowly his true colors came to light. Crabby and Mean Mouthed unless he has his brown liquor and a 12 pack in him. Not to mention, he cheated on me and tells me the day we are supposed to be leaving on a trip out of town for some R&R. He is a sex addict, whether he gets the kitty kat or he handles business himself. He has to have sex and get off numerous times a day. He will hump anything with a hole. He also has a toddler with a TON of baby mama drama (ladies she took him to the cleaners in court). So he is broke and looking for a sugar mama to take care of him and his kid plus feed both of them and help pay all his bills for his house. Cheater, Cheater where’d he meet that no good white trash hoe? The man has a lisp, his teeth are jacked up at best, chipped front tooth and the nice 3 pound fang he has hanging over his other teeth. And he is all of 5 foot 8. Little man syndrome. Watch out for Sgt Snaggle-Tooth Douchebag Joseph Gourdoux of Racine, WI ladies!!

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Thank You Mr. Richie

January 13, 2014 Milwaukee, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love your site! It is a major guilty pleasure of mine, it has also shown me where I could have wound up if I stuck with my original after high school plans to get extensive plastic surgery and become a stripper escort in Vegas (Yes, that was my actual plan).  Instead I decided to go into therapy and get to the bottom of my issues (neglectful childhood, daddy issues, dysfunctional family and multiple sexual assaults from about ages 4 to 18 your typical crazy stripper issues).  I don’t regret the choices I have made so far, I have earned back the respect of my family, I have a loving fiancé and an amazing little boy who make my life worth living.  All because I choose to be honest with myself and others.  Everytime I see a post about one of those escorts in Vegas I think to myself, wow I could have wound up like them jetsetting across the world having nice things provided by wealthy men… And then I think nope I can always work my way up to traveling the world and having nice things and maybe one day getting plastic surgery because I would never trade what I have for what they long for.

You can either have a FAKE life or a REAL life. The choice is yours.- nik

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Heidi Garczynski

January 10, 2014 Dirty Mugshots, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well I’m sure quite a few of us gentleman between Oconto Falls and Shawano wi have had a disturbing experience with this woman . She appears to be a nice lady at first glance and can even pull off the woes me act pretty well .im not usually the type to fall for that sort of thing but her story about her marriage and terribly she was treated I thought the poor woman was battered. Fooled was I as I soon learned this was some sort of game of hers to dive into your wallet . If I can gently add ur wallet would have to be as big as a volk wagon for her to actually fit .but back to Heidi I must warn you guys out there that her putty party sob story is as far fetched as they come. One week into dating this woman she had already figured out my email password was digging around my email and computer and who knows what else while I slept. It may sound nieve that she was wondering my home while I slept but these were after bar evening and she pursuaded her way into staying over if you no what I mean. Yes it was not one of my best decisions and I was a bit impaired. I’m a 65 year old man had not been with a woman in almost 15 years so most men can understand how a little attention to mid section might cause you to make a choice you normally wouldn’t . It started off every time with a nice dinner but she insisted on getting completely inebriated and boy that woman can pound alot of alcohol which wound us up making love from the car to the house every time the woman was all over me it was a new experience for me . She did have some really weird quirks that did make me a bit uncomfortable during sex but I was so drunk the first 10 times .. We’ll you no then I noticed money missing from my wallet or I thought I did so after what I thought to be a few hundred dollars missing I began to carry less cash then the true colors of the nasty bar fly came out as I started to watch and drink less she was constantly huddling money the entire time we were in the bars following men outside returning 15 mins later. Them the borrowing money for rent and groceries started claiming her ex husband left her with thousands of dollars in bills and didn’t pay her any support for his children I was a bit Leary at this point and did some asking around the Oconto co area and boy was I a sucker she was doing this to several men besides myself and whether it’s true or not I was told her husband treated her like a princess she was married to his paycheck not him at all and she was the one that hit him really hard rumor has it he’s paying her 2000 a month in alimony plus paying for all her debt . All I can say is wow I’m glad I inquired about her when I did this lady is mouthing but a lying , money hungry woman that will stop at nuthing to put her hand in your wallet so beware she is still around as of oct 2013

Appears nice in a mugshot???- nik

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Looks Like Tess Taylor Isn’t So Sober – Plus Ryan Sheckler Is Cool

December 9, 2013 Hollywood, Milwaukee, San Clemente, The Dirty 140


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tess Taylor tells everyone how happy and healthy she is yet her photos from Instagram seem to tell otherwise. As seen in this one uploaded last night we can see alcohol and joints.

Her and Ryan Sheckler need to make babies… it would save them money on rolling papers.- nik

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Dirty Katie

October 16, 2013 Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Would You? 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik. This is Katie. I met her a few years ago and was thrilled to watch her steady decline into slooter-dom. She was always a crazy dumb b*tch from what I can find out, but this winner abandoned her 2 year old daughter to take her clothes off for money in a dirty dive club, pump herself full of drugs, and f*ck everything that moved. Now she’s supposedly clean, has a weird looking man and another kid. She also thinks she’s tough sh*t and will try to fight anyone who looks at her twice. Now the thing I really don’t get here is that pretty much everyone who knows her thinks this girl is smokin hot. I don’t see it. Maybe mildly cute at best, but really I think without the pounds of makeup she’d be pretty f*ing gross. The pics you see here are the best of a narcissistic FB profile full of selfies. Unfortunately with all the dumb a*ses telling her lies, she is as full of herself as they come. Nik, please please please put this nasty ogre on blast! I know she checks out your site and I love to see her reaction to hearing the truth from you. Don’t sugar coat it! Nik, would you??

Answer: No, when exposure fails turn up the ‘warmth’…am I right.

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