Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Meet Kelsey Kayla Meyers

April 29, 2013 Milwaukee 4 7,177 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kelsey Kayla Meyers. She has been taking sl*tty pictures of herself and posting them online since she was FOURTEEN! She obviously has gotten +2′s but she should have gotten her nose and teeth fixed first! She thinks she’s a “model” but boy is she delusional. Honey, Chris Keeling takes your pictures and he shoots any slut willing to get nearly naked. She was BORN to be posted on TheDirty. I HAD to ask you Nik, what do you think?

Her face looks so much better from a distance.- nik



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I Need To Get My Hands On Deer Antler Spray

February 25, 2013 Milwaukee, The Dirty 79 85,592 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this 60 year old man claims he only works out 2-3 times a week and is ripped as sh*t… all because he is an avid user of Deer Antler Pray.  I can’t believe this sh*t really works and how come Ray Lewis was allowed to use it?

Is that a WWE belt?- nik



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Pay For Play Trout Bahama Bob

January 8, 2013 Milwaukee, The Dirty 74 83,063 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bahama Slob aka Bahama Bob. He loves to go out in Milwaukee to all the lounges and clubs with young ladies who are most definitely all pay for play. I never see him with any men of his age that would be considered acceptable friends or business associates, instead his circle is only under agers and working girls. He travels a lot and is always bringing a new lady friend along. He went to this Playboy golf event and thinks the girls were there for him! He is not shy about tagging any girl in any of his vacation photos or checkins at airports either so apparently these girls dont mind that their “business” is known. He usually is seen throwing some party in the summer on his boat, but every girl on his boat is a new chick every week. He acts like he owns the clubs but never offers to buy drinks when he’s out. He dresses like he’s still in the 80s and his hair is stuck in the 70s. I am certain he is paying these ladies for their company. I am so shocked he hasn’t been posted before considering how small Milwaukee is. Every classy woman here in town knows his game.

He should marry the semi-blonde girl in the red dress (bottom image). She looks about his age.- nik



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Whale Of A Tale

December 19, 2012 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 1 8,315 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This horrific sight is known to be called Thea, aka the sasquatch of the northwoods. This “thing” is known to poke holes in the condoms of the drunk out of their mind men that take one for the team. Been done many of times, succeeded once! The earth crumbles a bit every step she takes, so you should feel her coming before you see her….run!!!

I bet he could squeeze into a larger bra size if he tried.- nik



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Wisconsin Puck Chasing Pig

December 10, 2012 Milwaukee 8 9,844 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, Meet Jordyn Scheuren. This is one Classy H*E. She\’s got quite the rep around campus. She will bang any guy with a stick and skates. I play for a team in Wisconsin. From what I know now, and caught from this bottom feeder, shes bad news. I meet her after one of my games and ended up meeting afterwards at a club. I ended up f*cking her. She’s f*ckin fat, ugly and if you can see from her pics, kinda tranny looking, but pussy is pussy right.I just felt like getting laid that night. So I ended up f*king her and she left my place . To top it off, she\’s got a so called boyfriend. I know the fag shes dating. We acutally play on the same team. This weekend, she ended bangin anohter dude she picked up at the club that we were all at. Thanks BITCH. I hope everyone sees this sh*t and then will know where their cock rot came from. See you in the spectator seats. Keep your head up high, I\’m wondering now by looking at your pics sober, were you born a dude??..See you around campus.

That sucks.- nik



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Posing As A Navy Seal To Pick Up Women

December 6, 2012 Dirty Predator, Green Bay, Milwaukee 4 5,821 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik..I thought that anyone living in or near Green Bay would like to know about this LOSER Don Brown who rides a nice Harley, however pretends to be a Lieutanant and ex Navy Seal as a way to con women. (see the Trident patch on his vest) I had him investigated, received copies of his military paperwork and was never a seal or even close to being a Lieutanant… Total poser who owes several women lots of cash. Hope that no one else buys his line of bullshit!

He has fired a gun before though (one time).- nik



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