10.20.09

Minnesota Girls Can Out Drink & Out Eat You

Posted in Minnesota, St. Paul

Minnesota Girls Can Out Drink & Out Eat You

Minnesota Girls Can Out Drink & Out Eat You

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily Por*er. She likes to think she is a cute and fun Minnesota girl. Unfortunately, she’s just another double chinned, fish lipped, needs to wax her man face, slut straight from the heart of MN. Her best asset, when she’s not drinking, she’s eating. Cheers!

It really reflects in her weight.- nik



Nik Richie

10.18.09

Minnesota Beward

Flip Flops and Socks?

Flip Flops and Socks?

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Kailey. Baby prostitute. Had to wait to put this b*tch on blast as she just turned 18. Her parents have been letting her go to Mexico since she was 14 by herself and each year her and her sister pick a random dude to hook up with. Shes slept with half the senior class. Nik please warn all the Minnesota colleges and Mexico spring breakers about this. Shes the one with the yellow bandanna and the fish lips.

She would have so much more potential if she didn’t fake cook her skin as much.  Kailey, pretend you live in Minnesota not SoCal.- nik


Nik Richie

10.16.09

Milwaukee MILF

Posted in Chicago, Minnesota

Milwaukee MILF

Milwaukee MILF

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this classy brawd is a 22 year old single mother of 2 straight out of Mil-town. Was going to be a Vikings cheerleader right out of high school until she found out she was knocked up by… well who knows who. Could be anyone. Interests include getting blacked out, being a terrible mother, and posting sl*tty pictures on facebook.

You must be a ruh-tard to believe she was going to be a Vikings Cheerleader. -Nik


Nik Richie

10.15.09

Caption Of The Day

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Where Did My Purple Crayon Go? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: IbleenPURPLEnGold

Why bouncers don’t make Mapquest and AIM wait in line at clubs


Nik Richie

10.09.09

Minnesota Douchebag FW

Posted in Minnesota

Minnesota Douchebag FW

Minnesota Douchebag FW

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-This is Zack Ste*zinger. He’s a flamin doucher! He dates chicks tells them it’s his first time, then dumps them. His trick: he goes to every university in the state. He calls his family members to claim he’s in love with these girls WHILE HE’S HAVING SEX WITH OTHER WOMEN. You can always find this guy passed out on a sidewalk, too. He claims to own his own house and 1965 corvette. We found out he LIVES WITH HIS MOM and takes his STEPFATHER’S Corvette while he’s SLEEPING. He really drives a POS 1999 Ford Focus that has side mirror. Look at his eyes, always bloodshot! This guy is a total TOOL.

I wonder why his pupils are so big.- nik


Nik Richie

10.08.09

Would You

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Whitney Bensf*eld.  I have had a crush on this girl for a long time now, unfortunately I’m what you call a fat kid so ya I have no chance.  But hey who knows there may be a special spot in some hot chicks heart for fat kids…Would you Nik if you could??

Answer: No, photoshop is for liars, and she has a massive gut.


Nik Richie

10.08.09

Natural Refund Gap

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Angela..I have been back and forth with this girl, sometimes I like her sometimes I hat her and think she is gross.  She has nice naturals but they have a natural gap in em,  and she is usually hot but sometime is just was too drunk or sl*tty to even be attracted to her.  So what do you think should I try and hit it and wrap my hands around those beautiful boobies.

How is that even possible?- nik


Nik Richie

10.05.09

Under-Boob Gut Girl

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this lil tramp blond girl is Ames.  You just posted a pic of this girl with some shirtless douche, Ames probably f*cked him she is a dirty girl.  She thinks she is the hottest thing minnesota has ever seen, she wants to be the most known girl in town…And what better way to do that then f*ck every guy in town.  She tries to sleep with anybody who is at least somewhat important,well known or if she can get something from them if ya know what I mean.  This girl does not care at all what these guys look, she has turned into a true slut with no morals or cares left, I mean she is licking a giant penis…Nik if your looking for a dirty girl here look no further.  Oh and just because she thinks she should be a big time model lets flatten her dreams a bit, would you?

Answer: no.  She has what you call a horse-face, she’s got thunkder thighs and her nose hooks making her kinda look like a witch(your welcome for informing you about the perfect halloween costume for you).-nik


Nik Richie

10.02.09

Who Knew

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who knew doing something as lame as asking if you could try on their outfit would land you 2 major hotties…doesn’t change the fact that he is a f*g and a lil nerdy kid who thinks he is hot sh*t.  He is one of those guys who mumbles little smart ass comments while they are talking to you or saying sh*t as you walk away.  Nik this dude is lame and thinks he is hot sh*t.  Would you with any of these girls?

Answer: no.  Those girls are weak, the one on the left looks like a flamingo and the one on the rights nasty under-boob gut makes me wanna puke.-nik


Nik Richie

10.02.09

Reason To Get Naked

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Samatha.  This wh*re stripped down and hopped on this bike when she saw it, said she needed a pic.  Apparently she does this a lot…she looks for any reason to get naked. Would You Nik?

Answer: No, don’t think I don’t see your gut.


Nik Richie


 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"