Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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White Girls Should Not Listen To Rap
Posted in Minnesota | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is alison po**..she goes by budababy or ali. Shes just another little whore running around the city of Minneapolis. She goes to any party that she can find even if her ugly ass wasnt invited. She is deeply in LOVE with black men. Wont date anything but black. Her way of getting a man is sleeping with them or giving them sexual favors. She is soo annoying nobody likes her, she is one lonley brod. Another thing is she is constantly throwing up gang signs like shes a motha f*ckin G. I bet she doesnt even know what shes throwing up, and shes only doing it to fit in. I would love to see her stank ass throw that up over northside. SHes constantly high never showers and bites her f*cking toenails she is one nasty bitch! She even slept with her best friends boyfriend! DIRTY GIRL!!! SHe acts like she all hard but when it comes down to it shes already sh*ttin in her pants and gone..She used to date this guy Mario and all he did was beat her and gave her black eyes and even told her mom that he was gonna put her 10 ft underground..and what does she do? Runs to him and sucks his dick so he wont leave her thats how desperate she is for a black man! We are sick of her stank coochie running around and will hump on any man just because hes black. Please Nik put this dumb girl on blast because she needs to realize shes just another hoodrat running the streets of minneapolis..
Does that grill fit over his braces…she is majorly addicted to the purple crayon.- nik
Poser From Minnesota
Posted in Miami, Minnesota, South Florida | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Jason F***** Blast this fake bum. Tells girls he was with the the tampa bay lighting.Don\’t tell them it was as a mascot.Claims south florida yet lives in Minnesota with his parents.Family made him move back after he got his License pulled for FIVE YEARS for drinking and driving.Runs a small bar and acts like it is miami.They use to run no cover with military ID. That was one of the first things he did away with.JUST WRONG. His favorite past time is letting underage strippers from down the road in to drink. .
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life.- nik
Best Friends
Posted in Minnesota, Would You? | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: alright nik! these girls went to my high school in Iowa. They are best friends and together are known for being wild, drinking, partying, and doing everything together. They were always having or at the biggest party. The blond was pretty popular in high school she’s really funny and nice when it’s just you, but can be a bitch when other people are around. She was the cheerleader, and always had a boyfriend. (which annoyed me) The brunette was kinda weird but always went to the parties with her friend so thats pretty much the only reason for her social life through high school. She never had a boyfriend and you didn’t hear much about her, other then that she was kind of odd and everyone thought she was a bitch. They are both good looking, but who cares when they are stuck up skanks that only care about drinking tanning working out and guys. so my question, would you want either of these best friends?
Answer: no. big gums, lil chicklet teeth and their lips don’t exist.
She’s A Jersey Chaser
Posted in Minnesota, St. Paul | February 18th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Emma S***dStrom she is known around campus as a jersey chaser. You always see her with some type of black athlete, either walking around campus or leaving her room. She is has hooked up with half of the freshman football players and is making her way through the basketball team!
She looks fat to me, the purple crayons are probably the only ones that dig her.- nik
Refund Gap From Minnesota
Posted in Minnesota, The Dirty, Would You? | February 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hottest girl in MN. She is in college, was adopted, and super sweet. Besides the Grand Canyon refund gap would you?
Answer: To the average gopher this girl is an automatic that guys would shovel snow for. Since I am above average and next level, she does nothing for me and has a huge nose. Sorry, but I am going to have to pass on sexual relations with this great divide.
Brett Favre Theory
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Minnesota, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010
Sorry, but I am not jumping on the Brett Farve let me fool the world with my Tiger Woods innocence bandwagon. People wake up… Brett is a great athlete, but it is physically impossible for him to perform at such a high level at his age. His recovery time during injury is non human. This is my personal opinion and I am sticking to it, I believe Brett Farve (abuser to narcotics in his past) has had a needle stuck in his butt multiple times in multiple off seasons, whether it be HGH or some other performance enhancer that could be undetected. Sorry people, but he is not the son of Jesus… even though you want him to be.
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Sticky Sheets In Vegas
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, Minnesota, The Dirty | January 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shannon O. She is a known jersey chaser and gold digger. Her claim to fame is working at Hooters and her part time job is jersey chasing. So far she’s done dirt with a guy from the Seattle Supersonics, some KC chiefs, and here in these pics you can see her getting dirty in Vegas with some athlete (im a girl so i dont know who he is). These were from a Vegas trip with her friends a few months ago. Word on the street is now she’s trying to weasel her way into some of the Dallas Cowboys players’ practice pants. She’s kept her dirt on the low for long enough but now she’s just out of control. Put this girl on blast.
Who is that guy? He looks like a fat version of Adrian Peterson… DIRTY ARMY, what does your intelligence tell you?- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Minnesota, The Dirty | January 14th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Finally Out The Closet? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Tyler Sm*th
Did Dorothy eat the lollipop guild?
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Minnesota, The Dirty | December 4th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Forgy 300? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Ziggy
The Micheal Phelps Buffet.
Minnesota Girls Can Out Drink & Out Eat You
Posted in Minnesota, St. Paul | October 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily Por*er. She likes to think she is a cute and fun Minnesota girl. Unfortunately, she’s just another double chinned, fish lipped, needs to wax her man face, slut straight from the heart of MN. Her best asset, when she’s not drinking, she’s eating. Cheers!
It really reflects in her weight.- nik
