50 Tyson Accepts Challenge


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, 50 tyson is so pissed that someone would even dare to challenge him when he saw the post “Legit Competition For 50 Tyson“.  So in true hip-hop ways he came back right at him by dropping a Remix on everyone.

If 50 Tyson doesn’t release a new track soon.  I will be over him quick, I am tired of hearing the word “athletic”.- nik

Legit Competition For 50 Tyson


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have finally found you a Respectable Rapper to challege 50 Tyson, his name is Bangs and he comes from non other but Sudan.  Even though his english is not 100 percent I do believe he has what it takes to challenge 50 Tyson for the title. Here is his hit single “Take U To Da Movies”.

Sorry, but I have to be real… those diamonds are blood diamonds fo shizzle.- nik

50 Tyson, The Lyrical Genius


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I told you all he needed was a beat, this guy is for sure legit… this is the sh*t right here.  Nahh what I mean… Nik don’t you agree 50 Tyson kills Nick Malibu.

Right now 50 Tyson is killing Nick Malibu in the music WAR.  NM needs to sing something for us or he will never be taken seriously as an artist.- nik

Butter Face


Butter Face

Butter Face

Butter Face

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, Where do I begin… This is Amy from Minneapolis, Minnesota. I call her Butter Face because her face looks like grease fat. She is an avid hunter and has pictures of herself in all her gear looking so manly. She is constantly commenting to her own statuses on facebook and posts all about her modeling gigs. The she has these turds that call themselves men comment on all her nasty photos. Not to mention she is engaged, but we all know the lights are off and he is just happy that he has found a hole that he can sleep with. I worked with her so I saw her everyday. I counted that she wore the same pants for 20 workdays in a row!!. This is no joke. She made them her own personal work uniform. All of this combined was enough for me to make a dart board of her face..

I wonder if she even bothered to wipe off the remains of all the guys who serviced her.- nik

He Ain’t Playin- 50 Tyson


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik dis your boy 50 tyson…he aint playin.  Nik 50 tyson is legit…this guy definitely needs a record deal.  I tried emailing him, not sure if I emailed the right person.  Anyways Nik figured everyone had to see this video she why the man the myth the legend 50 Tyson got his name.  Nahh wat I’m sayin Nik.

Can I be honest and say I only put up 50 Tyson on TheDirty because of Affirmative Action.- nik 

Team Holla Or Team Na-Wut-I-Mean


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, now that the Dirty Army has been blessed with the lyrics and Floetry from the one and only 50 Tyson, I wanted to ask you what has happened to your boy Nick Malibu since he has not been up on TheDirty for a few weeks now.  And Nik are you Team Holla(Nick Malibu) or Team Na-Wut-I-Mean(50 Tyson)?

Word on the street is that Nick Malibu is afraid of 50 Tyson.  Maybe Nick Malibu was a one hit wonder?- nik

Also See: 

It’s Crazy It’s Poppin- 50 Tyson

Killin Em Cats- 50 Tyson 

The Black Nick Malibu

Purple Crayon Chaser


PURPLE CRAYON CHASER!!!!!!

PURPLE CRAYON CHASER!!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this orange womans name is Beverly. It is a running joke in this town about her and she is getting out of control. She is obsessed with black men and the whole black community. She is beyond orange. She tans so she isnt white. She is trying to make herself be a dark color. She talks black, dresses black, and is obsessed with sports figures who are only black. We found her page on Facebook and we were beyond horrified with what we all saw. She randomly walks by purple crayons and takes their picture. Of complete strangers. We have seen her at clubs and totally ignore everyone except black guys. She tries and covers up her flabby hanging neck with scarves all the time.

Are you surprised she loves the purple? 50 Tyson should hop on that and give it a go.- nik

It’s Crazy It’s Poppin- 50 Tyson


THE DIRTY ARMY: Ay Nik is he pulling a boo…a Malibu that is.  the fake album thats never gunna drop…At least your boy 50tyson is straight up about it.  he obviously just needs someone to come in with a beat and hes set…I’m pretty positive if we heard some background beats his stuff would be pretty sick..50Tyson just needs a manager, you needa drop your gay obsession with NickMalibu and support the real deal.

50 Tyson needs to get on an Eminem or Lil Wayne joint before he drops an album.  I decided.- nik

Also See: Killin Em Cats- 50 Tyson

50 Tyson’s Involvement In His Community


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought the day would never come, but 50 Tyson’s time to shine has come.  He is from Northside Zone Twin City Minnesota and that isnt considered the best neighborhood out there.  Anyway as you can hear from his flows 50Tyson has the skills on the mic and definetly has the Image to make it in the rap game.  He is very known in the community not only for his raps but also for his positive involvment with it.  He is known to carry the groceries for the elderly, and helping the younger kids at school with their homework, hes a stand up guy.  Anyway Nik, with your help and the DA I’m very excited about this young kids future.

50 Tyson is going to change the rap game as we know it.  Even though he is a little guy, he is the Heavy Weight Champion of Floetry.- nik

Also See:

Killin Em Cats- 50 Tyson

The Black Nick Malibu

 

The Girl Who Likes To Get Beat


The girl who likes to get beat!

The girl who likes to get beat!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have never met a girl that like to get beat verbally and physically by her boyfriend. They met in an orgy almost tow years ago now and have been try to salvage a relationship that was doomed at the start. They are both alcoholics and love to bang random people. I personally know over 10 people that have railed her and apparently shes at well over a 100 notches. She had her dog taken away from her by the SPCA because she would go out for weekends at a time and leave the poor thing in a wet basement with no food or water. She sleeps with people that have things to offer her, like her boyfriend then she moves on. But what really gets everybody is how she keeps getting beat on and stays around. This girl is so sick she’ll wear dirty panties that her dog has been chewing on. She works coat check at a club downtown and makes $60 a night in tips if shes lucky. Watch out for this wh*re who lets you cum her in her mouth if you wear a domer……………….ouch.

Just know you can’t be tied down with a girl that wants you tied up.- nik