THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the epitome of a DOUCHE BAG!!! His name is ROBIN GOLDBERG, but goes by “Rob Love” or “Rob Gold.” He is 36 years old and he runs around DT MPLS, hitting on 18-25 yr. old drunk girls lying, telling them he is 10 years younger then he is. He currently has FOUR pending rape cases!! He drugs young girls and takes them home to f*ck them. He has a face full of wrinkles, and needs to get rid of the disgusting fohawk, orange spray tan, and the AFFLICTION outfits.. LADIES.. WATCH OUT!!! Stay far away from this tool. Nik, PLEASE put this dude on blast!

Is that a wig on a munchkin’s head?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and attention Minneapolis Gay Men and Straight Girls!! This is John a regular on the gay scene for years. This tranny is an alcoholic, loves his Pepsi and is a mooch. He acts like he’s high class but behind his cheap H&M clothing he’s a walking trainwreck. John’s hobbies include: drinking for 12 hours straight to the point where he’s falling down drunk, embarrassing himself weekly, and getting on anything with a pulse as long as it’s got a d*ck. Literally. Even if you’re old and balding, catch him in a good enough blackout, he won’t care. He has a horrid reputation and people incessantly laugh behind his back, yet he walks around thinking he’s a prize. Straight girls keep your men in check too, as John is known for seeking out straight men and fcking them too. He doesn’t care. Keep smoking John because one day you’re going to look as “pretty” as a drag queen at the 90′s.

Forgy’s face always have a sheen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Chick Liza Torgerson thinks she is hot sh*t because she gets her picture taken by these no name photographers and thinks she is going to be the next big Super Model. She is so full of herself. Would you?

Those are some sweet eyebrows.  switch to sharpies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is Abbie Dunham she’s originally from Minnesota and moved to Hollywood not that long ago and now thinks she’s the sh*t! She’s really stuck up just because she used to work for Dr. Phil and now is a Casting Associate for a major network (allegedly). Los Angeles has really gone to her head. Why does that happen Nik?  People move and forget who they are and where they came from.

Sounds like the great state of Minnesota is jealous that someone actually escaped.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the hottest broads I have ever seen. Men take a look. Get your lube out. and Nik tell me what you think. This is Lauren Cosgrove, she is dating a pro hockey player.  I don’t understand why the hot ones always date the douchebags.

Are those her real eyes and why did she settle for Hockey?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I came across this 50 Tizzyson video and thought of you.  Yea I’m Icy is the name. He collaborates with A. Bellbey & Too Mush. 50 is pimpin with big rims, blling bling and custom 50 Tyson hip hop gear. Peace.

50 Tyson is fat now. They must eat really well in the hood.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, so I don’t know why people don’t think there aren’t any beautiful women that come from up North (Minnesota). I am also a female and I think this girl is seriously one of the most prettiest girls I’ve ever seen! Her name is Kristine, I believe she’s half mexican and white. I’m sorry but you’d have to be gay to think she’s ugly. She puts everyone to shame.. she has a perfect body as well. And guess what?! She’s all real.. I’ve known her my entire life. Real boobs, real ass, real hair, real smile. Perfection. She barely wears any makeup either… she looks just as good without it. Stunning. Just thought I’d share this with you. Would you Nik?! Don’t deny.

Answer: No, real everything looks terrible naked and I am not digging her Minnesota Wave (hair).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sick of hearing that MN girls are dogs! So not true. This girl named Lauren is completely and definitely Nanny material. She is sweet, wholesome, and beautiful. She deserves some positive attention. If you want more MN beauties you will post this. The question is Nik, would you?

Answer: No, I would never sleep with the help and even if I broke my rule she is way too soft in the stomach… you can tell she sucks in for every picture.

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, this little beauty is Jacobi Leckness AKA Jo-hoe-bi, the dirty Arby’s c*ke-wh*re of Rochester. When she’s not shoving all sorts of illicit drugs up her gigantic nose, she is on a mission trying to f*ck other girl’s boyfriends. Not only did she f*ck her boyfriend’s best friend, she ALSO f*cked her best friend’s boyfriend along with ruining countless other relationships. This 19 year old “hottie” enjoys finding men 26+ but beware boys she’ll lie to you about her age and her extracurricular activites until it’s too late. There is no doubt she is a dirty b*tch and needs to be put on blast.

She didn’t need a nose job before the drugs, its obviously swollen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she is Gods gift to men?  For everyone that doesn’t know her, you are probably wondering why the hell she would be thinking that.  Well you can thank the Vikings practice squad, all those have and it’s very sad because that gives her the fuel to think she is super hot and everyone wants her.  I guess at the end of the day, she is happy, so can’t hate to much.

She is God’s gift to Blackmen.- nik